Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese.
Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
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Look who's here!
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Look who's here!
We're having pumpkin again!
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
We're having pumpkin again!
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By the age of 43 every man should have a bush in his backyard that he pees on after drinking 5 to 6 beers.
December 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
By the age of 43 every man should have a bush in his backyard that he pees on after drinking 5 to 6 beers.
I honestly don't understand why Trump is mad. Cuellar always votes with the Republicans.
ok look Henry Cuellar sucks but this is pretty funny he took the pardon now Trump has no leverage over him so he filed to run again and Trump is losing it
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I honestly don't understand why Trump is mad. Cuellar always votes with the Republicans.
Yep. That's a house sparrow.
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Yep. That's a house sparrow.
I read this like Riders on the Storm.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I read this like Riders on the Storm.
New insult just dropped
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
New insult just dropped
I am hopelessly addicted to the Kilauea live cam
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I am hopelessly addicted to the Kilauea live cam
Bitch, please. The guillotines are already sharpened.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bitch, please. The guillotines are already sharpened.
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December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The camera got hit by lava, I think, just a minute ago while we were watching. I'm not sure if it's functional anymore.
Oh wow... Kilauea volcano in Hawaii is erupting with enthusiasm RIGHT NOW, and you can watch it on the USGS livestream here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqmp...
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
(HT to @davidho.bsky.social for the link)
[V3cam] Kīlauea volcano, Hawaii (south Halemaʻumaʻu crater)
YouTube video by USGS
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The camera got hit by lava, I think, just a minute ago while we were watching. I'm not sure if it's functional anymore.
Look, we're just going to have Thanos about 36% of the population.
*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Look, we're just going to have Thanos about 36% of the population.
Have a hard-to-shop-for relative? Take a page from the Blue Heron Farm playbook: Use a sharpie to turn them into a ninja in an old photo and then frame it. 🎁
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Have a hard-to-shop-for relative? Take a page from the Blue Heron Farm playbook: Use a sharpie to turn them into a ninja in an old photo and then frame it. 🎁
The monthly hand bandage (kisunla), the MRI, the oval office sign, the rambling. The President has Alzheimer's.
But rich people are getting what they want, so I guess we're going to pretend he doesn't.
But rich people are getting what they want, so I guess we're going to pretend he doesn't.
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The monthly hand bandage (kisunla), the MRI, the oval office sign, the rambling. The President has Alzheimer's.
But rich people are getting what they want, so I guess we're going to pretend he doesn't.
But rich people are getting what they want, so I guess we're going to pretend he doesn't.
I usually hate nicknames, but this? I can get behind this one.
Needy Amin strikes again.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I usually hate nicknames, but this? I can get behind this one.
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Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
Just legal Calvinball. Obviously lawless.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Laws aren't real. They exist solely on account of buy-in from society's participants. Once one side disengages, you no longer reside in a society based on laws. You live in a society based on power and armed force. I am begging folks to accept this so we can get moving.
I'm not going to click. It's Elon Musk and you will not convince me otherwise.
A dramatic drop in mortality for youngsters under age 5 has been one of the great accomplishments in global health. But estimates suggest that in 2025 child deaths will go up. n.pr/3MkdQ1e
For the first time this century, child deaths under age 5 will likely rise. Why?
A dramatic drop in mortality for youngsters under age 5 has been one of the great accomplishments in global health. But estimates suggest that in 2025 child deaths will go up.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I'm not going to click. It's Elon Musk and you will not convince me otherwise.
Made a batch of mulling syrup today so we can have hot mulled wine at the bar. Goats love glühwein.
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Made a batch of mulling syrup today so we can have hot mulled wine at the bar. Goats love glühwein.
You can make this part of your morning routine; after Wordle, but before you poop.
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You can make this part of your morning routine; after Wordle, but before you poop.
Look at these dingdongs
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Look at these dingdongs
Gonna try something new at The Beer Garden. If you want to paint, RSVP by Wednesday so we can be sure to have enough kits. TyBeer Garden will still be open as usual if painting isn't your thing.
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Gonna try something new at The Beer Garden. If you want to paint, RSVP by Wednesday so we can be sure to have enough kits. TyBeer Garden will still be open as usual if painting isn't your thing.
Literally the only time he sleeps is in meetings!
VARNEY: Do you work 18 hours a day?
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
MIKE JOHNSON: More. More. And I have to, because President Trump works 21 hours a day.
December 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Literally the only time he sleeps is in meetings!
He is assuming, as am I, that Trump will pardon him.
What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
He is assuming, as am I, that Trump will pardon him.
And the NYT assists by using the word "many" instead of the more accurate "most" in the headline.
This was never about targeting violent criminals. This was always a wind up to the full attack on Black, Brown and Muslim immigrants we’ve seen burst wide open this week. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
ICE Arrest Data Shows Many Immigrants With No Criminal Record
In high-profile operations, more than half of those arrested had no criminal record, an analysis shows.
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
And the NYT assists by using the word "many" instead of the more accurate "most" in the headline.