Captain Chaos
@captainchaos.myatproto.social
“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
Fuck I remember this ad in Nintendo Power I was so fucking hype for FF6 and it cleared all expectations.
My only brag for any video game ever is that I was the only one of the homies (who I still talk to regularly and see) that waited for Shadow on the Floating Continent. I wasn't gonna leave him
My only brag for any video game ever is that I was the only one of the homies (who I still talk to regularly and see) that waited for Shadow on the Floating Continent. I wasn't gonna leave him
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Fuck I remember this ad in Nintendo Power I was so fucking hype for FF6 and it cleared all expectations.
My only brag for any video game ever is that I was the only one of the homies (who I still talk to regularly and see) that waited for Shadow on the Floating Continent. I wasn't gonna leave him
My only brag for any video game ever is that I was the only one of the homies (who I still talk to regularly and see) that waited for Shadow on the Floating Continent. I wasn't gonna leave him
Istg how does it keep happening
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Istg how does it keep happening
Picked a HELL of a time to go get our car out of the shop
November 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Picked a HELL of a time to go get our car out of the shop
Goddamn people like this drive me nuts just the absolutely lack of empathy it's thst Trump 1 resistance brain of "well they deserve it" it's the same kind of shit I saw on this site after the Kerrville flood that caught me a ban for suggesting what should be done involving this kind of thinking
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Goddamn people like this drive me nuts just the absolutely lack of empathy it's thst Trump 1 resistance brain of "well they deserve it" it's the same kind of shit I saw on this site after the Kerrville flood that caught me a ban for suggesting what should be done involving this kind of thinking
One of my oldest friends unexpectedly sent me this. A few months back she was in trouble marriage bad no resources and sick supper and we sent some money and she asked me if I wanted it and I was like no sell it and get more money and haven't thought about it since and here we are
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
One of my oldest friends unexpectedly sent me this. A few months back she was in trouble marriage bad no resources and sick supper and we sent some money and she asked me if I wanted it and I was like no sell it and get more money and haven't thought about it since and here we are
Cat tax
Pita can't keep her tongue in her mouth
Pita can't keep her tongue in her mouth
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Cat tax
Pita can't keep her tongue in her mouth
Pita can't keep her tongue in her mouth
That epsiode where Kevin Durand wearing the JC Penney dress at the trial of the goa'uld in Skaara is peak SG-1 for me
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
That epsiode where Kevin Durand wearing the JC Penney dress at the trial of the goa'uld in Skaara is peak SG-1 for me
Last Saturday! I love the movie but my wife is 100x the fan I am of it. I snuck a picture for proof: the guy who curates for the big indie theater in Houston said he thinks they only got permission from Disney because of Wicked: For Good
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last Saturday! I love the movie but my wife is 100x the fan I am of it. I snuck a picture for proof: the guy who curates for the big indie theater in Houston said he thinks they only got permission from Disney because of Wicked: For Good
Roger Ebert knew two things
1) Movies
2) appreciating big titties see below
1) Movies
2) appreciating big titties see below
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Roger Ebert knew two things
1) Movies
2) appreciating big titties see below
1) Movies
2) appreciating big titties see below
"The wokes ruined star trek"
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"The wokes ruined star trek"
That dog two parter fucks me up so bad. My guy just gives up being a superhero after his dog dies saying "he saved me I can't keep doing this" I am crying writing this skeet that's how effective it is
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That dog two parter fucks me up so bad. My guy just gives up being a superhero after his dog dies saying "he saved me I can't keep doing this" I am crying writing this skeet that's how effective it is
Did 10 fucking years in the Navy reupped after Pearl Harbor. Also a consummate gooner
![An excerpt from Ernest Borgnine's wiki
Borgnine was a heavy smoker until 1962.[27] In a November 2008 interview, a then 91-year-old Borgnine was asked by Fox News morning host Steve Doocy to reveal the secret of his longevity, and he whispered into a live mic, "I masturbate a lot."[28]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ysswlcps6ub22qyvjl4mulwl/bafkreic6ka3pgutirjoqptrjcmd433v4p6iy527dwem2lzhoafgsx47vhq@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Did 10 fucking years in the Navy reupped after Pearl Harbor. Also a consummate gooner
Again I don't really fuck with JJK but I do fuck with nerds and it's amazing that essentially a mix of AMVs not only drew new attention to this song but even got Usher to cosplay as Gojo
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Again I don't really fuck with JJK but I do fuck with nerds and it's amazing that essentially a mix of AMVs not only drew new attention to this song but even got Usher to cosplay as Gojo
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Like the way he says it feels like a modern day TikTok of someone on the street unexpectedly exposed to some bullshit. It feels real in a way that is exceedingly rare for film like Wesley Snipes seems genuinely offended that cops thought they could shoot him and it would matter.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Like the way he says it feels like a modern day TikTok of someone on the street unexpectedly exposed to some bullshit. It feels real in a way that is exceedingly rare for film like Wesley Snipes seems genuinely offended that cops thought they could shoot him and it would matter.
People forget that the political axis is both X and Y and the mythical "moderate Republican who can be convinced of Democratic policy on merit" are weird freaks in the bottom right quadrant and they don't exist in numbers that matter
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
People forget that the political axis is both X and Y and the mythical "moderate Republican who can be convinced of Democratic policy on merit" are weird freaks in the bottom right quadrant and they don't exist in numbers that matter
Good afternoon
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Good afternoon
Kuze so based
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Kuze so based
Look I'll let the user off the hook but preserved for posterity
![A user WHO JOINED IN NOV 24 posted a generic night desert image with the text "I'm justing [sic] sitting here wondering how the heck Jesus found guys named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John in Middle East over 2000 years ago"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ysswlcps6ub22qyvjl4mulwl/bafkreibh7qyg34sry6mkxvfqyuourqbmscgguxcay3on7xaahkz5tbka6m@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Look I'll let the user off the hook but preserved for posterity
My cat's opinion on the Draugla judging this episode
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My cat's opinion on the Draugla judging this episode
One of the best interactions I've had with a player in my TTRPG campaign
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One of the best interactions I've had with a player in my TTRPG campaign