Brooke Foster
@lonesometoast.bsky.social
st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "the distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss."
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very excited for pumpkin skillet cake
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
very excited for pumpkin skillet cake
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Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Grandma Thankfully Dies Before Sister’s Girlfriend Arrives https://theonion.com/grandma-thankfully-dies-before-sisters-girlfriend-arrives/
just had to utter the phrase “there will be no busta rhymes disrespect in this house”
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
just had to utter the phrase “there will be no busta rhymes disrespect in this house”
here in our time of knead 🙏🏻
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
here in our time of knead 🙏🏻
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thanksgiving cookies, no rule against it
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
thanksgiving cookies, no rule against it
wicked: for good was fantastic, and apologies to the lady next to me for that moment when i said “that’s extreme bullshit, glinda” in my not-so-indoor voice
November 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
wicked: for good was fantastic, and apologies to the lady next to me for that moment when i said “that’s extreme bullshit, glinda” in my not-so-indoor voice
i am genuinely happy that people love coming to the holiday-lights event at the botanical garden near my house; i just wish they would apply the same fervor to understanding the rules of the road
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i am genuinely happy that people love coming to the holiday-lights event at the botanical garden near my house; i just wish they would apply the same fervor to understanding the rules of the road
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we're going to win
Page One in Cincinnati:
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
“.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.”
#ICE
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
we're going to win
if i were chotiner'd this hard i would simply go to ground. you would never hear from me again. absolutely no trace
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
if i were chotiner'd this hard i would simply go to ground. you would never hear from me again. absolutely no trace
*great* piece from @404media.co today, about ingenuity and empathy and collective action in an unlikely place: a simpsons-themed fortnite lobby
A group of immigrant rights organizers are helping people use Fortnite to practice what to do if they encounter ICE agents in the wild.
Inside an ICE Defense Training on Fortnite
A group of immigrant rights organizers are helping people use Fortnite to practice what to do if they encounter ICE agents in the wild.
www.404media.co
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*great* piece from @404media.co today, about ingenuity and empathy and collective action in an unlikely place: a simpsons-themed fortnite lobby
turns out the content that unites the generations is marcus the worm
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
turns out the content that unites the generations is marcus the worm
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
if you need something remarkably wholesome in your life, may i suggest the subreddit i just stumbled upon: r/bee
topic tags include "big bee" and "small bee" and "is this a bee?"
topic tags include "big bee" and "small bee" and "is this a bee?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
if you need something remarkably wholesome in your life, may i suggest the subreddit i just stumbled upon: r/bee
topic tags include "big bee" and "small bee" and "is this a bee?"
topic tags include "big bee" and "small bee" and "is this a bee?"
oh my goodness, these designs are GORGEOUS
It would be so helpful if you could RT my post above about my Etsy shop. I haven't been able to work for more than half the year due to severe depression/a breakdown. If you see this & could spare a few moments for a RT it would help me put my designs in front of a few more eyes. Thankyou so much🌿
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
oh my goodness, these designs are GORGEOUS
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
2025 has entered its tim robinson arc
BROTHER HE’S COPYING HIS LOOK NOW LMAO
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
2025 has entered its tim robinson arc
as a 90s gal obsessed with the Before trilogy (redundant?), i am simply asking the characters in The Lowdown to stop punching ethan hawke in the face
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
as a 90s gal obsessed with the Before trilogy (redundant?), i am simply asking the characters in The Lowdown to stop punching ethan hawke in the face
walked out on a super-abusive boss and started my own agency; ten years in, we're thriving
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
walked out on a super-abusive boss and started my own agency; ten years in, we're thriving
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why does sour cream need to advertise on television?
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
y’all are going to fuck up “many times” I just know it
proactively mad at the goobers at SNL for inevitably, inexplicably messing up the sound mix during dijon’s performances
November 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
y’all are going to fuck up “many times” I just know it
THEORY CONFIRMED, LOOK THE FUCK OUT KEYNES
I’m kind of freaking out because I went to the store for a “few things” today and it was…$104.57 🤯
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
THEORY CONFIRMED, LOOK THE FUCK OUT KEYNES
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
why does sour cream need to advertise on television?
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
why does sour cream need to advertise on television?