Captain Chaos
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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.”
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
Pinned
Return of the Mack
YouTube video by Duval R3 Brothers
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This is easily one of my favorite videos ever put on the information superhighway. My man is on a ship and he's confronted with the dilemma of enjoying an icy treat but also enjoying an all time banger and figures out the hardest solution for both problems. Please watch it if you're down
I fucking love poker this is such a weird thing to say
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I fucking love poker this is such a weird thing to say
I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
Everything except aliens: nope. Aliens might exist somewhere but how would we know
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Everything except aliens: nope. Aliens might exist somewhere but how would we know
This actually got me a little weepy but I don't really wanna get into why becuase it involves a very sad but a little funny story about my cats when one of them was at the end of her life
The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This actually got me a little weepy but I don't really wanna get into why becuase it involves a very sad but a little funny story about my cats when one of them was at the end of her life
Best video game ad of all time to wash this out your eyeballs
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Best video game ad of all time to wash this out your eyeballs
Like I get using language to duck algos but if you're trying to be sensitive do TW/CW don't minimize what actually happened
just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Like I get using language to duck algos but if you're trying to be sensitive do TW/CW don't minimize what actually happened
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You can gamble on a franchise that has more misses than hits and hasn't had anything to say since for a couple decades before Hickman came to save the day then proceeded to have nothing to say again, or a comic that's never been short of great for straight 40 years 🤷♂️
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You can gamble on a franchise that has more misses than hits and hasn't had anything to say since for a couple decades before Hickman came to save the day then proceeded to have nothing to say again, or a comic that's never been short of great for straight 40 years 🤷♂️
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There's probably a few takeaways from this that are more importation, but I hope one of the big ones is to stop reading X-men comics and spend time on something actually rewarding like Usagi Yojimbo or Vagabond <3
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
There's probably a few takeaways from this that are more importation, but I hope one of the big ones is to stop reading X-men comics and spend time on something actually rewarding like Usagi Yojimbo or Vagabond <3
I wish there was a tool that I could share a link to a post and block everyone who liked it
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I wish there was a tool that I could share a link to a post and block everyone who liked it
Next President needs to like Wheels On Meals and Gorgeous
can we get a president that's a fan of GOOD Jackie Chan movies?
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Next President needs to like Wheels On Meals and Gorgeous
Anyone who is rich and not subsidized the homies to play The Campaign For North Africa can get fucked I used to keep up with it more
Nope.
It is LITERALLY the first thing I would do if I was a billionaire. I would form a company, hire all my friends and a shitload of logistics 'officers', buy a venue. Get uniforms. The full works.
Money is wasted on people like Musk.
It is LITERALLY the first thing I would do if I was a billionaire. I would form a company, hire all my friends and a shitload of logistics 'officers', buy a venue. Get uniforms. The full works.
Money is wasted on people like Musk.
Has anyone ever played the full version of The Campaign for North Africa all the way through?
Like, documented?
Like, documented?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Anyone who is rich and not subsidized the homies to play The Campaign For North Africa can get fucked I used to keep up with it more
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Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Still the greatest rule in any wargame in history.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
This is maybe of one of my favorite interviews of all time Zohran talking about Ruthkanda Forever lmaoooo
ZOHRAN MAMDANI Talks Meeting Trump, Mayoral Election, Arsenal
YouTube video by The Adam Friedland Show
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November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is maybe of one of my favorite interviews of all time Zohran talking about Ruthkanda Forever lmaoooo
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Another good reason to avoid being on X is that Isaac Chotiner could start asking you questions there at any time
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Another good reason to avoid being on X is that Isaac Chotiner could start asking you questions there at any time
I hate the only 5E content is just Strahd who's easily the most bullshit nerd in Ravenloft. My campaign is gonna emphasize Azalin Rex and a couple of the other cool guys like Soth and evil Pinocchio
I am currently running a Ravenloft campaign using my AD&D sourcebook for the plane along with 5E rules I might could make it work. Like next week we're wrapping up the current Isle of Terror may have the next darklord be some weird freak calling himself Lord Ravenloft
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I hate the only 5E content is just Strahd who's easily the most bullshit nerd in Ravenloft. My campaign is gonna emphasize Azalin Rex and a couple of the other cool guys like Soth and evil Pinocchio
Fuck it makes me so mad a lot of people now on this website are gonna associate Ravenloft with that weird asshole
Lord Ravenloft banned for woke
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fuck it makes me so mad a lot of people now on this website are gonna associate Ravenloft with that weird asshole
So in the documents discovered after the end of WW2 for the planned invasion of UK the Nazis had Baden-Powell, the founder of the Scouts, on their targets list because they assumed it could be converted into a guerilla resistance movement
Hegseth is very very terrified, deep deep down of something to do with maleness www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
U.S. ready to cut support to Scouts, accusing them of attacking 'boy-friendly spaces'
Documents show the U.S. military is planning to sever all ties with the organization formerly known as the Boy Scouts.
www.npr.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
So in the documents discovered after the end of WW2 for the planned invasion of UK the Nazis had Baden-Powell, the founder of the Scouts, on their targets list because they assumed it could be converted into a guerilla resistance movement
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
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It generally seems to be the people who work in technology in industries that are not purely technical but I’m sure even there, there are exceptions. I’m just saying every time deusvult1488 gets doxed he seems to be the chief information officer at the biggest hospital in Podunk, Idaho
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It generally seems to be the people who work in technology in industries that are not purely technical but I’m sure even there, there are exceptions. I’m just saying every time deusvult1488 gets doxed he seems to be the chief information officer at the biggest hospital in Podunk, Idaho
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Also you don’t get money from posting here. You lose money because you have to subscribe to paid newsletters because you’re mutuals.
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Also you don’t get money from posting here. You lose money because you have to subscribe to paid newsletters because you’re mutuals.
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The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The way Bluesky works is that everyone is from the country they say they are but all the accounts are operated by versatile actor Jeffrey Combs
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There's hubris, like the Greeks sang of, an arrogance that saw Icarus tumble to earth; and there's the kind of self-delusion Milton rhapsodized about, that saw Lucifer cast out of Heaven. And then there's another degree of it, more intense than any other, that Ben Smith is trying on for size, today.
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
There's hubris, like the Greeks sang of, an arrogance that saw Icarus tumble to earth; and there's the kind of self-delusion Milton rhapsodized about, that saw Lucifer cast out of Heaven. And then there's another degree of it, more intense than any other, that Ben Smith is trying on for size, today.