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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
@neorsd.org
yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247

https://www.neorsd.org/social
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this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
we have never seen ninja turtles, but isn't that exactly how ninjas operate
Are there really ninja turtles down there?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
today in related news, between your end and ours our sewer network is secure but definitely not encrypted. we can see all the content you share.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
wow what a year you had.
we care less about your listening habits than your streaming habits.
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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In my #ENVSCOMM25-2 class today, a review of social media & its uses in environmental-science communication. Example to show the class? A 2025 blogpost @neorsd.org by on stormwater-management principles related to Tom Holland's lip-synch battle performance.
neorsd.medium.com/what-tom-hol...
🧪💧🚽
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
we care less about your listening habits than your streaming habits.
December 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
our sewer district has been serving you for 53 years. “Junior” has been with us for 30 of them.

Jacinto Ortiz worked his last maintenance shop shift yesterday, retiring with more than 3 decades of service time. thank you, Junior.
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
best Black Friday deal is good all year long: our shipping & handling fees for your packages are less than 2¢ a gallon.
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
good morning to everyone eating leftovers this morning.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Thank you for this and continue the great work that you are doing both on and offline.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
if you have an engineer at your gathering today, please keep your discourse civil.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I had never heard of this feed before (look, I've been off social media for AWHILE, okay?) but I saw this going around and I thought to myself, "Why not? Let's see what's up."

Reader, I teared up. I teared up listening, and again leaving my message.

Thanks, @neorsd.org, from your newest follower.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I'm not from Ohio, but if you need some real, heartfelt human connection today, you should really call this number and listen to the voicemail. 🥲
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Well, a sewer district just made me cry.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
our offices are closed today, but dozens of operations and security crew members are on the clock on holidays and every day.

if you are celebrating, hosting, visiting, or traveling in northeast Ohio, we are proud to serve you.

and thank you to those who work in the service of others.
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I hope y'all call my utility provider and hear the lovely things our public servants are doing with the tax dollars I am basically shoving at them at this point.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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I didn't think that this voicemail message for this municipal district a thousand miles away would make me cry, but it did.

I'd say these guys need to be running the country but they seem to be exactly where they need to be
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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no, YOU'RE crying over a wastewater management social media post after listening to their voicemail message
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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You should call this number.

I’ve been super sad about the holidays and how much my family has lost these past few years and this totally made my night. 🥹
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Please call this number. It’ll do your heart and mind some good. I promise.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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If you've never called and listened to the message, do it. Sometimes we all need to feel not so alone and foundering, and that can happen often these days.
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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In the joint CPSC- @neorsd.org museum, the grease ball exhibit is right next to the "turkeys used in demonstrations" exhibit and the visitation numbers are exceptional.
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
this is not our customer service number. it’s just my voicemail inbox.

you’re welcome to call. i hope you do.

216-361-6772.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
a bit surprised myself.
You wouldn't think Northeast Ohio regional sewer district would be a great follow, but it is.
yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.

yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.

yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.

holidays are hard enough as it is.

don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.

yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.

yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.

holidays are hard enough as it is.

don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM