Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social
“Lesbian consultant.” “The Chappell Roan of twitter” (and maybe bluesky?) “A good argument, just miles outside the scope.” Cis, she/her. Running on iced tea and Carly Rae. I would love to do your podcast.
Music would somehow be BETTER
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Music would somehow be BETTER
Can cloudflare go back down please
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Can cloudflare go back down please
If you can’t entertain a kid on the bus that’s a skill issue frankly
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If you can’t entertain a kid on the bus that’s a skill issue frankly
No. Cops love to play their own slop.
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
No. Cops love to play their own slop.
Not in enclosed public spaces they’re not, I don’t want to listen to kidslop on the bus either
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not in enclosed public spaces they’re not, I don’t want to listen to kidslop on the bus either
Reposted by Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
All women can kill one man a year, two if theyre in any of the following fields: nursing, higher ed., any field where it is at least 80:20 men:women
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 PM
All women can kill one man a year, two if theyre in any of the following fields: nursing, higher ed., any field where it is at least 80:20 men:women
I’m considering becoming a bus driver just to do it
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m considering becoming a bus driver just to do it
God I wish I were that woman in Arkansas
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
God I wish I were that woman in Arkansas
Also you can in fact get cheap earbuds. Also also it’s actually fine to ride the bus without watching shitty little videos the whole time.
November 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Also you can in fact get cheap earbuds. Also also it’s actually fine to ride the bus without watching shitty little videos the whole time.
Should these people be allowed to vote? Yes of course, voting tests are bad. Should they be allowed to use up valuable oxygen? Well,
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Should these people be allowed to vote? Yes of course, voting tests are bad. Should they be allowed to use up valuable oxygen? Well,
Dumbass Romans didn’t even know about posting
November 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dumbass Romans didn’t even know about posting
Well she can’t be expected to turn out that prose from just anywhere
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Well she can’t be expected to turn out that prose from just anywhere
That’s right my girl Tish
November 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That’s right my girl Tish
Go back to your dogs, Keith
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Go back to your dogs, Keith