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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · Jan 20
As usual this is the energy to carry always and forever:
My all time favourite tumblr post which reads “Anonymous said: kill yourself” Response from socio—flower: “kill me yourself you fucking pussy”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
Isobel cooking with this one
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🇪🇨 Olga the Ghoulette 🇱🇧 @popeolga.meangirls.online · 4h
They know what they're doing, it's a fools errand to try to and call them on contradictions

The only solution for people like this is a piece of metal with a diameter of 11.43×23mm
jordantyranny.bsky.social
jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 4h
unironically posted on r/conservative

FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM... you know what to do!!!
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
Not enough people acknowledge how good fallout shelter was. Like it had a cap, what with being a mobile game, where fun was beaten by bullshit timers and stuff but until then? GOAT
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
“Ariane, I’m trying to remember our promise, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps causing me to comically fall over and my legs to move in all manner of weird directions”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
No no Olga is probably right
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malewifelizard.bsky.social
Zuke Eagan @ Touring Through Tural 🏕🏜🏖 @malewifelizard.bsky.social · 18h
BROODMALE????? HOLY SHIT SOMEONE GET MARAZHAI FIXED ON A DISS TRACK THIS ELF GOT FUCKIN TALENT ON DISSING
Rogue Trader UI with Marazhai avatar picture and the following dialogue: Marazhai rubs his face, bruised from the ruptured blood vessels under the skin. His voice oozes contempt. "Keep your BROODMALE on a shorter leash, Faustus. I might break your little plaything next time."
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
For me it’s the way she handles Juniper like “if I see any transphobic bullshit in my comments I swear to god”, followed by seeing the food she brought and being like “okay but also you still gotta die, I’m sorry darling”
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 4h
She’s so fucking funny lmao
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 5h
YOU - “I need to go to the children, Kim. Girl Child Communism. Boy Child Freedom.”

KIM KITSURAGI - “You mean we should do that *right now*, don't you?” the lieutenant asks, his usually even tone wavering slightly. “Can that be done *after* the murder investigation?”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 10h
My favorite aspect of the Columbus legend is him getting rejected by the Portuguese gets spun as them not recognizing the genius of his idea. No - he went into a roomful of expert navigators and made basic math mistakes, they thought he was a moron, and they wouldn't fund his idea on that basis.
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 5h
Alright the jays may have gotten the absolute shit kicked out of them twice BUT at least we didn’t choke to Treinen.

It’s the little victories. Gotta take em.
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kissphoria.bsky.social
ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 5h
Blake Treinen is going to bust out the bottle of vintage ivermectin that he's been saving for a special occasion
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 6h
There’s a woman on TikTok whose whole thing is she’ll rate people’s contributions to potlucks and sentence them to either some form of reward, clemency, or DEATH ROW!!!

Anyway please enjoy.
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 7h
That insanity goes down officially as a grounded into double play, making it the only batted ball hit over 350 feet for a GIDP in the pitch tracking era (reg. + postseason).

Max Muncy grounded into a 404-foot double play.
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 6h
There’s a woman on TikTok whose whole thing is she’ll rate people’s contributions to potlucks and sentence them to either some form of reward, clemency, or DEATH ROW!!!

Anyway please enjoy.
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 7h
Quick question for people who use social media exclusively to engage on politics: what the fuck is wrong with you
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 6h
ITS BASEBALL SEASON
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 7h
Quick question for people who use social media exclusively to engage on politics: what the fuck is wrong with you
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 7h
I love this stupid motherfucking sport so much chat
cjzero.bsky.social
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7h
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 7h
Baseball really is the best sport because all it takes is one little bobble and suddenly a game built on routine and order devolves into panic and chaos
cjzero.bsky.social
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 7h
what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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here4baseballmemes.bsky.social
Here For Baseball Memes @here4baseballmemes.bsky.social · 7h
What the fuck?
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 7h
Holy FUCK The brewers play is insane
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 7h
LITERALLY true. No one remembers a perfect protagonist. That's boring as fuck.
gr8writingtips.bsky.social
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · Apr 16
if your protagonist is annoying, all that means is they're going to be way more memorable than a non-annoying protagonist
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gr8writingtips.bsky.social
it looks like you're writing a novel @gr8writingtips.bsky.social · Apr 16
if your protagonist is annoying, all that means is they're going to be way more memorable than a non-annoying protagonist
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katie.bzky.team
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Oct 13
hey guys check this out
an mspaint (well, i'm actually lying i partially used gimp because i was feeling lazy and didn't want to manually center the text but this is extremely possible in paint) image in the style of a jeopardy question. the trademark blue background has capitalized white text in ITC Korinna Bold centered that reads "POPULARIZED BY KATIE TIGHTPUSSY, THIS OBJECT CAN BE SEEN WHEREVER CAREFULLY LOOKED". as a side note, the text has the correct drop shadow, an attention to detail that i hope is appreciated. the answer to this statement is of course the question, "What is a clock?" as there are clocks everywhere for those with the eyes to see them. this might be where someone goes "ermmm katie there is no clock here?" much like yesterday where someone tried to explain to me the clock in my own clock drawing, but i ask of them: have you looked carefully? have you noticed the count of the words? the spacing of the words? the positioning of the letters? have you truly open your eyes and begun to see?
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aguyuno.bsky.social
Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 9h
I'm talking about multiple like IN A ROW. Like break away from the action entirely.
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