Brooke Foster
@lonesometoast.bsky.social
st. louis dweller, enthusiastic traveler, oh-so-lucky mom (x2), cat butler, bi gal, iowa writers workshop alum. "the distance between what is said and what is known to be true has become an abyss."
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i LOVE him (and superstore)
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i LOVE him (and superstore)
felt like a Recognizing Some Guys world champ when i saw johnny pemberton
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
felt like a Recognizing Some Guys world champ when i saw johnny pemberton
one of the first things i did on here lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
one of the first things i did on here lol
[heavy sigh] i did
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
[heavy sigh] i did
true story: for YEARS i thought i had hallucinated this movie because no one else had seen it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
true story: for YEARS i thought i had hallucinated this movie because no one else had seen it.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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that's why there should always be a rule
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
that's why there should always be a rule
how do you feel about the distribution of the meat, the cheese, and everything? like the ones that are fully loaded v. the ones that are not
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
how do you feel about the distribution of the meat, the cheese, and everything? like the ones that are fully loaded v. the ones that are not
it was SUCH a profound roast lol
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
it was SUCH a profound roast lol
one time i was just chattin' away to a cabdriver in scotland and he asked where i was from and i said "texas!" and he replied, with scorn that haunts me to this day, "ah. the one-star state."
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
one time i was just chattin' away to a cabdriver in scotland and he asked where i was from and i said "texas!" and he replied, with scorn that haunts me to this day, "ah. the one-star state."
I’m so evangelical about it 😭
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m so evangelical about it 😭
@parsnip.bsky.social really encapsulated it. I think about this all. The. Time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
@parsnip.bsky.social really encapsulated it. I think about this all. The. Time.