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saving the world for the right price.
only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks.
All takes are incorrect but sincere
do you think Yes knows about the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure memes
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Pseudo-penis - Wikipedia
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December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wild bundle of 175 volumes of Image comics (in pdf form), pay what you want. Some nifty indy series

Saga, Sex Criminals, East of West, Ice Cream Man, Deadly Class

www.humblebundle.com/books/image-...
Humble Comic Bundle: Image Comics in the '10s
Get a collection of 100+ badass Image Comics featuring SAGA, Paper Girls, and more. Pay what you want & support the BINC Foundation!
www.humblebundle.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Had to check:

Jokic is leading the league in assists and rebounds while averaging 29 ppg on 62/44/85 shooting splits
yalls faves out here strainin calves while Big Brain Jokic out here simply never jumping
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
yalls faves out here strainin calves while Big Brain Jokic out here simply never jumping
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
this CCG weekend has no juice in large part due to having a #1/#2 matchup and the main thought is how much is either team gonna throw out there with the playoff looming
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Deadpool/Batman, cowardly: so the joker uses the cosmic treadmill to open a wormhole to justify the crossover

Batman/Deadpool, chad: THE EMBODIMENTS OF THE UNIVERSES NOTICE EACH OTHER AT A NIGHTCLUB AND START MAKING OUT
December 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
god yes
This is how Chris Paul has to go out, just being as unpleasant to work with as possible
Chris Paul and his leadership style clashed with the Clippers, sources tell ESPN. Paul has been vocal in holding management, coaches and players accountable, which the team felt became disruptive. Specifically: Ty Lue was not on speaking terms with Paul for several weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
now we're cooking with gas
SOURCES: USF is expected to hire Ohio State OC Brian Hartline as head coach, @theathletic.com has learned.

He's developed a slew of NFL wide receivers, worked as OC and now gets a head coaching shot. He's expected to keep coaching Ohio State through the CFP. (ESPN first reported).
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
also, shoutout to the BYU fan who sent an order to Penn State's AD
Damn, Franklin is throwing some shade. I didn't even know Crumbl had a Bburg location.
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
2012 Notre Dame national championship hat
What is the most "obscure" piece of sports memorabilia that you own? Why do you have it?
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Chris Paul's career ending on this would be hilarious
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
tricky part is we have a grand total of 1 year of evidence that the committee won't punish ccg losers. I do think that it would be tested for losing by 30 vs losing a tight game. Is Bama safe if UGA beats them so thoroughly it negates the earlier win in Athens? We don't know.
This is the field but 1-2 teams need to get bumped

The ACC title game settles it for Miami. UVA jumps them with a win. Duke gets them jumped by Tulane/North Texas instead.

Otherwise, Notre Dame needs BYU to lose and it’sacademic from there.

I still think Bama has to play in but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
you know how bad it is when Mario freakin Cristobal is putting you in a body bag
thats right, don't you dare pick notre dame (tamu, arky, boise) or Miami (ND, Florida, USF) over Texas (THEM BUCKS... and 3 g5 bottom feeders).

They'll get even softer i swear
December 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
thats right, don't you dare pick notre dame (tamu, arky, boise) or Miami (ND, Florida, USF) over Texas (THEM BUCKS... and 3 g5 bottom feeders).

They'll get even softer i swear
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
let me be very clear, i want absolutely no context on why minoru Suzuki is dressed like doraemon. there is nothing that could live up to the explanation my brain is cooking up
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
this was the deal breaker with Sumrall.

Anyway, hope auburn not in the dc mutiny mood as is their want
it's official: DJ Durkin will remain on Auburn's staff as defensive coordinator under new head coach Alex Golesh

"Coach Golesh and I have known each other long time and I’ve got a lot of respect for him, his teams and the way they work."
DJ Durkin will stay with Auburn football as part of new staff
Alex Golesh is retaining a defensive coordinator who should be an ideal match for his preferred brand of aggressive football.
www.auburnobserver.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
we're so back
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I know this is somewhat of a normal Thai name but also
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the SOAD guys politics remain confusing
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"YAY, the ACC will get fucked over so two g5 schools with departing coaches can get in and be used as bullet points for only putting in B1G and SEC teams"

JMU and UNT/Tulane fans i get. everyone else, use a shred of critical thinking
people jumping for joy for duke football, you people disgust me
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
HATEHATEHATE
Why yes, Kenta did post a picture of his dog the day CM Punk announced the death of his own dog. 🤼
December 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM