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Van Wendigo

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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it. Pronouns: any/all

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · Jan 27

Elect me president and I'll make getting your forklift certification free

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 56m

Lol, sir. Be serious

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 1h

I think about "nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all tired" once a week at least

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · Apr 1

Someone cooking asks you to bring them a spatula, what first comes to mind?

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h

I've done the same thing multiple times 😫

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h

Like I know that it's not real construction but the sheer square footage of these sets is crazy

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 11h

The sets that the studio system could make were insane in this era. Your set a big empty castle? Guess we got a build one

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck it, Vincent Price time

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Pope of Spooky Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 12h

You do not, under any circumstances, want the newspaper to refer to you as an “adult stepson.”

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 12h

churchleaders.com/news/2206049...

Covenant Eyes Cofounder Helps Post Bond for Adult Stepson, Who Is Charged With Felony Child Sex Abuse

In August, Thomas Wideman, an adult stepson of Covenant Eyes cofounder Ron DeHaas, was arrested during a CSAM sting operation.

churchleaders.com

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

You ever think about how boomers grew up watching Gunsmoke and thought that was history

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

Lavender Candle too. I cannot be stopped

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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · May 6

The Papal Conclave of 1268 was the first recorded attempt at brat bottoms trying to make a group decision

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

Nugs in the oven
Solid parent teacher conference
Tonight might just turn out all right

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

Just starting The haunted palace

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 12h

Fuck it, Vincent Price time

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1d

No one ever talks about the Bermuda triangle anymore

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Wifetron 3030 @nebulena.net · 12h

asking a tarot deck where i should send my troops

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14h

how the fuck did it take a whole fucking month for this to occur to me

norman rockwell’s freedom of speech but the painting of charles kirk’s face is over the other dude’s

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 21h

The Simpsons cartoon series Italian chef. His name in the show is Luigi Risotto. He's in a chef boyardee like uniform and holding a pizza box that shows him holding a pizza box that shows him holding a pizza box that shows him holding a pizza box.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

And now I need to rewatch it, so thanks! 😊

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, byproduct of covering a song into a musical theater genre. They still got to move the plot

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

One of the few times him bragging about the food at his properties wasn't an outright lie lol

Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

Goes without saying

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 15h

The most likely X-Man to sing Can I Borrow A Feeling is Cyclops.

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

But especially this one

Moulin Rouge - Show Must Go On HQ

YouTube video by MoulinRougeMusic

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 15h

Might get cancelled for this but almost every song in Moulin Rouge! Is better than the original

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 16h

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

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