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Joey McAllister
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Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.

Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.

Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Pinned
No kings.

No cowards.
This is so clever and also maybe a Silent Hill enemy.
19th century wooden “walking” doll with a wheel of eight legs ~ when costumed, the doll’s long dress would cover most of the leg mechanism, allowing the doll to “walk” when moving, while appearing to have only two legs at any one time www.theriaults.com/events/listi...
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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One of my favorite objects. A paper mache bowl I made in elementary school using the Sunday comics. Have always just kept random buttons, pins, ect. in it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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My new favorite whiskey glasses aren’t whiskey glasses at all. They’re Godzilla sake glasses.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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I will pay for a show that is Planet of the Apes with dolphins. Paul Gross is in the Charlton Heston role, and all the dolphins have Newfoundland accents for some reason.
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The beloved traditional Thanksgiving Eve thawing of the grill so it will open
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Saint Paul City Council has called for an investigation into police use of force and separation ordinance compliance. Here's the press release, in multiple parts, I got via email at 5:40pm today. I want to thank the Councilmembers for their public statements on this issue.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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The Darley Oak, Cornwall

At least 800 years old

Photo: Greg Martin
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The SPPD chief should lose his job over this.
From the MN Society for Professional Journalists: St. Paul police shot three photojournalists (MPR, Reuters, Sahan Journal) with "less lethal" munitions during an ICE operation yesterday. One had to go to the hospital. They say they were specifically targeted by St. Paul police.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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This is why people spent/saved more during Lockdown.

It wasn’t the stimulus checks, it was not being required to spend all that money just to survive.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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My latest guide to whether you’re paying for the product or the brand:

Existential Dread: Product
Moral Crisis: Product
Cognitive Dissonance: Brand
Solipsism: Product and Brand
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I’d like to file a Truth in Naming complaint
Margaret Angst (1935)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Angst attended West High School
November 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Madi Diaz put out acoustic covers of blink-182's entire 'Enema of the State' album on Bandcamp called

'Enema of the Garden State'

proceeds go to the Defending Our Neighbors -fund for victims of ICE displacement

FUCK ICE
Enema Of The Garden State, by Madi Diaz
12 track album
madidiaz.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
OMG PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT
🎨💙 NEW! Keb’ Mo’ Coloring Book 💙🎨💜🩵💛🫶
Created with love by his sister, Connie Moore. This is inspired by Keb’ Mo’s music — each page with a QR code so you can listen while you color 🎶✨
Available on Amazon: amzn.to/4oZMlbo (amzn.to/4oZMlbo)

#KebMo #ColorTheBlues
#RelaxAndColor #BluesMusic
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You folks with stand and/or hand mixers must be living the high life.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thanksgiving conversation
My spoon is too big
YouTube video by Zay
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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man, it is an absolute skating rink out there on the side streets
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I have a lot of faith in the people of St. Paul being able to wrest back control of their cops. It’s not my city so maybe I’m missing something, but I see strong yet not naive statements from council members & citizenry is engaged & articulate. I hope StP has fewer reactionaries than Minneapolis.
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
😐
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM