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The Proverbial Elmo @aguyuno.bsky.social · Jan 20
As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:
My all time favourite tumblr post which reads “Anonymous said: kill yourself” Response from socio—flower: “kill me yourself you fucking pussy”
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soapsmoker.trans.army
Wholesome heccin kinkerino
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
image of the Code Masters developer logo
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
aguyuno.bsky.social
God I forgot the egg bowl was a thing + this website I thought Lane Kiffin had transitioned
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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chrismohney.bsky.social
really went dark for the sequel
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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davidjalbertgames.ca
Starting NOW for Creator Day & for the Black Friday Sale lasting until December 3rd, EXTRANEUM will be on sale at 50% off on itch.io! Get it DRM-free for only $7.49!

Let's show Valve that itch.io is full of generous and passionate True Gamers™ ❤️‍🔥

#indiegame #indiedev #retrofps #boomershooter
Extraneum by David Jalbert
Fight your way through biohacked monstrosities and stop their progress in this old school FPS
davidjalbert.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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roxytall.bsky.social
I hadn’t seen any lizards bust in from outside to steal cat food in so long that I started thinking perhaps they forgot how. Nope! An old friend from a year ago let itself inside today
Blue tongue skink eating cat food Blue tongue skink eating cat food Blue tongue skink eating cat food Blue tongue skink eating cat food
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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marklemley.bsky.social
Now THAT's a cease and desist letter
July 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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ettin.itch.io
BRAIN: Remember when you listened to the radio nine years ago and some lady called into a quiz contest and really obviously tried to stall for time while she Googled the answers. What was up with that

ME: That's neat. Do you remember what my friends do for a living

BRAIN: I do not
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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gothgf.rip
probably the stupidest person in KKKlanada. go home, JJ!
JJ McCullough
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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antlervel.vet
Guy Pearce in Memento holding up a Polaroid of me
November 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Jensen Huang right now.
Gerald is stuck w/ crates of 'Wacko' Watches after being victimized by a pyramid scheme and commiserates with a concerned Arnold in Hey Arnold.
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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rachelgilmore.bsky.social
Trample on the charter and the rights of trans kids and Mark Carney will give you…a path to a pipeline?

🚨LIVE 🚨 AT 12pmET TODAY @emilylowan.bsky.social and @karlamarx1917.bsky.social join me to talk about it all!

Tune in live: www.youtube.com/live/eo7fS6X...
Trample the charter and you get...a path to a pipeline? (with Emily Lowan and Karla Marx)
The Alberta government just signed a memorandum of understanding with the federal government that lays out the conditions for a new oil pipeline. It’s very unlikely that this pipeline will come to be...
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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jazzpomegranate.com
welcome to the jazzpom black friday sale!
Support Jazz ❤️
Become a supporter of Jazz today!
ko-fi.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Wednesday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Thursday, 499.99 poke dollars: spheal doesn't care Black friday, was 699.99 poke dollars now 499.99 poke dollars: spheal is very happy and excited to buy the hypothetical item at the "discounted" price what do you think he is buying
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
A chart of the most used social media sites. Bluesky is second from the bottom above Truth social and below Threads and Twitter
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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rifka.bsky.social
oh hey i found that cartoon they made about you
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Oct 14
Day #139: Fish Police (1992)
A teal lunchbox with a white handle, with an undersea tableau of a city skyline and taxi, with sea creatures dressed in 1940's/50's film noir outfits, including a fish in a trench coat, and devious-looking squid. Next to it is a white thermos with a teal lid, and image of a smirking fish in a fedora and trenchcoat next to the words "Fish Police"
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
aguyuno.bsky.social
The problem with being "Games as art" brained is so often you play a game and firmly can't decide if it's absolute dogshit or the greatest game ever made.

That's where I am with Ender Lilies right now.

I've also been there with Cruelty Squad.
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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whatsjo.bsky.social
American politics ✨
“Yield to Peds” bike sign on a nature walk
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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mrsalty.bsky.social
"Gonna make this man the wildest fucking menus he's ever seen. Gotta lock that shit down."
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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thedimpsler.bsky.social
We Stan a bad bitch who knows how to make a memorable but easy to use user interface
November 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
aguyuno.bsky.social
Watching the dunkey video of Kirby Air Riders and what do you MEAN Sakurai married the woman who makes all his UI etc lmao.
The Nintendo fan wiki page for Michiko Sakurai. Her credits include: Kirby's Star Stacker (1998) - Designer Super Smash Bros. (1999) - Designer (Menu, Character Select Screen, Mark, Title Design; Mario, Yoshi, Classic Mario Map Design) Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards (2000) - Designer Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001) - Design (Menu, Character, Stage Selection & Staff Credit Design) Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land (2002) - Menu Design (Chief) Kirby Air Ride (2003) - Menu Design Chief Meteos (2005) - Graphic Artist Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008) - 2D Design Kid Icarus: Uprising (2012) - UI Design Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U (2014) - UI Design Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018) - UI Design Kirby Air Riders (2025) - UI Design
November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
aguyuno.bsky.social
I really appreciate thieves who understand that the best targets are ones literally no one that matters will care about, but also big names will get big mad
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
aguyuno.bsky.social
That’s right
shutupmikeginn.bsky.social Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 20h
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
If you’re 6’ or taller the “no elbows on the table” rule shouldn’t apply. A dinner table is too low to comfortably rest your forearms. It’s bad etiquette to make me suffer
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM