Andy
@alleysofmpls.bsky.social
“exotic, energetic, occasionally evil and full of life”
Minneapolis is home
Minneapolis is home
I would just like to point out that MAD Magazine did a spoof of the TV series Smallville called “Smellville”.
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I would just like to point out that MAD Magazine did a spoof of the TV series Smallville called “Smellville”.
The new air marshals are awfully aggressive
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
The new air marshals are awfully aggressive
Reposted by Andy
Support An Artist Friday: buy my art book, and I sketch in it for you. $20 plus shipping.
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November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Support An Artist Friday: buy my art book, and I sketch in it for you. $20 plus shipping.
ryankellyart.storenvy.com/products/368...
ryankellyart.storenvy.com/products/368...
Bluto is an asshole boss. He’s whipping his employees while eating a ham hock.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bluto is an asshole boss. He’s whipping his employees while eating a ham hock.
This just reminded me of how good the jukebox was at the CC Club
I paid a nice chunk of change to fast pass a couple of songs on Touch Tunes, but the person before me chose to play the full version of Rapper’s Delight. I like your game, friend.
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This just reminded me of how good the jukebox was at the CC Club
I usually refrain from buying anything on Black Friday, but I really needed some coffee from Aldi. It’s my fault that capitalism is still running today.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I usually refrain from buying anything on Black Friday, but I really needed some coffee from Aldi. It’s my fault that capitalism is still running today.
Can’t believe I just got Gino Vannelli and Benny Mardones mixed up
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can’t believe I just got Gino Vannelli and Benny Mardones mixed up
PSA: MeTV Toons is playing all black and white cartoons today.
November 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
PSA: MeTV Toons is playing all black and white cartoons today.
This should’ve been our new state flag
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This should’ve been our new state flag
Shit, do I have to go buy records today?
November 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Shit, do I have to go buy records today?
My kid is on her way to NYC right now. Her and her Mom are gonna see Blood Orange this weekend. I’m so glad she’s been able to travel so much. Never had that opportunity when I was young.
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My kid is on her way to NYC right now. Her and her Mom are gonna see Blood Orange this weekend. I’m so glad she’s been able to travel so much. Never had that opportunity when I was young.
So Richfield doesn’t have an actual hardware store anymore? That’s a bummer.
(Menards and Home Depot are home improvement stores, and I choose not to shop at either)
(Menards and Home Depot are home improvement stores, and I choose not to shop at either)
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So Richfield doesn’t have an actual hardware store anymore? That’s a bummer.
(Menards and Home Depot are home improvement stores, and I choose not to shop at either)
(Menards and Home Depot are home improvement stores, and I choose not to shop at either)
Let’s see if we can top this this year
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record
NEW YORK—According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping ...
theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Let’s see if we can top this this year
Reposted by Andy
Me, at home, watching videos of people Black Friday shopping today.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Me, at home, watching videos of people Black Friday shopping today.
Pretty sure Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues is a Thanksgiving movie
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Pretty sure Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues is a Thanksgiving movie
I watched the Fantastic Four movie this evening and it’s, like, legitimately bad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I watched the Fantastic Four movie this evening and it’s, like, legitimately bad.
“Aww, crap!”
31 years ago today, Homer Simpson tried to clear his name on the tabloid news show Rock Bottom. “Homer Badman” first aired November 27, 1994.
November 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Aww, crap!”
Didn’t Maggie’s Midnite Sauna do “Come On, Eileen?”
Maggie's Midnite Sauna (1970s; 1980s; 1990s)
2740 Nicollet Ave.
Source: Hennepin County Library
2740 Nicollet Ave.
Source: Hennepin County Library
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Didn’t Maggie’s Midnite Sauna do “Come On, Eileen?”
Reposted by Andy
🎊Fleischer Studios characters in the Thanksgiving Day Parade🎊
#fleischerstudios #bettyboop #superman #gulliverstravels #popeye
#fleischerstudios #bettyboop #superman #gulliverstravels #popeye
November 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
🎊Fleischer Studios characters in the Thanksgiving Day Parade🎊
#fleischerstudios #bettyboop #superman #gulliverstravels #popeye
#fleischerstudios #bettyboop #superman #gulliverstravels #popeye
“Food courts - OF THE FUTURE!”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Food courts - OF THE FUTURE!”
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Lionel Richie w/ Tina Turner
Beastie Boys w/ fIREHOSE
Siouxsie w/ Spiritualized
New Order
Bill Callahan
Lionel Richie w/ Tina Turner
Beastie Boys w/ fIREHOSE
Siouxsie w/ Spiritualized
New Order
Bill Callahan
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen.
Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Devo
Tom Waits
Soundgarden
Wilco
Math Emergency
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Lionel Richie w/ Tina Turner
Beastie Boys w/ fIREHOSE
Siouxsie w/ Spiritualized
New Order
Bill Callahan
Lionel Richie w/ Tina Turner
Beastie Boys w/ fIREHOSE
Siouxsie w/ Spiritualized
New Order
Bill Callahan
Reposted by Andy
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION (dir. Bill Rebane, 1975)
November 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
THE GIANT SPIDER INVASION (dir. Bill Rebane, 1975)
Home from all my obligations fo the day and cozy af
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Home from all my obligations fo the day and cozy af
Fam: is it good when your kid calls you a “spicy white”?
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Fam: is it good when your kid calls you a “spicy white”?