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A left-wing mob of cybernetically enhanced coyotes into all manner of ill shit.

Actually, it's just one retired (emphasis on tired) squid with a serious phobia related to random wires sticking out of the ground and a love of flying and airplanes.
The burritos expired in 2014. But what they don't know, can't hurt them. Yet.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
But if they offer me a big lip of long cut metal lid Copenhagen? We cool, bro.
December 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not impertinent at all.

Ship's Captain (in my humble opinion) acted appropriately given the nature of the environment and threat facing his crew.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
LeClerc seems to be consistently on an excellent pace during Qualifying but can't close escrow on race day. I don't think it's a car / setup problem comparable to Red Bull had with Tsunoda.

I think he's just can't drive in traffic.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
We additionally would like to demand the flight crew genuflect and / or curtsy when we board the plane.
December 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I love Hamilton. Amazing driver. Got robbed of an eighth title by Verstappen.

But I'm not prepared to be charitable and chalk the season up to teething problems. He was fading at Mercedes and just didn't seem to have his heart in it anymore.

I also think he might want to consider retiring.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That quote from Thompson is fantastic. The fact that it made it into a Paul Oakenfold song?

Sublime.
Nixon's Spirit
YouTube video by Paul Oakenfold - Topic
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
<snark>That's because women are too emotional to understand what's best for them.</snark>
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
That would've made for one hell of a launch and recovery cycle with the amount of wake turbulence coming off of a C-5.
a group of people are sitting on a plane wearing life vests that say emergency exit
ALT: a group of people are sitting on a plane wearing life vests that say emergency exit
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December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Chinese Special Forces? Han Solo Special Forces? Hotel Antique Nightstand Shipping Overland Freight?
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have the WaxTrax Black Box CDs still. Things from back then went hard.

I listened to a lot of butt rock / hair metal until someone loaned me a copy of 'What Do You Know, Deutschland?'

Never looked back.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I learned how to drift in the snow driving an '84 GL wagon. Despite being underpowered (even by contemporary standards,) they were an absolute blast to drive.
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM