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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
Pinned
I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
Woke up at 6:00 with cramps. Now that they're finally under control and I feel like I can sleep, it's time to work.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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That’s my GOAT idc
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Take a read at this post made by Mukhtar M. Ibrahim regarding the comments made by Chief O’Hara about the East African community. A real apology and accountability is required.
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I already know depression hates to see this man coming. I’m cancelling all of my therapy appointments and adding this song and dance to my morning routine.

*Depression no, no, no ALEGRÍA SI SI SI*
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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lolol fr.

Uptown, Minneapolis
September 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Thank goodness today is a WFH day. I would not be doing well with these cramps in an office chair.
November 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
It's finally 11:00, which is great, because I've thought it was 11:00 for the past few hours.
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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You deserve the world, baby 💛
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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More fuckery is afoot and I feel like an insane person with conspiracy string but I gotta lay this out for people. Roll with me.

On September 10th, I filed my code of conduct complaint against the leadership of the feminist caucus for the transphobia I and another trans person were subjected to.
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
Alt: charlie day and his pepe silva conspiracy wall
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Got a little self-esteem boost tonight, which was much needed. But it didn't last very long. Because I suck.
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I'm like, 15 hours out from my allergy shots with very little visible reaction, so I'm gonna go ahead and scratch these damn itches.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 10-5
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected

ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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walked in and said give me the lisa simpson
November 20, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Came home to 76 degrees in my apartment, so every window is open.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 AM
"I'm gonna stop for one drink at the VFW." Famous last words.
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
These Mavs uniforms look too much like the Wolves gray unis.
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Air Bud Returns (2026)
July 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The noise in Target Center when Rudy missed that first free throw...
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Missed another picture, this one of @kingabee.bsky.social on the Jumbotron.
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We are about to enter the BONE ZONE kids!
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ANTHONY MOTHERFUCKING EDWARDS
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Got these mayo packets tonight with a serving suggestion... 😆
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Didn't get a picture, but shout out to the two dudes with the Naz Reid towel who chugged their beers when they appeared on the Jumbotron.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM