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Van Weasel
@vanweezer.bsky.social
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Terminally online. Photography posted is mine, if not I'll attribute it.

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vanweezer.bsky.social
Broth inception
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
Going to have to pay for the snow chain upgrade if you want your robot taxi burrito delivered same day
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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starshine.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
You're doing God's work
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
Sounds like you did lol
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
Not even the good video...
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
That episode is going to win them an Emmy
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
Oh, there's worm milk too...
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
This is going in the reenactment they do for this episode of wildlife crimes caught on camera
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
I'm sorry, I know this hurts but this isn't true at all. 🫂
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
Booo
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I do not give a single tin shit if some people benefit who don’t need it if people who need it get help. I don’t fucking care. Why do you care? You should not care.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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vanweezer.bsky.social
Hamburger helps those who help themselves
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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vanweezer.bsky.social
Here's some free legal advice from me, a lawyer*

Represent yourself, it's cheaper and you know your story best
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
vanweezer.bsky.social
What a beautiful story lol
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM