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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 10h

I don’t see the problem this is just how World Eaters are

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 9h

If you think you might be able to hook me up with a job even if just temp or data entry online labor message me and I'll share my linked in with you in dms

Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 15h

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help.

My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes.

I hate having to ask this

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 11h

“This heckin’ pupperino fucking hates La Migra,” to paraphrase from @weratedogs.com

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This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE. They showed up at his door "looking for migrants after receiving a tip." The son of the family asked if they could wait before entering the home while he put Chop away in the bathroom, as the dog can be aggressive with strangers.
According to the family, it is at this point that the son went to his pickup truck to retrieve his ID and a Border Patrol agent entered the home, opened the bathroom door, and shot Chop. None of the agents helped the family, who desperately tried to render aid to Chop, as he bled to death on the kitchen floor. Unsurprisingly, the agent who shot their dog then hid from them and refused to give his name. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov
https://kfoxtv.com/news/local/el-paso-family-claims-border-patrol-killed-their-dog-during-search-cbp-

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Lmao I'm thinking about that Broad City episode where Hillary shows up and it was the most cringe shit I ever saw

Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 16h

put another way: you can't pinch hit a politician. i think of the celeb endorsements for hillary, the swaddling around her with them. there's lots of ways to analyze that, but one that comes to mind is: their charisma does not replace hers, or rub off on her. it still comes down to her.

and. oof.

hillary clinton looking like a deer frozen in headlights in a public housing apartment

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Alex A. Pagliuca @alexpagliuca.bsky.social · 16h

Voodoo and Black Messiah are incredible records. They synthesize the history of American music (especially, but not only, Black music) into something singular and individual. They feel like labors of love and awe. It’s like D’Angelo saying, “Isn’t this beautiful? Isn’t it amazing and fun?” It is.

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Mike Johnson was expecting bare cock in the protests and he's gonna punish us for not seeing it

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

It's weird to see this disconnect one of the most powerful people in the country absolutely shitting his britches over people in frog costumes

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Ok perfect someone posted it. It was delisted from YT for years and I'm not sure why

🎃 Matthew Jack-o'-lantern 🎃 @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 16h

Right after Prince died, D'Angelo went on THE TONIGHT SHOW and performed "Sometimes It Snows In April" with Princess. It remains one of the most beautiful, emotionally raw things I've ever heard. RIP.

(Audio-only at this link, but it's still worth hearing.)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeV7...

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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 16h

No one asked, but Nomura dared to answer:

What if Zidane dressed like a yuppie?

What if Terra was a high school girl?

What if Rinoa was a Minato Girl?

What if the Kain said, "M'lady"?

What if Cloud couldn't afford to fix the holes in his clothes?

What if Prompto was... Prompto?

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

These are questions I've been asking for years

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 16h

R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Lmao the deuce I took this morning is qualified to beat Susan Collins it's not a high bar

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Oooof. This fucking sucks. His performance after Prince's death when he did Sometimes It Snows In April hit me so hard

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16h

D'Angelo has died after a battle with pancreatic cancer, his former manager says. He was 51

D'Angelo Dead at 51

Grammy-winning R&B soul singer D'Angelo is dead from pancreatic cancer ... TMZ has learned.

www.tmz.com

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 16h

Uh hate to break it to Scientific American a prestige science publication but you know Marilyn Monroe has been dead for decades right?

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Madame Brie-ota 🔮 @briesmith.xyz · 16h

No one who graduated from college before Y2K should be allowed on Facebook, at a minimum

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

I liked Wolverine back when comics could have mystery like "who is The Witness?" "Is Logan an External? How old is he?" "What did Sinister mean by a third Summers brother" and Marvel just stripped all that shit away

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

This felt like a Trump 1 article. "Oh no what about the decorum and rules" it comes across as incredibly naive

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

I meam if you're gonna turn in your pass at least bring some rotten fruit to throw at your last presser

NPR @npr.org · 23h

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says. n.pr/4q87Jwb

Opinion: Why I'm handing in my Pentagon press pass

Tom Bowman has held his Pentagon press pass for 28 years. He says the Pentagon's new media policy makes it impossible to be a journalist, which means finding out what's really going on behind the scenes and not accepting wholesale what any government or administration says.

n.pr

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

Wolverine lost all interest for me as a Marvel character once Origin came out just put me in jail I guess

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

I've only seen Gavin McInnes speak on one episode of Kenny vs Spenny from like 20 years ago bro definitely smells his own farts

Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 17h

After saying he stepped down from the Proud Boys in 2018, Gavin McInnes is now embracing the "godfather" title within the group. Both he and Enrique Tarrio talked to me about their national structure and plans for the organization. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/in-the-...

In the New Trump Era, the Proud Boys Are ‘Not Apologizing Anymore’

To hear him tell it, Gavin McInnes’ recent return to the site...

talkingpointsmemo.com

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Stephen—The Merckx Project @themerckxproject.bsky.social · 18h

Someone posted this recently...

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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 17h

Betteridge's law of headlines is an adage that states: "Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

Yeah I figured it just read weird to me because he's only been gone for a few months

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 17h

If you make frequent use of do not recommend or not interested when going through YT shorts, eventually the algorithm just gives up and is like "here's a video with 3 views of someone popping zits in a bathroom idk"

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