Asher Hellbein
@asherelbein.bsky.social
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Freelance writing about the wild, old and dead. (Plus comics.) Bylines in The New York Times, SciAm, Undark, Texas Monthly, and lots of other places. Repped by @desir.ee at Looking Glass Literary.
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asherelbein.bsky.social
Sale ends this evening! Get 'em while they're hot!
asherelbein.bsky.social
Fuck Prime Day. PDFs of GHOST DAYS and IN THE SNOW, THE JUNGLE are on sale for just 3$ today, which means you can grab this fully illustrated short story collection AND its followup novella for just $6.

Get your Appalachian historical folklore/horror fix here!

www.asherelbein.com/store
asherelbein.bsky.social
I think (beyond the incorrect idea that The Radical Left is a monolith) there's something to this, though I'd add that normie liberalism *also* forgot that it was an ideology that could change things, and settled into complacent senescence. Now it's waking up. And there are a lot of them!
daphnelawless.com
I submit that the radical Left are paralysed in the face of this mass movement because it contradicts their theory of change - that "Normie libs" are NPC and that change only happens by recruiting to radical ideologies
internethippo.bsky.social
A bunch of grandmas standing and hooting for Nuremberg 2? Something for the opposition party to think about
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johnhawks.net
Paleoanthropology can be confusing with names. Why would scientists use “Denisovan” instead of coming up with a species name? Or “modern human” instead of Homo sapiens? And why didn’t some names ever catch on, like the Heidelbergers or the chumanzees?

www.johnhawks.net/p/informal-h...
Informal hominins, from Denisovan to superarchaic
In a new research article, I review the ways that paleoanthropologists name ancient groups outside the Linnaean system.
www.johnhawks.net
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asherelbein.bsky.social
Driving along an somewhat dicy road in West Texas: occasionally hair-raising, but has its benefits
A quite large Texas horned lizard huddles against a dirt embankment from where the approaching car flushed her out of the road A large male Texas brown tarantula goes a’wanderin’ over the pebbles after love
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transportenvironment.org
NEW: Biofuels globally emit more than the fossil fuels they replace, our latest study shows.

The first-of-a-kind study looks at global biofuels production today and the potential impacts of government biofuel targets.
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navmecheng.bsky.social
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
asherelbein.bsky.social
Because they make stupid amounts of money!
asherelbein.bsky.social
Can’t have helped! But I‘m not convinced there’s an actor who could have. People just are not buying
asherelbein.bsky.social
Is TRON the greatest disconnect between studio-assumed and actual nostalgia?
asherelbein.bsky.social
“Why didn‘t a TRON film make money” is one of those questions you’d think would answer itself
asherelbein.bsky.social
Driving along an somewhat dicy road in West Texas: occasionally hair-raising, but has its benefits
A quite large Texas horned lizard huddles against a dirt embankment from where the approaching car flushed her out of the road A large male Texas brown tarantula goes a’wanderin’ over the pebbles after love
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rev-avocado.bsky.social
I think we should expand the court to like 21 members, you get a five-judge panel with the possibility of an en-banc reconsideration on the papers and transcript, and we fill the 12 new seats entirely with a variety of constitutional loyalist district judges.
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asherelbein.bsky.social
Actually, I'm going to throw my hat out: would anybody like to have me on their podcast/newsletter to talk about Appalachian pulp, folklore, witchlore, and the benefits of weirding historical fiction? I think these stories are good, and I want to talk about them!
asherelbein.bsky.social
Fuck Prime Day. PDFs of GHOST DAYS and IN THE SNOW, THE JUNGLE are on sale for just 3$ today, which means you can grab this fully illustrated short story collection AND its followup novella for just $6.

Get your Appalachian historical folklore/horror fix here!

www.asherelbein.com/store
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desiderratum.bsky.social
Netanyahu wouldn't have accepted this deal from Biden, but some commentators don't seem to realize that this makes Biden's deference to him all the more damning. He was obviously in the tank for Trump! So why didn't Biden play hardball?
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ketanjoshi.co
We have truly not yet figured out how to cope with a person or institution that is "aware" of climate change, "accepts the science", but then decides to continue actively worsening it anyway

We don't even have a word or a phrase for this!

theconversation.com/mark-carneys...
Mark Carney’s climate inaction is at odds with his awareness of climate change’s existential threat
Climate action no longer seems to be a priority for Prime Minister Mark Carney, despite his previous activism. This is bad news for Canadians and the climate.
theconversation.com
asherelbein.bsky.social
The stories are somewhat in conversation with the sort of Mythic Timeless Appalachia of writers like the great Manly Wade Wellman, but are also an attempt to do that kind of fantasy in way that's more tied to the actual place and history
asherelbein.bsky.social
Pulp as in "pulp fiction," particularly the blend of weird fantasy storytelling common in the 1940s and 1950s sci-fi magazines. These are stories that blend folklore, history, and genre blending, set in and around the southern Appalachians in 1900
asherelbein.bsky.social
Worth noting that if it *were* transparent virtue signalling, you'd expect her to drop her advocacy at the first moment it became inconvenient, when she has in fact been quite consistent in the face of persistant and vocal criticism
asherelbein.bsky.social
I think the conclusion you're drawing here has much, much more to do with you than her, dude
asherelbein.bsky.social
No joke, this is a great book pitch
zachrabiroff.com
From Pussy Hats to Protest Frogs: The Fall and Rise of America in Furries
adamchicago.bsky.social
The frogs have landed in Chicago!
asherelbein.bsky.social
Look, should he have been mayor (or entrusted with any sort of power of any kind) at any point? No. Am I happy that my New York friends no longer will have to suffer him? Yes.

...but I'm kinda gonna miss him
joshuajfriedman.com
"You're a dark, sick person, man, you know that? ... Some of you [reporters] are so sick and dark—and you're the leader of that. ... Your personal sick vendetta and the sickness of how you think, of oversexualizing a Black man ... that's typical of the sickness and the darkness of your sick mind."
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restingdinoface.bsky.social
If you've been curious about When the Earth Was Green, you can read a sample over at Smithsonian. It's about an unlucky bug caught in goop and how oozing trees helped make the fossil record.
How a Fragile Insect Living 100 Million Years Ago Becomes a Fossil
A bug, a dinosaur and a tree intersect, creating the perfect conditions for resin to capture a moment in time
www.smithsonianmag.com