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Hannah Posts
@hannahposts.bsky.social
· Nov 16
A definitive tier ranking of how all the alphabet books in my house handle the letter X. 🧵
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gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency
The interior of Kristi Noem’s new billionaire-class luxury jet is complete with two bidets and a wet bar with a wine chiller. It will be purchased on our dime from the slush fund Congress approved in the One Big Beautiful Bill.
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
open.substack.com/pub/newsnotn...
Let Them Fly First Class: Kristi Noem’s DHS Luxury Jet Scandal
Inside Noem's flying palace. Plus: Pentagon demands obedient, deadly AI. The race to deploy untested nuclear reactors. Lawmakers move to rein in presidential pardons. And remembering Robert Duvall.
open.substack.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency
Did the youtube app just update to remove the titles of the videos or have I gone insane
February 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Did the youtube app just update to remove the titles of the videos or have I gone insane
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This is what they took from you
February 17, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This is what they took from you
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yes. yes. yes. YES. YEEEESSSS. yes
It just struck me that newspaper comic strips were sort of proto-posting: you come up with a joke every single day and eventually you either mellow out or become completely insane
February 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
yes. yes. yes. YES. YEEEESSSS. yes
The baby down the street is crawling circles around Thea. He's only 2 months older, but he's already sitting up, cruising, scooting around, and even saying "ah dah" to mean "all done." Thea's still only rolled over a handful of times. Embarrassing is what it is
February 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The baby down the street is crawling circles around Thea. He's only 2 months older, but he's already sitting up, cruising, scooting around, and even saying "ah dah" to mean "all done." Thea's still only rolled over a handful of times. Embarrassing is what it is
I do not want to hear about how we "have to vote for the nominee" until there actually is a nominee. Which will be in about 2.5 years.
February 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I do not want to hear about how we "have to vote for the nominee" until there actually is a nominee. Which will be in about 2.5 years.
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pretty stunning chart
February 15, 2026 at 7:58 PM
pretty stunning chart
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In a nutshell, the Dem lodestar should be: "ICE is bad, and immigration is good"
My theory of the moment: The extraordinary courage of ordinary people in places like Minneapolis is reawakening us to our social and economic ties to immigrants. It's making "love thy neighbor" cool again. That's the ultimate antidote to MAGA hate.
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2059...
Thoughts on this:
newrepublic.com/article/2059...
February 16, 2026 at 2:46 PM
In a nutshell, the Dem lodestar should be: "ICE is bad, and immigration is good"
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Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what I thought about when I saw Musk's stupid racist tweet: Minnesotans have spent the last month and a half saying we will die to defend our multicultural community.
It's also part of a very direct negation of the latest stupid tweet by Musk: people have given so much, two of them their lives, to defend a multicultural city and the rights of people not exactly like them. And that multiculturalism is American culture.
February 16, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Yeah, this is pretty much exactly what I thought about when I saw Musk's stupid racist tweet: Minnesotans have spent the last month and a half saying we will die to defend our multicultural community.
I just watched a fun little video full of references I understood. The video was from aarp. Time to die.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I just watched a fun little video full of references I understood. The video was from aarp. Time to die.
I've been casually studying French for like a month, and im not yet fluent?
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I've been casually studying French for like a month, and im not yet fluent?
If there's one thing streaming services hate, it's providing a list of musicals they have
February 16, 2026 at 2:57 AM
If there's one thing streaming services hate, it's providing a list of musicals they have
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They should have let him be clear.
BREAKING: @barackobama.bsky.social clarifies his position on aliens after his answer during the speed round of our interview went viral.
February 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They should have let him be clear.
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You know it’s bad when even Canadians are posting about Pam Bondi. Like how do you even know who she is. I don’t even know who their PM is right now.
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
You know it’s bad when even Canadians are posting about Pam Bondi. Like how do you even know who she is. I don’t even know who their PM is right now.
I put up a bunch of @sketchyhippos.bsky.social's paintings that were just sitting in boxes in the basement. Here are only some of them that went up today
February 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I put up a bunch of @sketchyhippos.bsky.social's paintings that were just sitting in boxes in the basement. Here are only some of them that went up today
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I remember this Onion headline striking me in 1998: wow, that really IS depressing; people do that? I've thought of it frequently in the intervening decades, especially these past few years as everything in the world becomes "On-Line Gambling"
February 15, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I remember this Onion headline striking me in 1998: wow, that really IS depressing; people do that? I've thought of it frequently in the intervening decades, especially these past few years as everything in the world becomes "On-Line Gambling"
Probably more shelves would fix everything
February 15, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Probably more shelves would fix everything
Is constantly feeling like you're at war with your own will an ADHD thing or just part of the Human Condition?
February 15, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Is constantly feeling like you're at war with your own will an ADHD thing or just part of the Human Condition?
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sorry but when it comes to the high price of berries i think we all know who the real culprits are: toddlers
As consumption of strawberries and blueberries has skyrocketed among American families, so too have berry prices. But don't blame the farmers!
New from David Silverberg:
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New from David Silverberg:
ambrook.com/offrange/cro...
Berry High Prices
As consumption of raspberries, strawberries, and blueberries spikes among American families, so do their prices. But don’t blame the farmers!
ambrook.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
sorry but when it comes to the high price of berries i think we all know who the real culprits are: toddlers
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In 2015, the Dilley concentration camp that Liam was in, contained 1,000 children.
They are the people she, and then Biden and Kamala, *continue* to repeatedly brag about as them being tougher on the border then Trump
Just without the bad headlines harshing the vibes and getting shit on their toy
They are the people she, and then Biden and Kamala, *continue* to repeatedly brag about as them being tougher on the border then Trump
Just without the bad headlines harshing the vibes and getting shit on their toy
Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."
February 15, 2026 at 8:14 PM
In 2015, the Dilley concentration camp that Liam was in, contained 1,000 children.
They are the people she, and then Biden and Kamala, *continue* to repeatedly brag about as them being tougher on the border then Trump
Just without the bad headlines harshing the vibes and getting shit on their toy
They are the people she, and then Biden and Kamala, *continue* to repeatedly brag about as them being tougher on the border then Trump
Just without the bad headlines harshing the vibes and getting shit on their toy
I love the happy ending at the end of The Sound of Music where they're escaping Austria by climbing the Alps with 7 children and no supplies
February 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I love the happy ending at the end of The Sound of Music where they're escaping Austria by climbing the Alps with 7 children and no supplies
Sorry, she's married to Jordan?
I think it's great that Jordan Peterson's daughter and her husband are enjoying Twink Town on Valentine's Day
February 15, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Sorry, she's married to Jordan?
I love to lounge around relaxing without feeling relaxed at all bc I spend the whole time feeling guilty for not being productive
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I love to lounge around relaxing without feeling relaxed at all bc I spend the whole time feeling guilty for not being productive
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Apparently there’s grocery inflation discourse again, but as I’ve been buying groceries for other families during this crisis, often under duress, it’s brought me out of my own optimized grocery spending habits, which rely heavily on Costco. And damn, there is a huge price to pay for being poor.
February 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Apparently there’s grocery inflation discourse again, but as I’ve been buying groceries for other families during this crisis, often under duress, it’s brought me out of my own optimized grocery spending habits, which rely heavily on Costco. And damn, there is a huge price to pay for being poor.