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Ryan, Perdido en TX

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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · Jun 21

When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to split the combo fajitas dinner for two.

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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · Dec 13

As a kid my parents told me that if I ate too much chips and salsa it would ruin my dinner but as an adult I now realize that you can eat as much chips and salsa as you want and if you eat enough chips and salsa you get to have enchiladas for breakfast the next morning.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 1d

It’s okay to be happy for the fans of teams that are your rivals. People being joyous is good.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 1d

Happy for you.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 1d

🥴

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Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

“The fajitas come with shredded cheese, correct?”

“They usually do.”

“But this time they did not and your wife cannot eat her fajitas without shredded cheese?”

“That’s right.”

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 7d

it is acceptable to wipe your hands on a sleeping relative because they are your napkin

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Salads.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes balls look like this.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Go*

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Let’s. Fucking. On

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

@aynrandy.boontavista.com “you think that’s air your dick is breathing” may have just sent me into another dimension.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

She could be a chef though.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

She did work in the restaurant industry for a long time but for the most part I think it was front of house.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

The latter.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Rumor has it that after all of these years she is still waiting for her shredded cheese.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Specifically it was the long balls comment by Theo @aynrandy.boontavista.com that did the most damage, as Sarah just reminded me.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

That’s a Springer Dinger. Very familiar.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Sarah and I listen to Boonta Vista on our Sunday morning trip to breakfast and the grocery story and this line almost caused her to crash her truck.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Everyone’s penis is small at the pool. @boontavista.com

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna be a plumquot and raspberry upside down cake. Gonna be some caramel dumped in there before the batter. Gonna be nice.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Realizing that the weekend is coming to an end and you have to be at work in 12 hours.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe the highlight of the way too early openings portion of the pandemic.

Ryan, Perdido en TX @ryanlostintx.bsky.social · 2d