🎙️👄Van Wassailing 👄🎙️
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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I wrote this in April 2020.
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
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How I'm getting to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
How I'm getting to the Bluesky Christmas party
How I screen followers:
December 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How I screen followers:
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Artificially inflating my followers by vagueposting about the inflation community and confusing economists and kinksters both
December 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Artificially inflating my followers by vagueposting about the inflation community and confusing economists and kinksters both
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there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
there’s a labeler for “toxic posting” but where is the one for “perfect sweetie”
I like all your skeets, even the ones I don't see
December 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I like all your skeets, even the ones I don't see
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all i want for christmas is the ability to disable gif replies from accounts i don't follow. and at least eighty thousand dollars
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
all i want for christmas is the ability to disable gif replies from accounts i don't follow. and at least eighty thousand dollars
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The economy is so bad, guys can't even get their second family good Christmas gifts
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The economy is so bad, guys can't even get their second family good Christmas gifts
Trying not to be ✧*。Weird ✧*。
December 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Trying not to be ✧*。Weird ✧*。
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Bluesky Darth Vader reposting Mark Hamill memes about fat Trump, yelling at people calling him a shitlib
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bluesky Darth Vader reposting Mark Hamill memes about fat Trump, yelling at people calling him a shitlib
Has anyone else ever known one of these situations? Guy faking monogamous relationships with multiple partners?
Just me?
Just me?
Are there guys who still have two families? I feel like that's way harder to pull off now a days
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Has anyone else ever known one of these situations? Guy faking monogamous relationships with multiple partners?
Just me?
Just me?
Read this thread backwards and it's just as fun as forwards
Wonder what Frank's up to these days
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Read this thread backwards and it's just as fun as forwards
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“Don’t rush to judgment!” Says journalist who is about to be tied to the Epstein files in a comically timed way
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“Don’t rush to judgment!” Says journalist who is about to be tied to the Epstein files in a comically timed way
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Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, I was fartin and shidden like I was a mouse
December 24, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Twas the day before Christmas and all through the house, I was fartin and shidden like I was a mouse
The economy is so bad, guys can't even get their second family good Christmas gifts
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The economy is so bad, guys can't even get their second family good Christmas gifts
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members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me
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still at 120/300, I called & tried to make another arrangement but they won’t budge
I know it seems like a small thing but I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with the isolation of no comms as well as being by myself for the first Xmas in 12 years, man
please give a girl a hand
I know it seems like a small thing but I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with the isolation of no comms as well as being by myself for the first Xmas in 12 years, man
please give a girl a hand
no movement, I’ve got a few more hours here at the library before I have to go home without any way to communicate
please deck my halls, anything you can spare helps
90/300 for wireless reactivation
$kseniadeville is the tag
ho ho ho?
please deck my halls, anything you can spare helps
90/300 for wireless reactivation
$kseniadeville is the tag
ho ho ho?
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
still at 120/300, I called & tried to make another arrangement but they won’t budge
I know it seems like a small thing but I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with the isolation of no comms as well as being by myself for the first Xmas in 12 years, man
please give a girl a hand
I know it seems like a small thing but I honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with the isolation of no comms as well as being by myself for the first Xmas in 12 years, man
please give a girl a hand
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"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.
Juice.
Juice.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.
Juice.
Juice.
What's the best strongbad email to show the children
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
What's the best strongbad email to show the children
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Oh, the American century is over??
The American century has BEEN over
The American century has BEEN over
April 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh, the American century is over??
The American century has BEEN over
The American century has BEEN over
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using my na'vi hair usb to charge my vape
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
using my na'vi hair usb to charge my vape
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They are spiraling at this point.
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They are spiraling at this point.
Plump the Bakes! 😱 🍞💥🚗
December 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Plump the Bakes! 😱 🍞💥🚗
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when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
December 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
when the drugs hit at mom and dads house
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