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Peter
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Hannahpost's husband. Father. Extremely amateur artist. MTG limited player. Fan of Paradox/FromSoft games.
Took my kids to this House of Leaves ass Burger King one time.

The (at the time) 4 year old went up for 5 minutes then I heard his distant voice through the tubes call out "dad, how do I get out?"
December 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It is so easy to one-up a baby
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don't mind popcorn ceilings and I honestly don't get the hate for them
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The 6 year old, listening to Rage Against the Machine: "but you shouldn't sleep in the fire, you'll get burned"

Me: "you're right! that's what the song is about! That you should do something about the fire and not just sleep in it"

6 year old, extremely excited that he figured it out: "ooohhhh!!!"
December 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A child should not be driving!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When I was a kid I heard there was a Christmas movie called the Nutcracker, so I asked my mom if I could rent it.

I've never been so disappointed in my life.
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Put a little mouse in there
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He said he had his snow pants on and insisted he was ready to go play
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trying to learn fabric folds and whatnot
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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LOL
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Started playing Expedition 33. Loving the story and the over the top melodrama so far. But man I just can't get into turn based RPGs...
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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I’m alive
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Some weird fucked up trees in this one
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The cub scouts are playing a version of tag where being It is a lot more fun. It's resulting in kids just standing still waiting to be tagged.

Right now it's devolved into just two kids tagging each other back and forth.
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chili on a cold November night is the fucking best
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just found out by talking to my conservative dad that Fox News must be blaming the rise of preventable diseases on immigrants.

Just like... JFC
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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"...still sharp."
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I Have No Mouth and I Must Munch
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Are you allowed to have Breakfast for Dinner for lunch? Asking for a friend.
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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🫡
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM