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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
They don't have the Wolves game on in the bar, so I can't even watch during intermission. This town sucks.
November 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My mom and her friends are complaining about everything. I love it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh noooooooo. Poor lil Karl. I'm sorry y'all have to go through this.
November 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Yep. We've tried doing an entirely homemade version and it's not worth the effort. I do use frozen green beans instead of canned, though.
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Shit, my family still does Stove Top.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
That's a cruel fakeout.
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm so tired of it.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Now I'm wondering if I've ever seen a frozen pizza in a Dutch grocery store.
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
NORM
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 PM