Brooke Foster
@lonesometoast.bsky.social
st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "the distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss."
she/her
she/her
please witness the sweater that the algorithm just served me
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
please witness the sweater that the algorithm just served me
my mocha with oat milk has been PORTMANTEAU’D
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 PM
my mocha with oat milk has been PORTMANTEAU’D
that's why there should always be a rule
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
that's why there should always be a rule
this is what set me off lol
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this is what set me off lol
he doesn’t want to talk about Pluribus :(
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
he doesn’t want to talk about Pluribus :(
i laughed aloud (plus, I appreciate the context given that his posts don’t show up for me because, well, as you can see)
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i laughed aloud (plus, I appreciate the context given that his posts don’t show up for me because, well, as you can see)
just feels right to be Like 666 on this historic image
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
just feels right to be Like 666 on this historic image
lol my randomized new-tab window feels particularly, if adorably, aggressive today
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
lol my randomized new-tab window feels particularly, if adorably, aggressive today
pls enjoy the block-print cat-erpillar my daughter made today
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
pls enjoy the block-print cat-erpillar my daughter made today
it's true! here's the info from @leftbankbooks.bsky.social in #stl
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
it's true! here's the info from @leftbankbooks.bsky.social in #stl
nothing captures the glory of living in st. louis quite like "a falling piece of city hall hit the mayoral SUV."
if this were a writer's room, i would say: too much! but it is real, and i live here, by the grace of god
if this were a writer's room, i would say: too much! but it is real, and i live here, by the grace of god
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
nothing captures the glory of living in st. louis quite like "a falling piece of city hall hit the mayoral SUV."
if this were a writer's room, i would say: too much! but it is real, and i live here, by the grace of god
if this were a writer's room, i would say: too much! but it is real, and i live here, by the grace of god
on hour 20 of developing a client pitch and i have nothing left
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
on hour 20 of developing a client pitch and i have nothing left
just discovered some harrowing laziness on the part of the iOS emoji devs
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just discovered some harrowing laziness on the part of the iOS emoji devs
He just said “put this on postings dot com and hashtag it old man reads paper”
October 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
He just said “put this on postings dot com and hashtag it old man reads paper”
lol there are so many americas
October 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
lol there are so many americas
the newest from @danchaon.bsky.social is extraordinary. wholly original right down to the sentence level, engrossing, moving. a spiritual descendant of ray bradbury, my favorite author as a kid.
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
the newest from @danchaon.bsky.social is extraordinary. wholly original right down to the sentence level, engrossing, moving. a spiritual descendant of ray bradbury, my favorite author as a kid.
never *not* going to order catfish when it’s on offer
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
never *not* going to order catfish when it’s on offer
just michigan-in-fall things
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
just michigan-in-fall things
every single time i pack a suitcase
October 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
every single time i pack a suitcase