Luke Bonner
@lukeybonner.bsky.social
The most online former A-10 basketball player. Current adult dad. Burlington Coat Factory influencer. My only character flaw is that I love the Boston Celtics.
Kind of a lot going on in the 4th verse of jingle bells..
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kind of a lot going on in the 4th verse of jingle bells..
Juggalo Island Bowl… i dunno, should be a thing.
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Juggalo Island Bowl… i dunno, should be a thing.
Feels like everyone I grew up with became either an acapella nerd, improv kid, or teacher. Then they all transitioned into either SAAS sales or work for an NGO.
November 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Feels like everyone I grew up with became either an acapella nerd, improv kid, or teacher. Then they all transitioned into either SAAS sales or work for an NGO.
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They are also a field where no matter how many times your Tiger Mom makes a call to complain, if you lose you lose.
November 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They are also a field where no matter how many times your Tiger Mom makes a call to complain, if you lose you lose.
Starting to feel like sports are the last bastion of AI-proof learning/IRL social engagement for kids. Time for a sports/academia alliance.
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Starting to feel like sports are the last bastion of AI-proof learning/IRL social engagement for kids. Time for a sports/academia alliance.
Cade Cunningham just had the most impressive miss FT on purpose I’ve ever seen.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cade Cunningham just had the most impressive miss FT on purpose I’ve ever seen.
Magic/Pistons is so so so good.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Magic/Pistons is so so so good.
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I think my son is old enough for Jingle All The Way.
I think my son is old enough for Jingle All The Way.
a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''
ALT: a man in a superhero costume is saying `` it 's turbo time ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
🚨 SOME PERSONAL NEWS🚨
I think my son is old enough for Jingle All The Way.
I think my son is old enough for Jingle All The Way.
Put on Christmas music for the kids an hr ago and… yeah, I’m already done with that shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Put on Christmas music for the kids an hr ago and… yeah, I’m already done with that shit.
College hoops gave me my most memorable Thanksgivings TBH. Got a burger at Hooters in Baton Rouge one Thanksgiving during a road trip to LSU. Sneaking drinks at Travis Ford’s house. Crushing bud heavies with the Puffton groundskeeper cuz you couldn’t (can’t?) buy booze in Massachusetts on holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
College hoops gave me my most memorable Thanksgivings TBH. Got a burger at Hooters in Baton Rouge one Thanksgiving during a road trip to LSU. Sneaking drinks at Travis Ford’s house. Crushing bud heavies with the Puffton groundskeeper cuz you couldn’t (can’t?) buy booze in Massachusetts on holidays.
I’m a man. I’m 40.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I’m a man. I’m 40.
Wanna make sure your tummy is ready for max capacity by feast time??? Here’s yr reminder to go chug one of those giant gas station cans of spiked Dunkin. It’ll simultaneously stretch out your stomach and clear out your system.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Wanna make sure your tummy is ready for max capacity by feast time??? Here’s yr reminder to go chug one of those giant gas station cans of spiked Dunkin. It’ll simultaneously stretch out your stomach and clear out your system.
Local news is such a big problem. The framing of this headline is so blatantly irresponsible, has to be intentional.
The suspect accused of shooting two National Guard members came to the U.S. through a Biden-era program called Operation Allies Welcome. Here's what to know about it
Operation Allies Welcome: The program officials say brought DC shooting suspect to US
The suspect accused of shooting two National Guard members came to the U.S. through a Biden-era program called Operation Allies Welcome. Here's what to know about it
www.wmur.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Local news is such a big problem. The framing of this headline is so blatantly irresponsible, has to be intentional.
Pies, ranked
1. Strawberry rhubarb
2. Rhubarb
3. Apple
4. Sweet potato
5. Silken tofu chocolate cream
6. Pink peppermint
7. Pecan
8. Shoo-fly
9. Pumpkin
10. Cranberry custard
11. Cherry (no canned cherries)
12. Blackberry
13. Blueberry
14. Key lime
*based on homemade shit, excl. meat pies.
1. Strawberry rhubarb
2. Rhubarb
3. Apple
4. Sweet potato
5. Silken tofu chocolate cream
6. Pink peppermint
7. Pecan
8. Shoo-fly
9. Pumpkin
10. Cranberry custard
11. Cherry (no canned cherries)
12. Blackberry
13. Blueberry
14. Key lime
*based on homemade shit, excl. meat pies.
Pies, ranked
1. Blueberry
2. Pecan
3. Crack
4. Key lime
5. Sweet potato
6. Apple
7. Pumpkin
8. Coconut creme
9. Lemon meringue
10. Chocolate creme
11. Cherry
12. Strawberry rhubarb
*—based on quality you’d expect at a good bakery that isn’t known for any one of these; also, crumb is a cheat code
1. Blueberry
2. Pecan
3. Crack
4. Key lime
5. Sweet potato
6. Apple
7. Pumpkin
8. Coconut creme
9. Lemon meringue
10. Chocolate creme
11. Cherry
12. Strawberry rhubarb
*—based on quality you’d expect at a good bakery that isn’t known for any one of these; also, crumb is a cheat code
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Pies, ranked
1. Strawberry rhubarb
2. Rhubarb
3. Apple
4. Sweet potato
5. Silken tofu chocolate cream
6. Pink peppermint
7. Pecan
8. Shoo-fly
9. Pumpkin
10. Cranberry custard
11. Cherry (no canned cherries)
12. Blackberry
13. Blueberry
14. Key lime
*based on homemade shit, excl. meat pies.
1. Strawberry rhubarb
2. Rhubarb
3. Apple
4. Sweet potato
5. Silken tofu chocolate cream
6. Pink peppermint
7. Pecan
8. Shoo-fly
9. Pumpkin
10. Cranberry custard
11. Cherry (no canned cherries)
12. Blackberry
13. Blueberry
14. Key lime
*based on homemade shit, excl. meat pies.
A bummer of an exercise… rank the top 5 men’s college hoops programs in New England right now 1-5…
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
A bummer of an exercise… rank the top 5 men’s college hoops programs in New England right now 1-5…
In case yr wondering, in this house right now we’re watching Wyoming/Denver MBB on the Mountain West app.
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
In case yr wondering, in this house right now we’re watching Wyoming/Denver MBB on the Mountain West app.
AD at one of the most iconic college sports brand hired bill belichik. And through all the nonsense is STILL employing belichick. If you’re doubting your creds for a role, don’t.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
AD at one of the most iconic college sports brand hired bill belichik. And through all the nonsense is STILL employing belichick. If you’re doubting your creds for a role, don’t.
OKC Thunder are an impossible scout. They play impossibly fast, relentless pressure on both ends. Any time they’re on O in a neutral setting, they just read and react. Nobody is ever out of position on D. And they don’t care if you score, they stay committed to their principles.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
OKC Thunder are an impossible scout. They play impossibly fast, relentless pressure on both ends. Any time they’re on O in a neutral setting, they just read and react. Nobody is ever out of position on D. And they don’t care if you score, they stay committed to their principles.
Hell yea, Wednesday night before Thanksgiving back in my hometown. Almost time to toss on my headphones to listen to the “Boys Are Back In Town,” read a milk street article on roasting a turkey even though this is my 12th yr hosting, and set calendar reminders for when each dish needs to be started.
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hell yea, Wednesday night before Thanksgiving back in my hometown. Almost time to toss on my headphones to listen to the “Boys Are Back In Town,” read a milk street article on roasting a turkey even though this is my 12th yr hosting, and set calendar reminders for when each dish needs to be started.
Johnny Furphy sounds like a fake name LCD Soundsystem would use to make a follow up dinner reservation at a place they previously over indulged on red wine.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Johnny Furphy sounds like a fake name LCD Soundsystem would use to make a follow up dinner reservation at a place they previously over indulged on red wine.
The bros love to clown on the silken tofu chocolate cream pie til they get a taste of the silken tofu chocolate cream pie.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The bros love to clown on the silken tofu chocolate cream pie til they get a taste of the silken tofu chocolate cream pie.
I shouldn’t tease. I’m sure if I made $200M playing basketball, I too would now be hosting a podcast where I talk about masturbation with people like Kevin Gates.
Congratulations to Paul Pierce, your TMI athlete of the year!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I shouldn’t tease. I’m sure if I made $200M playing basketball, I too would now be hosting a podcast where I talk about masturbation with people like Kevin Gates.
Congratulations to Paul Pierce, your TMI athlete of the year!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Congratulations to Paul Pierce, your TMI athlete of the year!!
Every song about New Hampshire or by an artist from New Hampshire is a Thanksgiving song. This includes “Janie’s Got A Gun.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Every song about New Hampshire or by an artist from New Hampshire is a Thanksgiving song. This includes “Janie’s Got A Gun.”