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Jess
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
Peacock asking if I want to share my data with the NBA. Absolutely not.
This is gonna make me bust my OG Angel out.
It's really quite simple!
What's it like to not have your shoulders constantly up around your ears? Does anyone know?
I complain about the bus, but I would never drive.
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nude is a curious pant color for a contact sport
It really, really is.
I'm not the only person at the Kathleen Edwards show who was at the game tonight.
SLOB WIZARD JINGLES
I think these motherfuckers want homophobic chicken as much as a win.
More WNBA ass officiating.
Like, I get it, but it's still dumb as hell.
This is the last thing I need right now, TouchTunes.
We're normally in 231, but there's only two of us tonight and this wasn't part of our package.
It's giving horror movie vibes.
This court is beautiful.
Yeah, it was really gross.
Nevermind, it's open!
Of course today the bus is on time and zipping along the route, so I'm going to have to stand outside The Depot for 15 minutes before they open. And that's fine.