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She/they
Go birds🦅
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you might think this is insane but it’s the same legal argument that firearms mfgs have successfully used for decades to avoid liability
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
you might think this is insane but it’s the same legal argument that firearms mfgs have successfully used for decades to avoid liability
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Autistic Patrick Bateman: Do you like They Might Be Giants?
November 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Autistic Patrick Bateman: Do you like They Might Be Giants?
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My God.... it's Christmas everywhere...
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My God.... it's Christmas everywhere...
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Democrats who tell us the problem is that ICE does this while masked can get wrecked. As has been said many times, Nuremberg trials for everyone involved in this administration is the moderate position on the long path back to decency.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Democrats who tell us the problem is that ICE does this while masked can get wrecked. As has been said many times, Nuremberg trials for everyone involved in this administration is the moderate position on the long path back to decency.
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Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
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Huh it turns out cranberry sauce isn’t a portmanteau of Crayons and Berries but grandma isn’t complaining, in fact there’s no noise coming from grandma at all!
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Huh it turns out cranberry sauce isn’t a portmanteau of Crayons and Berries but grandma isn’t complaining, in fact there’s no noise coming from grandma at all!
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the neighbor in south whose house has been a berserk shrine to Trump for close to ten years has removed all the signs, banners, etc (left up the more general pro-USA type stuff) — using this as an indicator
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the neighbor in south whose house has been a berserk shrine to Trump for close to ten years has removed all the signs, banners, etc (left up the more general pro-USA type stuff) — using this as an indicator
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"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker
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the sensation of being a passenger of an extremely drunk driver who refuses to pull over or even stop accelerating
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
the sensation of being a passenger of an extremely drunk driver who refuses to pull over or even stop accelerating
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"over qualified" is class war language spoken by people who want a deskilled and intellectually barren underclass.
Unemployed Americans with 4-year college degrees now make up a record 25.3% of total unemployment, per Bloomberg
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
"over qualified" is class war language spoken by people who want a deskilled and intellectually barren underclass.
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hope there isn't an opposition party whose entire midterm strategy wasn't based on him not doing this. whoops.
oh well i'm sure your message of "republicans are good and we need a strong republican party but this one guy is uniquely evil" will pay off for you someday
oh well i'm sure your message of "republicans are good and we need a strong republican party but this one guy is uniquely evil" will pay off for you someday
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says reut.rs/4reC9xz
Trump expected to propose two-year ACA subsidy extension as deadline nears, report says
The White House is preparing to unveil a health policy framework that would extend Affordable Care Act premium subsidies for two years, Politico reported on Monday, as President Donald Trump moves to shape congressional negotiations ahead of looming premium hikes.
reut.rs
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
hope there isn't an opposition party whose entire midterm strategy wasn't based on him not doing this. whoops.
oh well i'm sure your message of "republicans are good and we need a strong republican party but this one guy is uniquely evil" will pay off for you someday
oh well i'm sure your message of "republicans are good and we need a strong republican party but this one guy is uniquely evil" will pay off for you someday
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The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
DOGE no longer has ‘centralized leadership’ under White House tech team, personnel head says
The team that was altered to house DOGE — formerly the U.S. Digital Service — is also still doing its own technology work across agencies.
www.nextgov.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The "DOGE is gone" articles are clickbait but this one gets it closer to the truth: DOGE is not gone, it just claims to have "no centralized leadership" anymore -- in other words, its leadership is hiding in an attempt to avoid blame.
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WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
WIFE: I learned that the day after Thanksgiving is the busiest day of the year for plumbers...
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
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THE SEPTA HOLIDAY SWEATERS ARE IN!
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
THE SEPTA HOLIDAY SWEATERS ARE IN!
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big deal, i write private memos saying im not enron all the time
it's happening dot gif
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
big deal, i write private memos saying im not enron all the time
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"im not enron! im not enron!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"im not enron! im not enron!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
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We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
The U.S. State Department is repeating a white nationalist conspiracy theory.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
On Friday, it claimed that “mass migration poses an existential threat to Western civilization.”
That line comes straight from the Great Replacement myth: the lie that immigration is a plot to erase white populations.
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
We have gotten so used to Great Replacement becoming normalized that most people hardly noticed that a racist, antisemitic, xenophobic conspiracy theory popularized by mass shooters and 4chan trolls is now government policy.
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Will never not get a kick out of watching the guy on the next machine over "subtly" reset the weight pin to maximum right before he gets up to get to his next station.
Easy highlight of any gym night.
Easy highlight of any gym night.
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Will never not get a kick out of watching the guy on the next machine over "subtly" reset the weight pin to maximum right before he gets up to get to his next station.
Easy highlight of any gym night.
Easy highlight of any gym night.
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Every day the government says a new part of the economy is in a recession and it gets less attention than the Biden vibecession.
I was at an industry association economic forecast event last week and the economic expert they had kept saying “now, usually when we see these figures it’s when we’re already in a recession BUT I’M NOT SAYING THAT WE ARE IN A RECESSION” so anyways yeah it’s looking like we’re in a recession.
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every day the government says a new part of the economy is in a recession and it gets less attention than the Biden vibecession.
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What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?
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I have two opinions on the Hall of Fame ballot
1. Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer and voters need to stop fucking around.
2. It is objectively funny to have some real core Phillies in Abreu, Hamels, Rollins, and Utley AND cameo Phillies Gio Gonzalez, Howie Kendrick, Hunter Pence, and K-Rod
1. Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer and voters need to stop fucking around.
2. It is objectively funny to have some real core Phillies in Abreu, Hamels, Rollins, and Utley AND cameo Phillies Gio Gonzalez, Howie Kendrick, Hunter Pence, and K-Rod
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I have two opinions on the Hall of Fame ballot
1. Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer and voters need to stop fucking around.
2. It is objectively funny to have some real core Phillies in Abreu, Hamels, Rollins, and Utley AND cameo Phillies Gio Gonzalez, Howie Kendrick, Hunter Pence, and K-Rod
1. Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer and voters need to stop fucking around.
2. It is objectively funny to have some real core Phillies in Abreu, Hamels, Rollins, and Utley AND cameo Phillies Gio Gonzalez, Howie Kendrick, Hunter Pence, and K-Rod
[EXCITED SQUEALS INTENSIFY]
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
[EXCITED SQUEALS INTENSIFY]