Joey McAllister
@joeymcallister.com
Mostly organic material and a series of vibrations registering as sound.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
Abides in the liminal space between the Twin Cities of Saint Paul and Minneapolis, where nothing is quite real and anything is possible.
Drums, mandolin. Rarely at the same time.
I did not go with chocolate. We had leftover butterscotch sauce and I am also keeping a manic 4yo from bulling our china shop.
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I did not go with chocolate. We had leftover butterscotch sauce and I am also keeping a manic 4yo from bulling our china shop.
1. All recipes should include measurements in grams.
2. All recipe steps should include the measurements in the steps, so you don’t have to keep referring to the ingredients list.
2. All recipe steps should include the measurements in the steps, so you don’t have to keep referring to the ingredients list.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
1. All recipes should include measurements in grams.
2. All recipe steps should include the measurements in the steps, so you don’t have to keep referring to the ingredients list.
2. All recipe steps should include the measurements in the steps, so you don’t have to keep referring to the ingredients list.
Today, I made gibanica, which is a phyllo cheese pie.
These are before/after photos. The first is right when it comes out of the oven, all puffed up. The second is after it deflates and is ready to eat.
I probably let it brown a little too much before covering it in the oven, but it’s delicious.
These are before/after photos. The first is right when it comes out of the oven, all puffed up. The second is after it deflates and is ready to eat.
I probably let it brown a little too much before covering it in the oven, but it’s delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Today, I made gibanica, which is a phyllo cheese pie.
These are before/after photos. The first is right when it comes out of the oven, all puffed up. The second is after it deflates and is ready to eat.
I probably let it brown a little too much before covering it in the oven, but it’s delicious.
These are before/after photos. The first is right when it comes out of the oven, all puffed up. The second is after it deflates and is ready to eat.
I probably let it brown a little too much before covering it in the oven, but it’s delicious.
Take a seat, leak some light
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Take a seat, leak some light
Playground architecture (worms)
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Playground architecture (worms)
Library friends, how does Libby math work?
We can only keep these books for three weeks. I placed my old April 27. I stated fourth in line and am now third.
Is there some secret way to keep a book for seven months?
We can only keep these books for three weeks. I placed my old April 27. I stated fourth in line and am now third.
Is there some secret way to keep a book for seven months?
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Library friends, how does Libby math work?
We can only keep these books for three weeks. I placed my old April 27. I stated fourth in line and am now third.
Is there some secret way to keep a book for seven months?
We can only keep these books for three weeks. I placed my old April 27. I stated fourth in line and am now third.
Is there some secret way to keep a book for seven months?
As they say, we are cooked.
At least for a while.
And it is to a great degree because our elected officials have chosen not to represent their constituents but rather the businesses that pay into their election funds.
This could be dark-web, pirate stuff, but instead it is govt-sanctioned.
At least for a while.
And it is to a great degree because our elected officials have chosen not to represent their constituents but rather the businesses that pay into their election funds.
This could be dark-web, pirate stuff, but instead it is govt-sanctioned.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As they say, we are cooked.
At least for a while.
And it is to a great degree because our elected officials have chosen not to represent their constituents but rather the businesses that pay into their election funds.
This could be dark-web, pirate stuff, but instead it is govt-sanctioned.
At least for a while.
And it is to a great degree because our elected officials have chosen not to represent their constituents but rather the businesses that pay into their election funds.
This could be dark-web, pirate stuff, but instead it is govt-sanctioned.
“I wouldn’t change places
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witches' flight”
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witches' flight”
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 AM
“I wouldn’t change places
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witches' flight”
With anyone tonight
We’ll carve pumpkin faces
And watch the witches' flight”
“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana, it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at?”
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
“On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana, it’s just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at?”
“I bought a donut & they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I'll just give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“I bought a donut & they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut. I'll just give you the money, you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut.”
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”
Tryin' to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the me, maybe in Rome
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the me, maybe in Rome
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Tryin' to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the me, maybe in Rome
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the me, maybe in Rome
4yo is newly into Tragic Kingdom-era No Doubt.
So now we have to let her rock out on the furniture, right?
Good parenting, yes?
So now we have to let her rock out on the furniture, right?
Good parenting, yes?
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
4yo is newly into Tragic Kingdom-era No Doubt.
So now we have to let her rock out on the furniture, right?
Good parenting, yes?
So now we have to let her rock out on the furniture, right?
Good parenting, yes?
Lmao. I forgot I did this the other day.
My timeline is so abstract right now.
My timeline is so abstract right now.
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Lmao. I forgot I did this the other day.
My timeline is so abstract right now.
My timeline is so abstract right now.
Came here to joke “You mean One Crazy Summer actor Joel Murray?”
But now I’m just more convinced you’re right.
But now I’m just more convinced you’re right.
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Came here to joke “You mean One Crazy Summer actor Joel Murray?”
But now I’m just more convinced you’re right.
But now I’m just more convinced you’re right.
I learned this about myself when I moved to Denver. Beautiful city, but my goodness did I miss being near a big ass river.
“But the Platte …”
No.
“But the Platte …”
No.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I learned this about myself when I moved to Denver. Beautiful city, but my goodness did I miss being near a big ass river.
“But the Platte …”
No.
“But the Platte …”
No.