Ryan, Perdido en TX
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I’m just happy to be here.
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When you spend 30 minutes looking at the menu and finally agree to split the combo fajitas dinner for two.
Woody Marksism.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Woody Marksism.
Are you about to get amongst it? We are.
Boudin balls to go along with chicken wings and Mac and cheese incoming.
Boudin balls to go along with chicken wings and Mac and cheese incoming.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Are you about to get amongst it? We are.
Boudin balls to go along with chicken wings and Mac and cheese incoming.
Boudin balls to go along with chicken wings and Mac and cheese incoming.
When you post mean things at me, please keep in mind that this is who you’re posting at and I probably absolutely deserve it.
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
When you post mean things at me, please keep in mind that this is who you’re posting at and I probably absolutely deserve it.
Sorry to anyone who has followed me recently but I love Houston sports and will live tweet the games when they’re on.
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sorry to anyone who has followed me recently but I love Houston sports and will live tweet the games when they’re on.
The clock management on the last drive of the first half was criminal. Probably at least a state jail felony.
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The clock management on the last drive of the first half was criminal. Probably at least a state jail felony.
The pecans from our neighbor’s pecan tree are actually really good this year and hundreds of them have fallen in our backyard. An absolute boon for us. Stoked.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The pecans from our neighbor’s pecan tree are actually really good this year and hundreds of them have fallen in our backyard. An absolute boon for us. Stoked.
Bottomless mimosas hitting.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Bottomless mimosas hitting.
What did I do in a previous life to deserve to be a Texans fan in this life? Like, it probably wasn’t something all that bad. I probably sold someone some bad copper or something.
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What did I do in a previous life to deserve to be a Texans fan in this life? Like, it probably wasn’t something all that bad. I probably sold someone some bad copper or something.
Steak night.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Steak night.
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Don’t mind me I am just making a dish from the racist advertisement for an electric wok cookbook
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Don’t mind me I am just making a dish from the racist advertisement for an electric wok cookbook
Just got a letter from HPD asking if the camper I had stolen 4 years ago is still stolen. It is still stolen.
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Just got a letter from HPD asking if the camper I had stolen 4 years ago is still stolen. It is still stolen.
You should have to run the Oklahoma drill against the person you’re posting about if you post stupid ass shit like this.
November 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
You should have to run the Oklahoma drill against the person you’re posting about if you post stupid ass shit like this.
I just admitted to Sarah that I feel like I am a chopped unc and to my horror she had no idea what I was even talking about which means she is also a chopped unc I think.
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just admitted to Sarah that I feel like I am a chopped unc and to my horror she had no idea what I was even talking about which means she is also a chopped unc I think.
Just thought about the fact that I haven’t had my grandma’s ambrosia salad in 30 years.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just thought about the fact that I haven’t had my grandma’s ambrosia salad in 30 years.
This is what happens when you don’t roast your friends’ bad looking food pictures.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is what happens when you don’t roast your friends’ bad looking food pictures.
One time in elementary school I brought 8 vials of mercury, that I found on my dad’s work bench, to show and tell and I got the school shut down for a couple of hours.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
One time in elementary school I brought 8 vials of mercury, that I found on my dad’s work bench, to show and tell and I got the school shut down for a couple of hours.
I taught Sarah the concept of “Surrender Cobra” and she keeps pointing it out during games but calling it Sad Cobra and yeah well same thing I guess.
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I taught Sarah the concept of “Surrender Cobra” and she keeps pointing it out during games but calling it Sad Cobra and yeah well same thing I guess.
It’s 311, time to listen to Five Of Everything.
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s 311, time to listen to Five Of Everything.
Every year my mom gets us a nice Christmas ornament. Here are a couple of my favorites.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Every year my mom gets us a nice Christmas ornament. Here are a couple of my favorites.
Standing and solemnly putting my hand on my chest whenever I hear the Baywatch theme playing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Standing and solemnly putting my hand on my chest whenever I hear the Baywatch theme playing.
Could go for some biscuits and boudin gravy. Is boudin gravy even a thing?
Probably should be.
Probably should be.
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Could go for some biscuits and boudin gravy. Is boudin gravy even a thing?
Probably should be.
Probably should be.
I want to illegally operate this piece of machinery so fucking badly right now you wouldn’t believe.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I want to illegally operate this piece of machinery so fucking badly right now you wouldn’t believe.
There is a skid steer loader in my neighbor’s front yard and I have two questions;
Why is it there?
Can I play with it?
Why is it there?
Can I play with it?
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
There is a skid steer loader in my neighbor’s front yard and I have two questions;
Why is it there?
Can I play with it?
Why is it there?
Can I play with it?