Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.
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I wrote this in April 2020.
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
I’m Fine
There are no innocuous questions anymore. “How are you today?” a cashier asked me. “I’m fine,” I said out loud to myself. Before the virus this interaction was the polite way to respond without saying anything. People with depression, trauma, or stress could
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Here's some free legal advice from me, a lawyer*
Represent yourself, it's cheaper and you know your story best
Represent yourself, it's cheaper and you know your story best
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Here's some free legal advice from me, a lawyer*
Represent yourself, it's cheaper and you know your story best
Represent yourself, it's cheaper and you know your story best
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I look like this if you even care
January 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I look like this if you even care
Can't post. Incomprehenadable trots
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can't post. Incomprehenadable trots
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king by raw numbers? perhaps
by ratio? well.....
by ratio? well.....
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
king by raw numbers? perhaps
by ratio? well.....
by ratio? well.....
I sense a skeet storm 'a coming
I am a menace and must be stopped
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I sense a skeet storm 'a coming
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With the post credit scene from The Notebook they show photos of the couple and their life together. They are new to the audience and when I saw it they looked like different people given the aging.
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
With the post credit scene from The Notebook they show photos of the couple and their life together. They are new to the audience and when I saw it they looked like different people given the aging.
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
The first guy to cook with parsley was bullied as a child for eating the fish food at the dentist
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The first guy to cook with parsley was bullied as a child for eating the fish food at the dentist
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2025 was the year I became King of the reply guys
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
2025 was the year I became King of the reply guys
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December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It's rude to post pics of @badposter.lol passed out after the party
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's rude to post pics of @badposter.lol passed out after the party
Fred has officially become a wet food goblin
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Fred has officially become a wet food goblin
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Get you a monster that gives you post nut clarity like this
February 1, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Get you a monster that gives you post nut clarity like this
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I wish I were a duck living with crows
June 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
I wish I were a duck living with crows
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some of you are braver than i am. i will never allow myself to anticipate tennessee not disappointing me politically
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
some of you are braver than i am. i will never allow myself to anticipate tennessee not disappointing me politically
I have also saved dozens of lives by hoovering up some nose gold in order to protect vulnerable populations
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I have also saved dozens of lives by hoovering up some nose gold in order to protect vulnerable populations
Being buried in the ground is for suckers
It's Tibetan sky burial for me
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Being buried in the ground is for suckers
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if you’re an investigative journalist, stop trying to find out whether we’re going to war with Venezuela and start trying to find out what decrepit right-winger Olivia Nuzzi is sexting right now
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
if you’re an investigative journalist, stop trying to find out whether we’re going to war with Venezuela and start trying to find out what decrepit right-winger Olivia Nuzzi is sexting right now
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It’s giving Tuesday go on gofundme or look for people trying to fundraise on here and give them money for food, clothes, shelter, and medicine and stop giving it to huge nonprofits ijs
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It’s giving Tuesday go on gofundme or look for people trying to fundraise on here and give them money for food, clothes, shelter, and medicine and stop giving it to huge nonprofits ijs
With the post credit scene from The Notebook they show photos of the couple and their life together. They are new to the audience and when I saw it they looked like different people given the aging.
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
Defend a terrible film by picking something from it that saves it.
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
With the post credit scene from The Notebook they show photos of the couple and their life together. They are new to the audience and when I saw it they looked like different people given the aging.
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
This opens up a possible subplot where the guy has been lying to a stranger's wife the whole time
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you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
December 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
you’re 12 years old. ask jeeves just hit the market. and you can search for one thing.
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
If last week taught me anything, it's that 5 day work weeks are bullshit
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If last week taught me anything, it's that 5 day work weeks are bullshit
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They should make another Pope movie and have Larry David star
May 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
They should make another Pope movie and have Larry David star
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight