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Bill Childs
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Not a real doctor; real worm. I've done radio for kids for a weirdly long time. Not your lawyer, but maybe your amusement park law prof. SpareTheRock.com. Wrote a book: RecreationAndRisk.com (Carolina Academic Press). He/him; my views only here.

St. Paul.
Richest guy in town.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Elder kid was sitting on a sofa at Brooklyn Bowl grading up until ten minutes before the Hold Steady’s set, and I’m proud that they learned my grading habits
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Hey man you can’t park there
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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This would be the best place to have violent food poisoning tho
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I’m a
PIPEFITTER and a MODEL TRAIN ENTHUSIAST
I love GUNS and RAMEN
My wife is a GODDESS
And my son and my money go to
KENYON COLLEGE
And I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HIM OR LIBERAL ARTS EDUCATION
ANY QUESTIONS?
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
I had not previously really looked at what my granddaddy is wearing in this photo, and I kinda want his jacket
Hello from my grandparents, Gordon and Alma, on the far right of this photo with friends. 1941. They’d been married about a year and had recently arrived to their new home in Arkansas after graduating from Michigan.
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Proposed full list of airports for which the use of the three-letter abbreviation is acceptable in spoken conversation:

JFK
LAX
BWI
PDX
DFW (maybe)
SFO (if you are in the Bay Area when speaking but not otherwise)
XNA (only if you are my father)
December 5, 2023 at 12:20 PM
The way my former employer communicated about telling ~4% of its workforce (including me) that they were being laid off remains absolutely confounding to me, a year later.
I myself am experiencing a different degree of change

www.startribune.com/solventum-la...
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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well,,,, you know what they say.... when you have professional news that relies on word of mouth and leveraging your reputation in order to generate livable income, you should always release that news after 9:00 p.m. on a Friday night

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Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law | Tenants' Rights Attorney Minnesota
A Minnesota-based attorney with a focus on tenants' rights case and community service | Daniel P. Suitor, Attorney at Law
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December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The elder kid is contemplating starting a blog, in large part to discuss the Man from U.N.C.L.E. (original series). This is a natural move for a Religious Studies Ph.D. candidate focusing on late antiquity.
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It’s called a shoilet. Show some respect.
i'm at the combination shower-toilet.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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i'm at the combination shower-toilet.
I am staying at a place with the toilet in the shower and it is >$400 per night
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It is Bandcamp Friday for the last time in 2026. May I suggest any or call of the albums on my little label?

sparetherockrecords.bandcamp.com
Spare the Rock Records
Spare the Rock Records, formed in 2010, has released four impressively successful benefit albums . The label, founded by Bill Childs (producer and host of long-running family radio show Spare the Rock...
sparetherockrecords.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"And here's something I know you'll enjoy hearing," he assured the Humbug.

The bug listened with rapt attention to something he alone could hear—the shouts and applause of an enormous crowd, all cheering for him.

-- Norton Juster, "The Phantom Tollbooth"
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pretty much does what it says on the tin

thegoddamndoowopband.bandcamp.com/music
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh, Jef’s going *dark* with the WKRP reboot
a local NPR station gets defunded by Trump. a DOGE-like figure (loves TED talks & EDM) is hired to revamp it to make it for-profit and bumps up against all the NPR-types.
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am one of, I’m told, 72 people to have attended every year of The Hold Steady’s ten Massive Nights runs of shows at Brooklyn Bowl. I’ve missed I think three individual shows. I started this week thinking it might be my last year going.
December 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
S1E4 or so
WKRP 2025 goes viral for a 3 hour automation fuckup?
December 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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RIGHT?! when was that ever a thing?! Let's gather 'round the tree sipping eggnog while we listen to Grandpa recite tales of horror.
December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Okay but why are there scary ghost stories in The Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
December 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It's time to talk to you about my cat.
Vital Cat Update
It’s time to talk about my cat. To which you might be saying, “Chuck, I didn’t know you had a cat!” and I’d respond with, “I didn’t know I had a cat either…
terribleminds.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
2025 Wrapped, but for bagel consumption
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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And the point goes to "other source with direct knowledge of the briefing."
December 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM