The Ace Tomato Company
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A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
Pinned
There is no race, national origin, religion, creed, sexual orientation, or gender identity with a monopoly on patriotism.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
There is, unfortunately, a certain subset of white heterosexual men who believe they have the right to dictate who is and is not fit to serve.
That latter group can fuck off.
Somehow managed to change the language settings on the television and wound up watching five minutes of Bluey in Japanese without noticing.
Either my Japanese is getting better or I've been staring at too many spreadsheets today.
Either my Japanese is getting better or I've been staring at too many spreadsheets today.
December 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Somehow managed to change the language settings on the television and wound up watching five minutes of Bluey in Japanese without noticing.
Either my Japanese is getting better or I've been staring at too many spreadsheets today.
Either my Japanese is getting better or I've been staring at too many spreadsheets today.
Watched a Marine Major (pilot) panic in the Aviation Physiology and Water Survival pool and get thrown outta class in 2011.
Staff enlisted rescue swimmer shouted at him: "GET OUT OF MY POOL, SIR. NO, SIR. YOU'RE DONE, SIR. GET OUT OF MY POOL NOW, SIR."
That Major had severe feelings.
Staff enlisted rescue swimmer shouted at him: "GET OUT OF MY POOL, SIR. NO, SIR. YOU'RE DONE, SIR. GET OUT OF MY POOL NOW, SIR."
That Major had severe feelings.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying awwww .
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December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Watched a Marine Major (pilot) panic in the Aviation Physiology and Water Survival pool and get thrown outta class in 2011.
Staff enlisted rescue swimmer shouted at him: "GET OUT OF MY POOL, SIR. NO, SIR. YOU'RE DONE, SIR. GET OUT OF MY POOL NOW, SIR."
That Major had severe feelings.
Staff enlisted rescue swimmer shouted at him: "GET OUT OF MY POOL, SIR. NO, SIR. YOU'RE DONE, SIR. GET OUT OF MY POOL NOW, SIR."
That Major had severe feelings.
I bid two cartons of Marlboro Reds, one case of frozen bean and cheese burritos, and the content of my Japanese change jar (which is something like 4,500 Yen.)
YOUR MOVE, LOSERS.
YOUR MOVE, LOSERS.
December 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I bid two cartons of Marlboro Reds, one case of frozen bean and cheese burritos, and the content of my Japanese change jar (which is something like 4,500 Yen.)
YOUR MOVE, LOSERS.
YOUR MOVE, LOSERS.
Also known as 'Thursday' at SERE.
The prose here is leaning ultraviolet after passing purple some miles back. Ackerman doesn't need to invoke the CIA or GWOT in the lede as it takes away from an otherwise powerful narrative.
The prose here is leaning ultraviolet after passing purple some miles back. Ackerman doesn't need to invoke the CIA or GWOT in the lede as it takes away from an otherwise powerful narrative.
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
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December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Also known as 'Thursday' at SERE.
The prose here is leaning ultraviolet after passing purple some miles back. Ackerman doesn't need to invoke the CIA or GWOT in the lede as it takes away from an otherwise powerful narrative.
The prose here is leaning ultraviolet after passing purple some miles back. Ackerman doesn't need to invoke the CIA or GWOT in the lede as it takes away from an otherwise powerful narrative.
You are now required to complete and pass a USMC PFA in order to board your flight.
December 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You are now required to complete and pass a USMC PFA in order to board your flight.
Converting four digit hex to binary and knowing what 16 bit word values were in my head.
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Converting four digit hex to binary and knowing what 16 bit word values were in my head.
Well done, Lando. Well done.
a young man with curly hair is taking a selfie in front of a race car in a garage .
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December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Well done, Lando. Well done.
San Diego, 2009:
"You're gonna go into those mountains with some shit. You're gonna come back with some shit. But that shit ain't gonna be the same. You ain't gonna be the same. And you ain't never really coming home"
"You're gonna go into those mountains with some shit. You're gonna come back with some shit. But that shit ain't gonna be the same. You ain't gonna be the same. And you ain't never really coming home"
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
San Diego, 2009:
"You're gonna go into those mountains with some shit. You're gonna come back with some shit. But that shit ain't gonna be the same. You ain't gonna be the same. And you ain't never really coming home"
"You're gonna go into those mountains with some shit. You're gonna come back with some shit. But that shit ain't gonna be the same. You ain't gonna be the same. And you ain't never really coming home"
Navy leadership hearing about tired Sailors, broken equipment, constant deployments, shit training, lack of parts support, and no time for maintenance.
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December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Navy leadership hearing about tired Sailors, broken equipment, constant deployments, shit training, lack of parts support, and no time for maintenance.
My wife does not find this funny. Her loss.
December 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My wife does not find this funny. Her loss.
It is Friday, my people. Nikka Single Malt Yoichi.
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It is Friday, my people. Nikka Single Malt Yoichi.
MINESHAFT GAP! DR. STRANGELOVE IS VINDICATED!
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
MINESHAFT GAP! DR. STRANGELOVE IS VINDICATED!
Explaining very weak correlation as the number of mammals visiting the moon relating to the number of cars on the road over time.
Because I was asked if it would be possible to graph a very weak correlation, said no, and was then asked why.
I love jerb.
Because I was asked if it would be possible to graph a very weak correlation, said no, and was then asked why.
I love jerb.
a black and white cat is sitting in front of an apple laptop computer .
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December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Explaining very weak correlation as the number of mammals visiting the moon relating to the number of cars on the road over time.
Because I was asked if it would be possible to graph a very weak correlation, said no, and was then asked why.
I love jerb.
Because I was asked if it would be possible to graph a very weak correlation, said no, and was then asked why.
I love jerb.
Enron wanted to create a trading market for futures in weather. It's inevitable some other gang of morons comes up with the same idea and runs to equally stupid people to fund it.
this whole exchange is bonkers, i cannot believe these people get paid for this horseshit
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Enron wanted to create a trading market for futures in weather. It's inevitable some other gang of morons comes up with the same idea and runs to equally stupid people to fund it.
Woman in the park on her phone: "I want to do something, like, you know, like totally hard core for Lent this year, like give up black coffee."
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December 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Woman in the park on her phone: "I want to do something, like, you know, like totally hard core for Lent this year, like give up black coffee."
ド-ド-ド-ドリフトバス coming for WhiskeyLeaks.
December 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
ド-ド-ド-ドリフトバス coming for WhiskeyLeaks.
Me: <singing along with 'It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas'> IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS, ALL AROUND MY BALLS...
Wife:
Wife:
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December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Me: <singing along with 'It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas'> IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS, ALL AROUND MY BALLS...
Wife:
Wife:
In which Duolingo becomes sentient and starts fucking with my brother for the lulz.
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
In which Duolingo becomes sentient and starts fucking with my brother for the lulz.
The unitary executive now issues NOTAM.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The unitary executive now issues NOTAM.
Aaaaaand that's enough aviation internet for the day.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Aaaaaand that's enough aviation internet for the day.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Consume responsibly.
Consume responsibly.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
Consume responsibly.
Consume responsibly.
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I got stopped on the street in Koenji (Tokyo) and taken to the koban (police box) because there was an assault earlier in the day in Chiba (also Tokyo.)
This is the same thing ICE is doing now. They hear about a possible assault in San Bernardino and start jamming people up in Brentwood.
I got stopped on the street in Koenji (Tokyo) and taken to the koban (police box) because there was an assault earlier in the day in Chiba (also Tokyo.)
This is the same thing ICE is doing now. They hear about a possible assault in San Bernardino and start jamming people up in Brentwood.
White privilege is just a fancy way of saying “you don’t have to deal with racism”, it doesn’t mean you have a Rolls Royce and a staff of servants.
It does mean you don’t have to worry about ICE tackling you in the hallway because a neighbor said you “look illegal.”
It does mean you don’t have to worry about ICE tackling you in the hallway because a neighbor said you “look illegal.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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I got stopped on the street in Koenji (Tokyo) and taken to the koban (police box) because there was an assault earlier in the day in Chiba (also Tokyo.)
This is the same thing ICE is doing now. They hear about a possible assault in San Bernardino and start jamming people up in Brentwood.
I got stopped on the street in Koenji (Tokyo) and taken to the koban (police box) because there was an assault earlier in the day in Chiba (also Tokyo.)
This is the same thing ICE is doing now. They hear about a possible assault in San Bernardino and start jamming people up in Brentwood.
Listening to airframe structural mechanics argue about how Schrader valves work. There are six of them. They're all convinced they're right and the other five are wrong.
They just got done arguing about how radar works.
They just got done arguing about how radar works.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Listening to airframe structural mechanics argue about how Schrader valves work. There are six of them. They're all convinced they're right and the other five are wrong.
They just got done arguing about how radar works.
They just got done arguing about how radar works.
Dr. Strangelove Part 2: Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Mineshaft
Wait. That's just 'Silo.'
Well, shit.
Wait. That's just 'Silo.'
Well, shit.
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dr. Strangelove Part 2: Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Mineshaft
Wait. That's just 'Silo.'
Well, shit.
Wait. That's just 'Silo.'
Well, shit.
Anthropic "released" (-5 for incorrect word choice, should be "sponsored and paid for") a study saying people are 1,892,312% (or some other absurd number) more efficient when using their "product."
Yes, and I'm sure the Philip-Morris "studies" about smoking not causing cancer were equally unbiased.
Yes, and I'm sure the Philip-Morris "studies" about smoking not causing cancer were equally unbiased.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Anthropic "released" (-5 for incorrect word choice, should be "sponsored and paid for") a study saying people are 1,892,312% (or some other absurd number) more efficient when using their "product."
Yes, and I'm sure the Philip-Morris "studies" about smoking not causing cancer were equally unbiased.
Yes, and I'm sure the Philip-Morris "studies" about smoking not causing cancer were equally unbiased.