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AIO: i (29F) was gone for a week and when i got back my boyfriend (34M) was so horny he said this packaging got him going and he started barking like a dog and humping my leg and i just wanted to know if i was overreacting by putting him in the cage for the night?
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
AIO: i (29F) was gone for a week and when i got back my boyfriend (34M) was so horny he said this packaging got him going and he started barking like a dog and humping my leg and i just wanted to know if i was overreacting by putting him in the cage for the night?
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small business saturday includes sw; shop small!
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
small business saturday includes sw; shop small!
i was completely sober on my flight. i was also snapping pics of my movie screen like it was a live concert
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
i was completely sober on my flight. i was also snapping pics of my movie screen like it was a live concert
sorry but i have nothing funny to say
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
sorry but i have nothing funny to say
small business saturday includes sw; shop small!
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
small business saturday includes sw; shop small!
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Found a perfectly good pie just sitting on a window sill
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Found a perfectly good pie just sitting on a window sill
not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
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not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
"ooh wow where have you been" fuck you
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"ooh wow where have you been" fuck you
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the mate of frankenstein
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the mate of frankenstein
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i miss jessedoctor
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Things haven’t been the same since we lost JesseDoctor
That one reply guy you just know you're gonna have to mute
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o holy smokes; the smokes, upon, most holy
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o holy smokes; the smokes, upon, most holy
let's see them tubes (legs)
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let's see them tubes (legs)
FINE IM GONNA TEL L MY SECRETS
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FINE IM GONNA TEL L MY SECRETS
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