static klinger
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go birds fuck ice free palestine
Pinned
one of my favorite parts of writing about the 1929 national league home run race was seeing mike trout visibly short circuit as a result of joe maddon’s bullshit
gonzaga saw an m near a c and an h and freaked all the way out
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
gonzaga saw an m near a c and an h and freaked all the way out
pringles were originally supposed to be called “sal’s chips in a can” but one day a factory worker named larry pringle got his penis cut off in a potato machine accident and the sal’s chips company was clearly at fault for safety violations but they settled on giving larry the chip naming rights
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
pringles were originally supposed to be called “sal’s chips in a can” but one day a factory worker named larry pringle got his penis cut off in a potato machine accident and the sal’s chips company was clearly at fault for safety violations but they settled on giving larry the chip naming rights
breaking; if lane kiffin leaves for lsu or florida, ole miss will look internally for a replacement and use dna left behind to create blaine kiffin
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
breaking; if lane kiffin leaves for lsu or florida, ole miss will look internally for a replacement and use dna left behind to create blaine kiffin
dylan cease / dylan arrêt
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
dylan cease / dylan arrêt
nike koufax 18s
today's "hanukkah" search result has me wondering: what's the most jewish shoe
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
nike koufax 18s
this is jim beam for me
captain morgan remains useful as an eggnog activator
captain morgan remains useful as an eggnog activator
FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
this is jim beam for me
captain morgan remains useful as an eggnog activator
captain morgan remains useful as an eggnog activator
reading about zwolle, netherlands
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
reading about zwolle, netherlands
clear to me from this that sunderland is the best team in the world
arsenal have made bayern (unbeaten in *all* comps this season) look quite normal, especially in this second half
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
clear to me from this that sunderland is the best team in the world
the nypd finally caught buzz lightyear thank you mayor adams
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the nypd finally caught buzz lightyear thank you mayor adams
perfect timing, red light and flat bed truck
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
perfect timing, red light and flat bed truck
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Forgot Jim Mora lived in a haunted house in Connecticut and we made this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Forgot Jim Mora lived in a haunted house in Connecticut and we made this.
remember the reason for the season
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 PM
remember the reason for the season
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com hi just wanna share this thing i wrote earlier this year that might be relevant to your interests
F1: Drive to McDonald's
Welcome to the first Casual Diehard post on Blogspot. It's been a minute since I wrote anything , and maybe I'll address the break and site ...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@lucyxiv.boontavista.com hi just wanna share this thing i wrote earlier this year that might be relevant to your interests
what does mr. turkey say
gobble gobble gobble
tomorrow is thanksgiving day
gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble
tomorrow is thanksgiving day
gobble gobble gobble
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
what does mr. turkey say
gobble gobble gobble
tomorrow is thanksgiving day
gobble gobble gobble
gobble gobble gobble
tomorrow is thanksgiving day
gobble gobble gobble
fun fact: kobe bryant was named after him
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
fun fact: kobe bryant was named after him
uconn head coach dabo swinney
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
uconn head coach dabo swinney
when jamie benn finally goes full sam-i-am and tries it and likes it
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
when jamie benn finally goes full sam-i-am and tries it and likes it
get it on the mcdonald’s breakfast menu i am not kidding
This got me thinking….how do we as a society normalize pumpkin pie as a breakfast option at restaurants year round? Who will be the change we want to see in the world?
It turns out Mina and I have identical pie takes (literally had home made pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning before kids woke up).
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
get it on the mcdonald’s breakfast menu i am not kidding
there is a kind of pie i don’t like. it’s a popular pie, though, so it might shock you! am i brave enough to post about it? you bet i am. not all heroes wear capes. i do though. i wear a cape while posting the bravest post in the history of brave posts, the posts about how i don’t like a popular pie
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
there is a kind of pie i don’t like. it’s a popular pie, though, so it might shock you! am i brave enough to post about it? you bet i am. not all heroes wear capes. i do though. i wear a cape while posting the bravest post in the history of brave posts, the posts about how i don’t like a popular pie
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wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS!
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...
is it gonna snow for michigan-ohio state?
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
is it gonna snow for michigan-ohio state?
post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
post your warning label