Captain Chaos
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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
Pinned
Return of the Mack
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This is easily one of my favorite videos ever put on the information superhighway. My man is on a ship and he's confronted with the dilemma of enjoying an icy treat but also enjoying an all time banger and figures out the hardest solution for both problems. Please watch it if you're down
We're out with our nieces and we just met our youngest one who is 10 and a Homestuck fan. She's also a giant Warhammer nerd istg I might cry
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We're out with our nieces and we just met our youngest one who is 10 and a Homestuck fan. She's also a giant Warhammer nerd istg I might cry
My brother found our ancient family album which I thought had been lost for at least 25 years: here's me showing off my Tetris high score in 1990
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
My brother found our ancient family album which I thought had been lost for at least 25 years: here's me showing off my Tetris high score in 1990
Ok is it a thing that the SK army just has dudes who got idol experience to do shit like this? I have no idea but if so that's fucking dope
[4K] 헌트릭스(HUNTR/X) – 골든(Golden) Cover by Korean Soldiers Full Cam | 251017 칠곡낙동강평화축제 #성국 #서호 #송재원
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November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ok is it a thing that the SK army just has dudes who got idol experience to do shit like this? I have no idea but if so that's fucking dope
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so like the knights of ren are apparently just a bunch of non-force sensitive guys who followed around this dude who had a lightsaber called ren but then kylo killed ren and destroyed the lightsaber so they're just the cuck squad now this is actual canon
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
so like the knights of ren are apparently just a bunch of non-force sensitive guys who followed around this dude who had a lightsaber called ren but then kylo killed ren and destroyed the lightsaber so they're just the cuck squad now this is actual canon
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I've been in a slump of bad books. The last 3-4 I've read have been duds. Tell me the last thing you read that you really loved. I'm talking "this was so good, and I need to tell someone about it."
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I've been in a slump of bad books. The last 3-4 I've read have been duds. Tell me the last thing you read that you really loved. I'm talking "this was so good, and I need to tell someone about it."
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When Marissa Berenson crumples into open despair when her dying son asks his parents not to quarrel so they can be reunited in heaven...this was a crime against humanity.
I don't think there's a father on earth capable of sentiment in his heart who would not be brought low by this scene.
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
When Marissa Berenson crumples into open despair when her dying son asks his parents not to quarrel so they can be reunited in heaven...this was a crime against humanity.
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NORMALIZE CALLING YOUR MMO CHARACTERS YOUR "TOONS" AGAIN
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
NORMALIZE CALLING YOUR MMO CHARACTERS YOUR "TOONS" AGAIN
One of the top three hardest laughs I ever had was seeing PJ's King Kong in theaters and the full theater went silent when Kong fell but my friend started laughing with his infectious laugh and the whole theater immediately started laughing as Kong fell to his death you had to be there
Shout out to the person in my screening of Predator: Badlands yesterday who muttered, "Goddamn..." under the breath when Elle Fanning crushed someone's head in between her legs
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One of the top three hardest laughs I ever had was seeing PJ's King Kong in theaters and the full theater went silent when Kong fell but my friend started laughing with his infectious laugh and the whole theater immediately started laughing as Kong fell to his death you had to be there
It's hilarious to me that one of my favorite horror films since Hereditary was directed by this guy
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It's hilarious to me that one of my favorite horror films since Hereditary was directed by this guy
This would have absolutely been my away message for AIM had it dropped in like 1999
🎶Can't breathe, vision's gettin' blurry now
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This would have absolutely been my away message for AIM had it dropped in like 1999
🎶Can't breathe, vision's gettin' blurry now
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 AM
🎶Can't breathe, vision's gettin' blurry now
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
Nosebleed, never been so worried, how
Am I supposed to handle the pressure?
It would've been better if I were anybody else!🎶
I fucking love poker this is such a weird thing to say
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I fucking love poker this is such a weird thing to say
I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
Everything except aliens: nope. Aliens might exist somewhere but how would we know
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Everything except aliens: nope. Aliens might exist somewhere but how would we know
This actually got me a little weepy but I don't really wanna get into why becuase it involves a very sad but a little funny story about my cats when one of them was at the end of her life
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This actually got me a little weepy but I don't really wanna get into why becuase it involves a very sad but a little funny story about my cats when one of them was at the end of her life
Best video game ad of all time to wash this out your eyeballs
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Best video game ad of all time to wash this out your eyeballs
Like I get using language to duck algos but if you're trying to be sensitive do TW/CW don't minimize what actually happened
just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Like I get using language to duck algos but if you're trying to be sensitive do TW/CW don't minimize what actually happened
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You can gamble on a franchise that has more misses than hits and hasn't had anything to say since for a couple decades before Hickman came to save the day then proceeded to have nothing to say again, or a comic that's never been short of great for straight 40 years 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You can gamble on a franchise that has more misses than hits and hasn't had anything to say since for a couple decades before Hickman came to save the day then proceeded to have nothing to say again, or a comic that's never been short of great for straight 40 years 🤷♂️
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There's probably a few takeaways from this that are more importation, but I hope one of the big ones is to stop reading X-men comics and spend time on something actually rewarding like Usagi Yojimbo or Vagabond <3
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There's probably a few takeaways from this that are more importation, but I hope one of the big ones is to stop reading X-men comics and spend time on something actually rewarding like Usagi Yojimbo or Vagabond <3
I wish there was a tool that I could share a link to a post and block everyone who liked it
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wish there was a tool that I could share a link to a post and block everyone who liked it
Next President needs to like Wheels On Meals and Gorgeous
can we get a president that's a fan of GOOD Jackie Chan movies?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Next President needs to like Wheels On Meals and Gorgeous
Anyone who is rich and not subsidized the homies to play The Campaign For North Africa can get fucked I used to keep up with it more
Nope.
It is LITERALLY the first thing I would do if I was a billionaire. I would form a company, hire all my friends and a shitload of logistics 'officers', buy a venue. Get uniforms. The full works.
Money is wasted on people like Musk.
It is LITERALLY the first thing I would do if I was a billionaire. I would form a company, hire all my friends and a shitload of logistics 'officers', buy a venue. Get uniforms. The full works.
Money is wasted on people like Musk.
Has anyone ever played the full version of The Campaign for North Africa all the way through?
Like, documented?
Like, documented?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone who is rich and not subsidized the homies to play The Campaign For North Africa can get fucked I used to keep up with it more
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Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet: