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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins

@sithlet.bsky.social

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cat and cheese and skiing and gin and coffee and starwar and scotch and knitting and wrasslin and vengabus enthusiast who is very cruel to rocks she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - minnesota bullshit - former robydoby

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 44m

Bad news for the Proper Identification of Babies department

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 48m

Can they dress themselves? BABIES.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1h

I’m so glad that rhubarb lip balm caused me to meet you in real life. I’m glad to have met you. Let’s have a gin party fr.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1h

That’s really mean to @valcapone.bsky.social

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1h

They are babies. @mythbusty.bsky.social do you not know what a baby is? This is not hard.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 1h

“All three” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rolette is really into jumping from high places directly onto my tits.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 12h

Toni Storm voice, talking about the kitten: “Lately, she has taken to bounding off of the headboard directly onto my tits”

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 13h

I have done something absolutely unhinged and torn out the top of a sweater I absolutely love… except for the neck line. Only after recalling it was sewn up the shoulders to the top and that I somehow got one of the armholes aligned weirdly… and now I need to fix it… in an awkward state.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 14h

Yes.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 16h

I get this song in my head at least once a month.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 16h

HOW ARE PEOPLE GONNA KNOW ITS ABOUT BASKETBALL

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 17h

Good job 👏

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 17h

Totally wild that there is almost definitely an FBI watch list based on people purchasing inflatable frog costumes online.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 19h

We are such a caricature of ourselves it’s embarrassing

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 19h

I only had to search “ketchup” on my phone

An array of sauce bins at a Taco Bell. There is regular Taco Bell sauce (arranged in no particular order) across the top and on the bottom are bins for salt and ketchup.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 19h

Okay, but it is true.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 20h

Fun fact, in Minnesota, they have ketchup packets at Taco Bell.💀

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 20h

Thank you! Same for you ❤️

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 21h

I just wish my skin would stop trying to prove what a unique butterfly it is?

Between the vitiligo and the ear eczema, we already had enough going on.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 22h

I just gotta live in a cotton bubble for a month 😭

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 22h

I have all of a sudden (in the past month) gotten a bunch of irritation in my neck and underarms and idk why and now I have to like… go to a dermatologist or something.

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 22h

Lolllllll

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 22h

Oh no, I just cooked up my breakfast, way hungry. And now I’m like, “but you don’t want a savory breakfast”

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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 22h

My fingers and toes, shortly thereafter. Rude, tbqh.

Skeetlet S. Pumpkins @sithlet.bsky.social · 23h

Just got my first raynauds of the season last night 🥶

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