no this story is real, larry pringle lost his penis, that’s a thing that happened, in a potato machine accident, you can look it up at your local library

i still don’t totally grasp how it is that he’s here?

johnny furphy played three seasons of mediocre defense for the winnipeg jets

lowell from wings

truck and float unrelated

some cities have a statue of a dinosaur outside their museum

plan b? yeah they got it down at walgreens

um moyd