C.A. Pinkham
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
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Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
[email protected]
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
For some reason this one town we stop in on the way from VA to PGH has essentially no cell reception of any kind and if I had to live here I’d kill myself
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
For some reason this one town we stop in on the way from VA to PGH has essentially no cell reception of any kind and if I had to live here I’d kill myself
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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"spaff on me minge"
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"spaff on me minge"
Lord grant me the strength to not engage with a mutual saying something incredibly fucking stupid
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lord grant me the strength to not engage with a mutual saying something incredibly fucking stupid
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You’re gonna have to try harder than “I k ow you are but what am I,” at least when you look like the Brazilian JD Vance
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You’re gonna have to try harder than “I k ow you are but what am I,” at least when you look like the Brazilian JD Vance
I should probably include Canadians and Mexicans in this since this guy is separating them anyway
I would like to ask people who are not from North America to weigh in: are there one or two continents in the western hemisphere
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I should probably include Canadians and Mexicans in this since this guy is separating them anyway
Sometimes it is very enjoyable to watch everyone take turns teeing off on the village doofus
Should I stop poking him? Probably. Will I? Absolutely not, this rules
November 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Sometimes it is very enjoyable to watch everyone take turns teeing off on the village doofus
I would like to ask people who are not from North America to weigh in: are there one or two continents in the western hemisphere
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I would like to ask people who are not from North America to weigh in: are there one or two continents in the western hemisphere
I’m curious why he switched his aims of empire away from Canada and towards Venezuela, and I’m wondering if it was a) someone in the admin realized targeting white people was a public relations oopsie, b) they realized a large % of the U.S. would immediately switch sides, or c) both
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m curious why he switched his aims of empire away from Canada and towards Venezuela, and I’m wondering if it was a) someone in the admin realized targeting white people was a public relations oopsie, b) they realized a large % of the U.S. would immediately switch sides, or c) both
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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stephen miller got so mad about the zohran meeting he just started storming around the white house pressing random buttons until he activated a sleeper
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
stephen miller got so mad about the zohran meeting he just started storming around the white house pressing random buttons until he activated a sleeper
Candy was one of the one-of-one comedians who simply can’t be replicated and he’s one of the more underappreciated ones historically because he wasn’t flashy like, say, Robin Williams
You really could just put a tight camera on John Candy with nothing but him and the driver's seat of a car in frame and then watch him almost wordlessly do five of the funniest minutes in the history of movies.
a man smoking a cigarette in a car with planes trains and automobiles on the bottom right
ALT: a man smoking a cigarette in a car with planes trains and automobiles on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Candy was one of the one-of-one comedians who simply can’t be replicated and he’s one of the more underappreciated ones historically because he wasn’t flashy like, say, Robin Williams
They’re just doing a Spanish civil war reenactment
Aaaaaand that's enough aviation internet for the day.
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
They’re just doing a Spanish civil war reenactment
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Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
January 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hi, we’re the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Nothing gets us revved up for a hot slice of ‘za more than living next to all the turds and piss of the city. Cowabunga!
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The tagline for this website should be “Sometimes people can be both ideologically correct and unbelievably tiresome”
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The tagline for this website should be “Sometimes people can be both ideologically correct and unbelievably tiresome”
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...