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JpereZ
@jperez.bsky.social
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Weird things. Down south with the hill-folk. He/Him
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Styled my hair with vape juice today.
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trying to explain to the forest creatures we have to destroy their only home because we gotta wipe our ass
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I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”

Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
It’s just too much. Always something. I just need a nice cave tbh
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i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often
Listening to triumphant JRPG music to boost my mood. Always works.
I was unaware that 20-year shingles only last 10 years. Maybe they should change the wording or something?
Yeah. I’ll probably take the payment plan too. Unless I can find $10,000+ in a couch cushion or something.
I’ve got to buy a fuckin roof.
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I wish onions and mustard would explode on MY chest. I'd handle it like a champ.
I’m not even cleaning it off today. They can suck it
Green tortilla chunks look great in your teeth!
I do hope the spider that dropped from the roof of my car and disappeared into my pants has a great day
Forgot to put away the fake spiders. Leaving them out for the cats to play with.
So happy looking at these old magic cards. Best account on bluesky. Look at that pretty Regrowth.
Regrowth - Summer Magic / Edgar.
Art by Dameon Willich.
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Finally, I can be a serious businessman.
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Because we love you and I believe we will see hotdogs at McDonalds someday
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A good way to meet new people is to hang out by a garbage can
Doing some early holiday shopping. Found a Tittie helmet on eBay