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chocotaco.bsky.social
Bowltaco (not really)
@chocotaco.bsky.social
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saving the world for the right price. only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks. All takes are incorrect but sincere
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 2h
comes in waves
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 13h
/squints
context is for cowards
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 13h
Wild stat: the last 4 QBs taken #1 overall have lost their head coach during or immediately after their rookie season.

Trevor Lawrence and Urban Meyer
Bryce Young and Frank Reich
Caleb Williams and Matt Eberflus
Cam Ward and Brian Callahan
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 16h
MAJAH
MAHKETS
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Ben Koo @bkoo.bsky.social · 18h
Gameday to start the day and the lead game on SC at night. Two undefeated teams and Heisman frontrunners + the game was great.

But IU vs. Oregon struck out in terms of ratings.

I wrote about why that is and how it explains how CFB fans watch the sport.

awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...
Indiana-Oregon's disappointing ratings explains everything about college football's TV landscape
Indiana's upset of Oregon got fewer viewers than three SEC games this past weekend, but that shouldn't be much of a surprise.
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 17h
jesus christ
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 17h
found a reddit post lamenting the loss of the in-person experience of DnD/TTRPGs by everyone moving to VTTs

Was the post written using AI? FOLKS,,,
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 18h
ollie how old do you think i am
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 18h
Ole Miss's run defense is doodoo
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 19h
is this song good? no
is this version of the band good? also no
have i listened to this 4 times in a row? POINT ME TO THE SKY ABOVE

youtu.be/lgSLz5FeXUg?...
Misfits - Dig Up Her Bones
YouTube video by TheMisfitsVEVO
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 19h
youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?...
Bustin
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 21h
he opened the class outright stating it was a weed out class and you would be held back a year if you failed (only offered once a year)

"im not trying to be dickish, some of you really need to consider this if you're struggling"
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 21h
circuits 2 professor stapled change of major forms to the first exam
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 21h
A more serious taek: the acronym stats are useful for finding outliers but not for standard analysis.

also if you make a stat your entire personality/gimmick, you're likely a very tedious person
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 21h
my stats taek is that numbers are neat
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 21h
my stats taek is that numbers are neat
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 22h
GET THEM
GET THEIR ASSES
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 22h
an underling did it and I am siccing HR on them
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 23h
happy birfday!
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
so. fucking. back.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
NBA Over/Unders, Part 1: The West With Zach Lowe and Joe House
Podcast Episode · The Bill Simmons Podcast · 10/15/2025 · 2h 22m
podcasts.apple.com
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
some lyrics are timeless

"I once got busy in a burger king bathroom" will always get the same distressed response
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
My mistake.

Los Angeles is significantly better at eating sausage and cheese
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I.am.Brody @i-am-brody.bsky.social · 1d
Are you nuts??? They drink so much beer in Milwaukee the Red Cross won’t take their blood donations. Did you also know how many years of apprenticeship it takes to become a Beer Truck Delivery Driver in Milwaukee???
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
LET ME SEE IT
AYEAYEAYEAYEAYE
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
this looks like Weird Uncle vs Fun Uncle
you're gonna watch this documentary on helium in corn VERSUS you guys wanna try a sip of whiskey, its cool
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
no
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
The Dodgers are up on the brewers because los Angeles is significantly better at drinking beer than Milwaukee
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Bowltaco (not really) @chocotaco.bsky.social · 1d
Just wasteful tbh
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