Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli
@huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
She/they
Go birds🦅
Go birds🦅
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Same way I found out about Epstein
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if I can survive “rhino dragon” then I’m sure the war on christmas crew can survive “happy holidays”
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
if I can survive “rhino dragon” then I’m sure the war on christmas crew can survive “happy holidays”
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
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This is also a thing that's cool about this.
I really need to see what Dhwani's gonna draw when Adolis Garcia does something amazing.
I really need to see what Dhwani's gonna draw when Adolis Garcia does something amazing.
THE PHILLIES FINALLY SIGNED A POC PLAYER WITH SWAG
December 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is also a thing that's cool about this.
I really need to see what Dhwani's gonna draw when Adolis Garcia does something amazing.
I really need to see what Dhwani's gonna draw when Adolis Garcia does something amazing.
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AI rice
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
AI rice
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GOLD FRINGE ON THE TUREEN MEANS YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME 😂😂
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
GOLD FRINGE ON THE TUREEN MEANS YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION OVER ME 😂😂
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raise hell about KOSA folks we cannot afford to put this tool in the trump admin’s hands
The latest patch for the disastrous Online Safety Act? A "nudity blocker" installed on all UK devices.
The OSA was supposed to protect kids online, but was so vaguely defined and unenforceable that the UK keeps inventing new, ever more invasive tools, like "nudity filters" and VPN bans as cover.
The OSA was supposed to protect kids online, but was so vaguely defined and unenforceable that the UK keeps inventing new, ever more invasive tools, like "nudity filters" and VPN bans as cover.
UK Wants All iPhones to Block Explicit Images Unless You Prove Age
Apple and Google will soon be "encouraged" to build nudity-detection algorithms into their software by default, as part of the UK government's strategy to tackle violence against women and girls, repo...
www.macrumors.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
raise hell about KOSA folks we cannot afford to put this tool in the trump admin’s hands
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I fell for this clickbait, but you shouldn't
It is the dreariest, most predictable first person essay I've read in a long time.
A woman who describes her style as "punk" but says that she has "occasionally heterodox views" (wink wink) puts on MAGA drag in NYC. 1/3
It is the dreariest, most predictable first person essay I've read in a long time.
A woman who describes her style as "punk" but says that she has "occasionally heterodox views" (wink wink) puts on MAGA drag in NYC. 1/3
December 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I fell for this clickbait, but you shouldn't
It is the dreariest, most predictable first person essay I've read in a long time.
A woman who describes her style as "punk" but says that she has "occasionally heterodox views" (wink wink) puts on MAGA drag in NYC. 1/3
It is the dreariest, most predictable first person essay I've read in a long time.
A woman who describes her style as "punk" but says that she has "occasionally heterodox views" (wink wink) puts on MAGA drag in NYC. 1/3
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May the ghostly cries and lamentations of every enslaved person who worked there haunt this boutique hotel's owners, managers, and guests unto the last days of their lives.
Birdwood plantation is being rebranded as a “mansion” “rumored to have been constructed by some of Founding Father Thomas Jefferson's own builders” turned into a luxury hotel that can booked for weddings. Smh.
dailyprogress.com/news/local/b...
dailyprogress.com/news/local/b...
Birdwood estate outside Charlottesville reborn as luxury boutique hotel
Birdwood, a 195-year-old mansion just west of Charlottesville, has been transformed into a boutique luxury hotel. Reservations are already being taken.
dailyprogress.com
December 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
May the ghostly cries and lamentations of every enslaved person who worked there haunt this boutique hotel's owners, managers, and guests unto the last days of their lives.
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Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh it's cold outside? should we tell everybody? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Parson Brown?
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As a reminder: Trump is rewarded for saying the most insanely hateful things if you, like sheep, simply disseminate it for him even on platforms where is largely blocked.
10 years in and he still plays you all like a fiddle.
10 years in and he still plays you all like a fiddle.
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
As a reminder: Trump is rewarded for saying the most insanely hateful things if you, like sheep, simply disseminate it for him even on platforms where is largely blocked.
10 years in and he still plays you all like a fiddle.
10 years in and he still plays you all like a fiddle.
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As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
How Rob Reiner became anti-Prop. 8 kingpin
Rob Reiner reflects on the critical role he played in getting California's gay marriage ban overturned.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
As we mourn Rob Reiner, don’t skip this: he was, pretty much, personally responsible for overturning California’s Prop 8 banning same sex marriage.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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what if we lock these guys inside of a
museum until they develop some respect for art or the statues come alive at night and eat them. either way, just get this shit out of my face.
museum until they develop some respect for art or the statues come alive at night and eat them. either way, just get this shit out of my face.
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
what if we lock these guys inside of a
museum until they develop some respect for art or the statues come alive at night and eat them. either way, just get this shit out of my face.
museum until they develop some respect for art or the statues come alive at night and eat them. either way, just get this shit out of my face.
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“The Cowboys can still win the NFC East if Roger Goodell has the courage.”
- Mike Tirico
- Mike Tirico
December 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
“The Cowboys can still win the NFC East if Roger Goodell has the courage.”
- Mike Tirico
- Mike Tirico
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Great story
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Great story
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Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.”
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Part of the Chanukah tradition is to place the light menorah either outside or in a window where outsiders can see it. This is supposed to advertise the miracle of Chanukah. These days, it is also a way of saying, “This is a Jewish home.”
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
Every year I think about how it is also an act of bravery.
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increasingly starting to think that the endgame is to kill consumer computing so end users are driven to use centrally-operated cloud computing farms that these companies have total control over, so AI becomes inescapable
right now AI is irritating but possible to avoid, and we can't have that
right now AI is irritating but possible to avoid, and we can't have that
Samsung halting SATA SSD production says leaker, warns of 18 months of SSD price pressure
Samsung halting SATA SSD production says leaker, warns of 18 months of SSD price pressure
Samsung plans to stop making SATA SSDs in 2026, likely causing tighter supply and higher prices for SSDs over the next 18 months. ⚠️💾
www.tweaktown.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
increasingly starting to think that the endgame is to kill consumer computing so end users are driven to use centrally-operated cloud computing farms that these companies have total control over, so AI becomes inescapable
right now AI is irritating but possible to avoid, and we can't have that
right now AI is irritating but possible to avoid, and we can't have that
Holy shit, the scriptwriters really foreshadowed this for *months*
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Holy shit, the scriptwriters really foreshadowed this for *months*
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I'm not going back to a place that suppresses all my links, allows my misgendering, and stole my blue check for profit.
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm not going back to a place that suppresses all my links, allows my misgendering, and stole my blue check for profit.
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hackers said where yo curleh mustache at
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
hackers said where yo curleh mustache at
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Because baseball bluesky NEEDS to see this
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Because baseball bluesky NEEDS to see this
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The party leadership is blessed by the suburban realignment but hasn’t actually understood the ideas that drive it and that’s going to probably create a really tense 2026.
your average Democratic voter thinks ICE is a bunch of vile thugs who deserve ostracism and public trials but the higher you climb the ranks of the party the less agreement you find with that entry-level liberal/left commitment and by the time you get to DC it's gone entirely
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The party leadership is blessed by the suburban realignment but hasn’t actually understood the ideas that drive it and that’s going to probably create a really tense 2026.
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Child: Mom! I want a Lego Bionicles!
Mom: We have Lego Bionicles at home!
The Lego Bionicles at home:
Mom: We have Lego Bionicles at home!
The Lego Bionicles at home:
December 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Child: Mom! I want a Lego Bionicles!
Mom: We have Lego Bionicles at home!
The Lego Bionicles at home:
Mom: We have Lego Bionicles at home!
The Lego Bionicles at home:
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the fact that it happened at the exact moment their season was on the ropes is storytelling so on the nose i would be embarrassed to put it on the page
Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes suffered a torn ACL.
His season is over.
His season is over.
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the fact that it happened at the exact moment their season was on the ropes is storytelling so on the nose i would be embarrassed to put it on the page
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Travis Kelce could’ve retired before the season to spend the year getting paid millions to do a broadcast with his brother when he wasn’t spending time with his billionaire pop star wife and instead he’s gonna coast out a losing year catching passes from Gardner Minshew.
December 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Travis Kelce could’ve retired before the season to spend the year getting paid millions to do a broadcast with his brother when he wasn’t spending time with his billionaire pop star wife and instead he’s gonna coast out a losing year catching passes from Gardner Minshew.