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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 5h

Styled my hair with vape juice today.

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Luke Bonner @lukeybonner.bsky.social · 16h

Important.

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 10h

trying to explain to the forest creatures we have to destroy their only home because we gotta wipe our ass

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

America's Voice @americasvoice.bsky.social · 1d

“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”

Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

It’s just too much. Always something. I just need a nice cave tbh

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

🎉🎼

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Final Fantasy VII - Victory Fanfare [HD]

YouTube video by PadookieBruh

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d

The Mayor is here at hand.

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 1d

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

Listening to triumphant JRPG music to boost my mood. Always works.

JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

Right?! Piss too!

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

I was unaware that 20-year shingles only last 10 years. Maybe they should change the wording or something?

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. I’ll probably take the payment plan too. Unless I can find $10,000+ in a couch cushion or something.

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve got to buy a fuckin roof.

The magazine SHIT SUCKS! from the film Idocracy. #1 chicks & news magazine March 3, 2505. Busty brunette on the cover

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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 1d

I wish onions and mustard would explode on MY chest. I'd handle it like a champ.

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not even cleaning it off today. They can suck it

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 1d

Green tortilla chunks look great in your teeth!

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 2d

I do hope the spider that dropped from the roof of my car and disappeared into my pants has a great day

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 2d

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 2d

Forgot to put away the fake spiders. Leaving them out for the cats to play with.

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 2d

So happy looking at these old magic cards. Best account on bluesky. Look at that pretty Regrowth.

Random MTG Cards, one per hour @randommtgcards.bsky.social · 2d

Regrowth - Summer Magic / Edgar.
Art by Dameon Willich.

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Jess Morrissette @decafjedi.com · 3d

Finally, I can be a serious businessman.

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April Wolfe @aprilwolfe.bsky.social · 3d

Been thinking about Joyce

screenshot of a 2-star amazon review for patio furniture from Joyce S. Cole:

This product is very difficult to assemble mainly because the hole please close the door on me, don't don't disrupt my bowel movement connections are too close to the edges of the seats. The use of the Allen wrench supplied is not a tool for beginners. It does look nice! Color is not visually appealing!

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 2d

Because we love you and I believe we will see hotdogs at McDonalds someday

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 3d

A good way to meet new people is to hang out by a garbage can

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JpereZ @jperez.bsky.social · 3d

Doing some early holiday shopping. Found a Tittie helmet on eBay

An eBay listing for an authentic used Vietnam war US pilot helmet. Army green, with division emblem and the nickname “TITTIE” written on the front above the owners name SSG Crimmins

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