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i wrote a few weeks ago about every mlb team’s home run record, thanks to pete alonso surpassing darryl strawberry with the mets

with nfl season coming, i looked up all 32 team touchdown records… only one is gonna fall this year
Each NFL Team's Touchdown King
This is an obvious spinoff to the last post here, Each MLB Team's Home Run King , so before we dive into football, a minor correction... Pet...
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also i’d rather be up 6 in victory formation than 9 and the other team have the ball, just in this case the other team is the joe flacco bengals
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it’s a nine-point game now but that guy is a bozo and it’s gonna cost them when it matters
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matt lafleur brain genius special throwing on third and 2
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is this the first time indiana has gotten no. 1 votes?
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several of the items say “wisconsin” on them so i’m gonna go with south dakota
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just adds to the bullshit of it imo
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(rupaul’s drag race theme song)
🎶catboy femcoach
start your engines🎶
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woof yeah

also “thought-police” should not be hyphenated unless being used as a verb, which it isn’t
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guess any free press is good press
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my god they actually did it
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what did sally jenkins do now? i already had her blocked
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hendrick motorsports with a variety of differently shitty paint schemes today hope they all crash!
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kinda? i have no idea if he can still coach or not because they have no linemen of any kind, like, john madden himself couldn’t get anything out of these raiders
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Pete Carroll returning to the NFL was a totally pointless exercise for everyone involved. It's October and the Raiders look like they're playing out the string.
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they are fully in fresh air and exercise mode
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state of the dallas cowboys: lost “the rico dowdle game”
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it ended with young randall cunningham throwing the piss out of the ball for an interception and buddy ryan snubbing the postgame handshake
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1986 lions-eagles was a meeting of 3-7 teams, and not a sellout at the vet, so may have mercifully been blacked out in philadelphia?