She got the vibes of the main goon of the big bad from The Strain that has to put on a fake nose and ears and do a ton of makeup to not look like a vampire every day

One of my best friends said "a movie moment what like Stand and Deliver?" deadpan and I go "wait what the Edward James Olmos teacher movie" and promptly laughed so hard I threw up a little.

Ok so one of them I'm not at liberty to share but the other I was at an IHOP with the homies in high school trying to impart some dating advice. I explain how if you can really strive for a movie moment that brings a date together (I was 17 and stupid)

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Great shows gotta be like Bowie and know when to go out

I got my own problems

Ok this would go hard

Avril Lavigne really fell off huh

🎶Let me stop you right there!

There's no cause for attack

Swallow your pride

Cast your blood lust aside

Bitch, you better fall back!🎶

🎶I'm supposed to do something

Am I, am I supposed to do something?

Do I run? Do I dare?

Can I grant my own prayer?

Get a grip, grow a pair🎶

🎶Dear Dad, tell me what you would've done

Too bad that I'm not your braver son

Why'd I have to be picked to lead?

I wish that I could be anybody else!🎶

He's eepy

I was like this with putting chicory in coffee until my in-laws put me on it it's an obvious "oh you like this thing here's something else to turn that shit to 11"

I just saw this, tuned in, watched 30 seconds and had to stop I have diabetes I can't have this much sweetness

OK never had but I love both of these.

Reinforces how important it is to have smart people talk about something they're not trying to sell you

Yeah it's one of those things that is just truly beyond comprehension. Most people do not understand like in their gut how big space truly is nevermind the crazy shit needed to happen for life to arise