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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h

Fun Fact: The Singer, D.C. Cooper was a volunteer fire fighter in Philly and a regular smoker his whole career. His lungs are blessed.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h

If I had to choose only one single band to introduce people to for the rest of time it'd probably be Royal Hunt.

Both of their live shows in Tokyo (1996) are on another level & it's certainly the singularly most played album in my life.

This is a glimpse.

This is the closing 3 mins of 'Far Away'.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 6h

"Being Cool™ is illegal"

onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

this is the list of ideological identifiers laid out in the NSPM-7 that would predict violence, and are all of course, incredibly reasonable positions or just ridiculous framing, like “extremism on gender” which is just being pro-trans:

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h

A skeet from @emmaline.spills.wine

I'm an artist
I'm a poster
I'm a brave lil toaster

The skeet is photoshopped onto a still from the iconic music video for Bitch by Meredith Brooks

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h

"THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE"

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STABITHA🔪🔪🔪 @crabitha.slutmo.de · 5h

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 6h

"Being Cool™ is illegal"

onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

this is the list of ideological identifiers laid out in the NSPM-7 that would predict violence, and are all of course, incredibly reasonable positions or just ridiculous framing, like “extremism on gender” which is just being pro-trans:

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onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

this is the list of ideological identifiers laid out in the NSPM-7 that would predict violence, and are all of course, incredibly reasonable positions or just ridiculous framing, like “extremism on gender” which is just being pro-trans:

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

This cat needs to pay more taxes.

Tammi, yeah, that one. 2.1 @tammi.bsky.social · 13h

I found a 19th century Cat Villain!

A huge chonk of a fluffy cat sitting on a table near an open fire. The cat is cream and grey and appears to be shaped like a barrel in a fur coat. They are scowling fiercely with their moustache and bewhiskered ears apparently flowing back into the cold wind. There's a definite vibe that this villainous cat twirls their moustache as they evict orphans into the aforementioned blizzard and think Scrooge was an easy-going lightweight. They are magnificent.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

ACAB includes principals.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

ACAB includes principals.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

Trademark Liberal desperation and try hard energy w/o actually trying anything.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 6d

The Victorian Child after I gave him some Flaming Hot Cheetos.

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 6d

You just got beat by a time traveler from the 1910s

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

I would like to take this moment to blanket disavow the Economy at large.

Dragon Moll Z 🎃 @dopestatistics.bsky.social · 7h

Asking everyone with over 10k followers to make an official statement about a random current event

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

Monster Party 4 Lyfe

The main character from Monst Party finds a spider already defeated has a bug buzzing around him to indicate he's been dead for a while.

Text reads "Sorry, I'm Dead."

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

This man will appear on the news for terrible, disturbing crimes in a reasonable timetable.

Disco Brian Davis @discobriandavis.bsky.social · 12h

Hey comrade! In case u’r ever near Germantown, Philly, u r welcome to our table to enjoy fresh-made almost-gourmet lunch or dinner with @lindzartsenses.bsky.social, my wife, who I’m proudly in a monogamous partnership with, to engage in good faith debate & dialogue! That’s another difference btwn us

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h

"User Blocking You"

I like when trash takes itself out

@[email protected] on Mastodon @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network · 17h

This guy rocks (derogatory). You’re apparently a “thirst trap white woman” and were just all simps for thinking he’s a dumbass.

The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.... • 18m
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Joined Jun '23
Crushed (Piano)
As much disdain as I have for Large Accounts that do a bunch of venting on main like they're smol beans, I have a ton more for the army of followers who swarm people like "they're a human being, don't police their expression of emotions!" This is the same as simping for favor from the rich.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.... • 14m
• he/him
Joined Jun '23
Crushed (Piano)
Just because you're simping for a leftist conventionally attractive thirst trap white woman doesn't make you any different from the people who spend all day doing the same on X for Elon Musk.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h

Handing my vibe for the night over to the French.

You should give it a try.

Maison

open.spotify.com

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h

Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · Dec 25

No War but Class War

"There's class warfare, all right, but it's my class, the rich class, that's making war, and we're winning." - Warren Buffett ,2006, NYT

Behind the quote is a pixelated version of the infamous Arkham Asylum style perp walk they gave Luigi

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h

Jon Moxley is an anime character and I love him for it <3

keira ❌ @keirabaybay.bsky.social · 9h

quite possibly the most ‘jon moxley’ thing ever #aew 🤼‍♂️

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · Dec 28

Cabin In The Woods (2011) is still one of the only mainstream movies I've ever seen where the unambiguous lesson is

"If a system requires this much senseless blood to continue; perhaps allowing it to die is the correct moral decision."

Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · Dec 27

What’s a good movie that makes a strong political or moral point?

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She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 10h

lol and not a single peep from anybody about unfair advantages or how they don’t want to see a man hit a woman… yet let me simply exist🥴🥴

Almost like it was never actually about those things… funny huh

Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC (Friday only!) @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 12h

Really surprised by this Jetspeed Babes v. FTR/Megan Bayne match on Collision, most intergender matches are a little clunky because of the whole "only women fight women, only men fight men" shit and this one was just a straight up proper intergender brawl and it ruled

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h

@cait.bsky.social

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 11h

Behold Beefaroni in all his large sass.

Beefaroni, an absolute United, broods in the corner and wonders why im not bringing him 2nd supper

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