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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
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@nba.com & @wnba.com

Men deserve 40% of their league’s revenue but women don’t even deserve 15% of their league’s revenue?????

How can you possibly justify this?!?!?! Refusing to give these women equal respect is blatant sexism in action.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.

DO BETTER.
@wnba.com , @nba.com
PAY THE PLAYERS!!

The WNBPA’s CBA proposal would result in players getting “roughly 30 percent of total league and team revenue”.

The League’s proposal is less than 15%, “with that percentage decreasing over the life of the CBA, based on the league’s revenue projections.”
WNBA players’ proposal more than double revenue share proposed by league: Sources
The league and union are also negotiating on parental leave, retirement benefits as deadline extension looms.
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Ah: reached out to the pastor of this church — @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social — and he sent along a photo of the sign in question:
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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MPD will say that in these situations they aren’t “assisting” ICE. But the fact of the matter is that their vision of “public safety” entails preventing folks from interfering with ICE operations. This might theoretically reduce violence against protestors, but only because *it helps ICE.*
Disheartening to see federal agents take two neighbors on 29th & Pillsbury. Chemical irritants were used on observers by them.

MPD showed up on scene, created a pathway for these federal agents to kidnap our neighbors, and assisted with controlling the space. Disappointing and heartbreaking.
December 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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And that's why, when they retake power, Democrats are going to reach across the aisle and prioritize border security.
"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
Opinion | The Billionaires Have Gone Full Louis XV
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The first of the massive icicles above my deck has fallen. Tomorrow's gonna be fun.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The neighbors have had enough of you, Caden!
December 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Love to see the mail carrier has passed our building on their walk down the block, and yet the several pieces of mail that showed up in Informed Delivery Friday, Saturday, and today still haven't been delivered.
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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awoo 17
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"We're all in the BONE ZONE tonight." -- @randballsstu.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Your aunts and uncle are at the Wolves game.
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Smitten Kitten on LynLake is donating 40% of sales (basically 100% of profits) today to support immigration lawyers for Somali immigrants in Minneapolis/Minnesota. They want a line out the door and to sell Everything if possible Today!
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December 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We got THREE Ant spots in the British Arrow Awards.
December 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead are on twice today? What a beautiful world to live in.
December 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 16-9
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I need coffee, but I also need to lay in bed until these cramps calm down.
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I'm so sick of men.
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
At the VFW listening to my former state senator talking shit about my current state senator.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Ladies getting kicked out of the VFW. Love this.
December 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Guess I need to put on real pants instead of leggings, since I'm walking to the bar.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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This is your annual reminder that if you are in the US and have FSA funds that you won't use, Menstrual products are covered by FSA funds and can be donated to food pantries and shelters.
December 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Suppose I'd better get my draft-stopping towel in place at the door to the deck and close that last storm window. And then it'll be 40 on Tuesday and it'll be 76 degrees in here while I'm trying to work out.
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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babe come look. they liquid death-ified retinol
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM