NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
@neorsd.org
yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247
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• an occasional poem
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• emotional support
• warriors blew a 3-1 lead
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• poop culture
• infrastructure news
• wipes≠flushable
• CLE sports pain/memes
• service updates
• an occasional poem
• customer support
• emotional support
• warriors blew a 3-1 lead
• sewer pics
• pop culture
• poop culture
today is Martin Luther King Day.
we are a public utility. while offices are closed, many of our employees work on this holiday. they work to serve you.
public service has many faces. it takes many forms and voices. here’s to all who serve others without ceasing in the legacy of Dr. King.
we are a public utility. while offices are closed, many of our employees work on this holiday. they work to serve you.
public service has many faces. it takes many forms and voices. here’s to all who serve others without ceasing in the legacy of Dr. King.
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
today is Martin Luther King Day.
we are a public utility. while offices are closed, many of our employees work on this holiday. they work to serve you.
public service has many faces. it takes many forms and voices. here’s to all who serve others without ceasing in the legacy of Dr. King.
we are a public utility. while offices are closed, many of our employees work on this holiday. they work to serve you.
public service has many faces. it takes many forms and voices. here’s to all who serve others without ceasing in the legacy of Dr. King.
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This sounds like an international mission for the Lake Erie League, @neorsd.org
January 17, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This sounds like an international mission for the Lake Erie League, @neorsd.org
before the skies cleared and the sun set this evening, Nicole @nicoleharvel.bsky.social captured some stunning glimpses of our treatment plants' flurry of activity between the flakes.
snow doesn't slow the flow.
and weather won't stop the work.
snow doesn't slow the flow.
and weather won't stop the work.
January 16, 2026 at 12:29 AM
before the skies cleared and the sun set this evening, Nicole @nicoleharvel.bsky.social captured some stunning glimpses of our treatment plants' flurry of activity between the flakes.
snow doesn't slow the flow.
and weather won't stop the work.
snow doesn't slow the flow.
and weather won't stop the work.
“Dearest manager:
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
January 15, 2026 at 7:01 PM
“Dearest manager:
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
I know not which is worse. The snow that seems to cut my frozen skin like blades—or the wind that fills my ears like the chorus of a thousand wails.
The endurance of the crew of the Easterly treatment plant is a marvel. I press on.
In public service,
@nicoleharvel.bsky.social”
field tech Matt Barker, either completing a sewer inspection along Lake Erie, or reporting from an 1847 arctic expedition.
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
field tech Matt Barker, either completing a sewer inspection along Lake Erie, or reporting from an 1847 arctic expedition.
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And that crushing feeling when you turn on the tv and realize your sewer just scrolled by and you missed it and have to wait 10 more minutes.
January 15, 2026 at 1:19 PM
And that crushing feeling when you turn on the tv and realize your sewer just scrolled by and you missed it and have to wait 10 more minutes.
kids will never understand that rush we felt, huddling around the radio or TV morning news on a wild winter weekday, fingers-crossed waiting to find out if our sewers were closed for a snow day.
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
kids will never understand that rush we felt, huddling around the radio or TV morning news on a wild winter weekday, fingers-crossed waiting to find out if our sewers were closed for a snow day.
Sensible Salting Week isn’t until January 26, but with tonight’s forecast you better be sensible like now.
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Sensible Salting Week isn’t until January 26, but with tonight’s forecast you better be sensible like now.
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
get in loser, we’re saving the sewers.
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
the numbers are in: We treated 89 billion gallons of water in 2025.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
that's 243 million gallons a day.
or 10 million gallons per hour.
or 170,000 gallons per minute.
2,800 gallons every second.
"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."
January 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
"ok so three stream inspectors walk into a bar..."
all sewers are friends of mine.
January 6, 2026 at 1:50 PM
all sewers are friends of mine.
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My regional sewer district is cooler than yours.
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
My regional sewer district is cooler than yours.
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
greetings from the intersection of clean treated water and an icy Lake Erie.
Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Despite our record of excellence managing browns for the last 54 years, our reliability working in the trenches, and decades of experience building systems from the ground up, no, we are not in the running for Cleveland's next head coach.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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Jerry, no!
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Jerry, no!
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from america's most-loved regional sewer district.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
from america's most-loved regional sewer district.
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come for the sewer facts and stay for the incredible showing of humanity. thank you for the kindness you bring to the skyline and life @neorsd.org
January 1, 2026 at 2:25 AM
come for the sewer facts and stay for the incredible showing of humanity. thank you for the kindness you bring to the skyline and life @neorsd.org
if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 AM
if you flush your toilet on NYE at exactly 11:59:51, the final remnants of the year will exit the bowl at the stroke of midnight.
our top blog post of 2025 was a detailed analysis of rainfall metrics and stormwater management. go figure.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
our top blog post of 2025 was a detailed analysis of rainfall metrics and stormwater management. go figure.
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the end of a year is like a sewer.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.
others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.
both true—
for sewers imitate life.
quite the contrary, i wish more of us could achieve this level of sanity.
You know your sanity is slowly slipping away when you go on vacation and take a picture of one of @neorsd.org 's relatives. Or maybe it's that they just inspire a sense of whimsy. 😊
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 AM
quite the contrary, i wish more of us could achieve this level of sanity.
if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.