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Skeetlet S. Pumpkins
@sithlet.bsky.social
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cat and cheese and skiing and gin and coffee and starwar and scotch and knitting and wrasslin and vengabus enthusiast who is very cruel to rocks

she/they - queer - crusty millennial - adhd chaos gremlin - minnesota bullshit - former robydoby
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I got four different designs!
Two white ceramic sake cups. One is painted with dark blue, coming out of ocean waves the other is painted with black, sending radioactive rays out of his mouth. There are geometric designs on the right side of the black painted cup. Two white ceramic sake cups. One has Godzilla in front of Mount Fuji in red paint. The other is the same cup from the original post, with Godzilla in front of a pagoda and Mount Fuji.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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My new favorite whiskey glasses aren’t whiskey glasses at all. They’re Godzilla sake glasses.
A white ceramic sake glass with a blue and pink painted landscape with a pagoda style temple and Mount Fuji in the background. In the foreground, Godzilla is ruining everything.
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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How many cats. (Spoilers in alt text.)
One black cat sitting in a cardboard box for Buldak spicy ramen noodles. There is a cardboard box to the left. Between two of the box flaps is a small corner of cat ear, barely visible.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Me neither… it’s still moving.
The Pale Man, a terrifying monster from the Guillermo Del Toro movie Pan’s Labyrinth. He is a pale fleshy color… much like an uncooked turkey. He has eyeballs in his hands, which he is holding up to where his eyes would be. The hands have long sharp nails and his mouth is a black maw of only teeth.
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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This idiot doesn’t even know about cheese tax.
A cat curled up like a croissant next to a person who is holding cheese in the foreground of the photo.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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@britculpsapp.bsky.social I just found this and attempted to order one for both of us, but unfortunately the link is dead.
An enamel pin of the meme of a pig popping on its own swollen ballsack.
November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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@megfenway.bsky.social TONIGHT WE ARE BITTER ENEMIES
A hockey stadium filled with fans wearing purple jerseys for the Minnesota Frost The same hockey stadium with the same fans, but they’re standing and cheering because the Minnesota Frost just scored a goal over the Toronto Sceptres
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Bending over to clean up a mess your cat made and she just hops onto your back. Asserting dominance.
A cat sitting comfortably on a woman’s hunched over back. The woman is wearing a grey knit sweater. A cat sitting comfortably, having turned around to face a new direction, but still perched on a woman’s hunched over back. The woman is wearing a grey knit sweater.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The album cover for Ben Folds’ “Rockin’ the Suburbs”
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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At the Fillmore Minneapolis for Avatar and the poor opening band keeps asking the crowd to form a pit and/or crowdsurf, which is explicitly against the rules. Related: why do metal bands book here?

But also, watching the opening band from a chair in the lounge is not bad at all.
A large screen with a metal band playing in a mostly empty room, as seen from comfortable bar stools.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Rolette agrees.
A grey tabby kitten with a white chest doing a big yawn.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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lol. My dear friends (most recently @snyde043.bsky.social & @derekmahr.bsky.social), I know of the advent calendar. But I am not paying for cardboard entombed daily shots of Malört. I like Malört, but not THAT much. Besides, barrel-aged is better.
My notifications tab, including two different friends quote posting a Malört advent calendar to me.
November 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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My birthday trip to Japan:
A trend of walking data. There was a huge jump in the second half of May.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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But also I love it. And also I can’t seem to find a 100% completed pic?
An Icelandic lopi sweater with a black tweed base, burnt orange stripes and a black skull pattern overlaying the orange stripes.
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Iceland here. It’s from a hand-dyer who is one of the stops in the “woolen circle” tour. Lots of blues and greens.
A blue and green hand dyed ball of wool yarn.
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Staring longingly until this chaos goblin matures beyond utter destruction.
A grey and white tabby kitten doing a big yawn over a woman’s shoulder.
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I took video from the sunroof of our car on the way home from seeing Frankenstein. It was silly. Silly aurora.
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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Y’all.
A red burst of aurora overhead. There are red rays bursting upward from the center over a greyish green. Very colorful aurora streaks with a starry backdrop. Red, purple, yellow, blue, and green over a tree line. Another spray of green and red aurora streaking down to the right. There are cloudy bits of light and stars. There are trees in the foreground. A ray of red, yellow, green, and purple auroras shining down on a beige stucco house.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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More from the park by my house.
An aurora with baseball field lights in the bottom of the photo. There is a red blur in the top left, a violet blur in the bottom, and multiple green streaks through purple in the center. A second photo of the same aurora streaks, slightly changed, showing their movement. Previous description is still accurate: An aurora with baseball field lights in the bottom of the photo. There is a red blur in the top left, a violet blur in the bottom, and multiple green streaks through purple in the center. A green blur of aurora steaks over a baseball field light and trees. A burst of different aurora streaks, red and green with stars in the background.
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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From the sunroof of our car driving back from Frankenstein.
A vivid red aurora filling the entire photo. There are some streaks and stars in the photo as well.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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20 years ago.
A woman with pink and blue hair wearing a black tank top and a black and white striped skirt holding a bouquet of flowers and a string bow cider, laughing. A woman in a black tank top and a black k and white skirt standing next to another woman. Both are laughing.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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DEAR TACO BELL SKY THERE IS BAJA BLAST PIE. TODAY ONLY. WHOLE ASS PIE. $20.
A box with a teal/blue/purple gradient background with a Taco Bell logo. The center of the box says “Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie”
November 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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… I got Aurussy?
Some streaks in the night sky that might maybe be an aurora, but are vaguely slit-shaped. Some streaks in the night sky that might maybe be an aurora, but are vaguely slit-shaped.
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I need you to see the position my cat is sleeping in.
November 3, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Back on my bullshit.
There is a gas lantern with a small flame next to it. This is the scene from Return of the King of the beacon being lit in Minas Tirith. It is on a tv on a teal wall. There is an art print poster of “Cosmonaughty”, a pinup style cosmonaut on a red background with a hammer and sickle and a star. There is a yellow stuffed octopus sitting on the bed in front of the tv. Pippin os on the tower where the beacon is being lit, suddenly alarmed at the size of the flame he’s just created next to him. Aragorn is informing King Theoden that the beacons have been lit. Theoden has just said Rohan will answer the call of Gondor and join them in battle.
November 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM