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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
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a legit "what they took from us"
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
a legit "what they took from us"
dammit I was promised redistribution of luxury apartments
I was told everyone was leaving.
@fortune.com #NYC
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@fortune.com #NYC
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December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
dammit I was promised redistribution of luxury apartments
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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The “garbage” destroying America isn’t in Minnesota’s Somalian community. It’s in the Oval Office. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The “garbage” destroying America isn’t in Minnesota’s Somalian community. It’s in the Oval Office. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I want to go live in a cave in the woods
Kevin Hassett on Trump: "He's the best communicator I've ever seen ... he's solving it seems all the world's problems, stopping wars and everything else"
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I want to go live in a cave in the woods
my life coach, burning down my home while it tells me what to get the boss for his birthday
Hassett: "The way to think about what AI & its agents can do is they can act as if they're the best coach you've ever had. And so while you're trying to figure out, how do I make my boss happy? It's like you've got a coach right there with you every step of the way."
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
my life coach, burning down my home while it tells me what to get the boss for his birthday
enough time passes and you make the wacky jokes about the foundational trauma of your adult life. ho ho! what fun we are having.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
enough time passes and you make the wacky jokes about the foundational trauma of your adult life. ho ho! what fun we are having.
another thing the next dem president better goddamn do is add three dozen seats to the supreme court.
December 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
another thing the next dem president better goddamn do is add three dozen seats to the supreme court.
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I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
July 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh
it's not the most important issue right now but I would *really* like to see Democrats who want to be president announcing in no uncertain terms that anything this goober manages to carve his name on, it comes off. anything he builds, it gets torn down.
Trump: "There's a big event on Friday at the Trump-Kennedy Center-- op -- excuse me, at the Kennedy Center"
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
it's not the most important issue right now but I would *really* like to see Democrats who want to be president announcing in no uncertain terms that anything this goober manages to carve his name on, it comes off. anything he builds, it gets torn down.
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Who up widening they gyre
anybody else’s gyre feel wider lately
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Who up widening they gyre
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Are you familiar with the Terminator movies?
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Are you familiar with the Terminator movies?
oh thank god finally we can have cars that get 3 miles to the gallon again. And with side paneling! will the wonders of this modern era never cease?!
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
oh thank god finally we can have cars that get 3 miles to the gallon again. And with side paneling! will the wonders of this modern era never cease?!
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the Comet Ping Pong attack was nine years ago today—weeks after Trump’s 2016 win—and inspired by a conspiracy theory promoted by Jack Posobiec, who was recently invited to the White House, demands antifa be designated a terrorist group, and asked questions as “press” at the Pentagon this week
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
the Comet Ping Pong attack was nine years ago today—weeks after Trump’s 2016 win—and inspired by a conspiracy theory promoted by Jack Posobiec, who was recently invited to the White House, demands antifa be designated a terrorist group, and asked questions as “press” at the Pentagon this week
stabby cat, plotting next move
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
stabby cat, plotting next move
I probably need to visit iceland in the not-distant future
I live in new york city so even on the rare occasions these things are theoretically visible in the northeastern US, forget about it
I live in new york city so even on the rare occasions these things are theoretically visible in the northeastern US, forget about it
Friends, vikings, countrymen: lend me your eyes. May I present what just happened an hour ago in Iceland?
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
It was an early, short substorm, but it was a good one. Literal space weather!
#northernlights #aurora
December 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I probably need to visit iceland in the not-distant future
I live in new york city so even on the rare occasions these things are theoretically visible in the northeastern US, forget about it
I live in new york city so even on the rare occasions these things are theoretically visible in the northeastern US, forget about it
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Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
FBI Seeks ‘Seditious Conspiracy’ Probe of Democratic Lawmakers
The FBI is pressuring domestic terrorism agents to open a seditious conspiracy investigation into six Democratic lawmakers who advised military service members to defy unlawful orders, according to th...
news.bloomberglaw.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Scoop: FBI aims to escalate its inquiry into 6 Democrats who made video for troops by pressing domestic terrorism squad to launch a formal seditious conspiracy investigation. Washington Field Office leaders are pushing back b/c they don't see a crime. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
just realized that my posting basically veers between:
-- wry, distanced wow look at how fucked this is
-- despairing, brutal wow look at how fucked this is
with occasional cat content
-- wry, distanced wow look at how fucked this is
-- despairing, brutal wow look at how fucked this is
with occasional cat content
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
just realized that my posting basically veers between:
-- wry, distanced wow look at how fucked this is
-- despairing, brutal wow look at how fucked this is
with occasional cat content
-- wry, distanced wow look at how fucked this is
-- despairing, brutal wow look at how fucked this is
with occasional cat content
opinion-backed securities
Possibly the worst idea I have ever heard
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
opinion-backed securities
this will be a fascinating moment in history for future generations to read about at a very safe remove
(yes, "if there are blah blah blah," save it please)
(yes, "if there are blah blah blah," save it please)
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
this will be a fascinating moment in history for future generations to read about at a very safe remove
(yes, "if there are blah blah blah," save it please)
(yes, "if there are blah blah blah," save it please)
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"Opinions are like assholes -- financializable, tradable assets."
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"Opinions are like assholes -- financializable, tradable assets."
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[S] The search for Hegseth's successor is OVER...
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
www.bbc.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
[S] The search for Hegseth's successor is OVER...
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Hate-read this and gimme some clicks. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hate-read this and gimme some clicks. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden
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Genuinely terrifying. Healthcare (really, health insurance) costs skyrocketing. Then complicated by these fuckers wanting us all to be more sick, all the time. Our kids, sick. Our elders, sick. All of us, sicker and sicker, and paying more for it.
If new proposals detailed in an FDA memo are put into place, experts told me it would mean the end of annual flu shots. And end of most vaccines for pregnant people. And maybe the end of updates to pneumonia vaccines. And more.
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...
FDA official proposes ‘impossible’ standards for vaccine testing that could curtail access to immunizations
www.cidrap.umn.edu
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Genuinely terrifying. Healthcare (really, health insurance) costs skyrocketing. Then complicated by these fuckers wanting us all to be more sick, all the time. Our kids, sick. Our elders, sick. All of us, sicker and sicker, and paying more for it.