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A series of not wrong statements. Occasionally here, weekly on Brah Migos Podcast. Find it on YouTube https://youtube.com/@brahmigospodcast?si=zwLt_5FibIpaYwUY.
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yep
How many turnovers is that
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Absolutely
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you’re reading this, you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I say this semi-seriously, I think the Colts need a hug. They were a top-2 seed in the AFC and their QB, who they threw out there on a broken leg, just tore his achilles, along with their hopes of staying in the playoff picture as the current 7th-seed. This screams post-traumatic episode
The Colts are planning to bring potential Hall of Fame QB Philip Rivers into their facility Tuesday to work out to see if he may join their practice squad, per me & Mike Garafolo.

This is real. Daniel Jones’ season is over, Riley Leonard will start, but Rivers may be an option.
December 9, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Don't be mad
December 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
There's nothing like forcing "diversity of thought" but doing your damndest to abolish any other form of diversity imaginable. Texas would be cute if it wasn't so fucking dumb.
Happening now: Texas leaders announcing a rollout of a statewide program to put TPUSA chapters in high schools and colleges across the state. Gov. Abbott adds that schools that stand in the way should be reported to the Texas Education Agency.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
At least 3.
How many overhand pull-ups can you do right now?
December 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Honestly didn't realize Tony got out of that attic. Good for him
"I'm glad they're home. I'm glad they're going nowhere... I do hate them, today more than ever." - Michael Wilbon, who is not sad that Notre Dame got snubbed by the CFP
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Enterprise didn’t tell me that there’s a $300 deposit.

I’m asking for y’all’s help please

Please help if you can please
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I’m not receiving any help and I have a child and I’m trying to get to safety.

My rapist, who lives two streets over, has access to me!

I was in a wreck a few days ago but I’m trying to get a rental!

Can somebody, anybody help me!? Please
Hey everyone 🚀

I have an urgent request. I was running from my rapist and got in a wreck. I can rent a vehicle while my insurance is worked out.

But it’s $309. Can anyone help me get it? I can pick it up tomorrow.

My v e n m o is : @astrotoya
My c a s h a p p : $astrotoya
or PayPal.me/toyamck
December 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If one were to say Vince Staples is the funniest mutha fucka alive, I'd be inclined to agree. Today, at least
they would be the perfect couple in some kinda rom-com where they unalive people a bit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
An STL woman is gonna find a way
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
He is right. Anyone on that roster could be gone in a few months.
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
For me I love snow, I just hate the environment that comes with it. I love watching my kids have a ball in it but hate to be out there with them
Loving snow as a kid but hating it as an adult 😩
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously

1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying

2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying

both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can’t lie if you don’t say anything in the first place
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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An illegally appointed US Attorney, already terminated by a federal judge's court order, trying to pull the "you can't fire me because I quit!" move. These people are so embarrassing.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum

Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory)

Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
They probably walking by themselves to you right now
December 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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This boy never takes a bad photo
Is he mugging for the camera here or is this just his resting face? Does he ever stumble into bad lighting?
December 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
When it comes to Sydney Sweeney, I haven’t seen anyone get by with an S-tier chest with F-tier charisma since Lex Luger
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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This is the ultimate "she doesn't have the range" situation.

She doesn't have the acting range, she doesn't have the PR range, she doesn't have the political/historical range, she is bereft of range.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM