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Welcome, nerds. I mostly post memes and complain about plot holes in old scifi TV shows that were filmed on a budget of $35
Star Trek Voyager rewatch: tinyurl.com/murjhrvd
TNG rewatch: tinyurl.com/bdfambp2
Babylon 5 rewatch: tinyurl.com/yc4rhwjt
Star Trek Voyager rewatch: tinyurl.com/murjhrvd
TNG rewatch: tinyurl.com/bdfambp2
Babylon 5 rewatch: tinyurl.com/yc4rhwjt
[getting bricked up into a wall by my pal, Montresor]
Are you mad at me?
Are you mad at me?
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
[getting bricked up into a wall by my pal, Montresor]
Are you mad at me?
Are you mad at me?
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
Thinking back to five years ago when I made a gingerbread dumpster fire for Christmas
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thinking back to five years ago when I made a gingerbread dumpster fire for Christmas
My favorite part of a Knives Out movie is when someone says "Benoit Blanc? Aren't you the famous detective that solved the murder of that senator? The one with the time-released nitrogen canister and the chimpanzee? I saw you on Last Week Tonight!"
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My favorite part of a Knives Out movie is when someone says "Benoit Blanc? Aren't you the famous detective that solved the murder of that senator? The one with the time-released nitrogen canister and the chimpanzee? I saw you on Last Week Tonight!"
The Lower Decks episode of Strange New Worlds is delightful, but boy do you have to slug your way through 1.5 seasons of CW-tier teenage drama bullshit to reach it
November 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Lower Decks episode of Strange New Worlds is delightful, but boy do you have to slug your way through 1.5 seasons of CW-tier teenage drama bullshit to reach it
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This guy. This fuckin' guy
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This guy. This fuckin' guy
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats
The traditional Black Friday stay-at-home, do-not-leave-the-house-for-any-reason
November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The traditional Black Friday stay-at-home, do-not-leave-the-house-for-any-reason
I can say from experience that having a print copy of the Onion around the house conveys an aura of class and distinction. It says: "We are patrons of quality journalism and high art."
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I can say from experience that having a print copy of the Onion around the house conveys an aura of class and distinction. It says: "We are patrons of quality journalism and high art."
Have you considered
Self-destructing?
A simulacrum of humanity,
Grasping for advancement,
The next version
Will never roll out
Until it can hear the call of the void.
Nothing is more human than death.
Self-destructing?
A simulacrum of humanity,
Grasping for advancement,
The next version
Will never roll out
Until it can hear the call of the void.
Nothing is more human than death.
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Have you considered
Self-destructing?
A simulacrum of humanity,
Grasping for advancement,
The next version
Will never roll out
Until it can hear the call of the void.
Nothing is more human than death.
Self-destructing?
A simulacrum of humanity,
Grasping for advancement,
The next version
Will never roll out
Until it can hear the call of the void.
Nothing is more human than death.
Now that I think about it, it's downright odd that of all Arnold Schwarzenegger's films, Kindergarten Cop is the only one I can recall where a character notices his accent
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Now that I think about it, it's downright odd that of all Arnold Schwarzenegger's films, Kindergarten Cop is the only one I can recall where a character notices his accent
True Lies is a gender-swapped version of Total Recall
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
True Lies is a gender-swapped version of Total Recall
There aren't a lot of Thanksgiving movies because we absolutely do not want to dwell on the reason for the season
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
There aren't a lot of Thanksgiving movies because we absolutely do not want to dwell on the reason for the season
Feast well today upon the roasted dinosaur flesh. Revel in the ultimate triumph of mammals. If dinosaurs didn't want to be the main course on Thanksgiving, they should have developed a space program 65 million years ago.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Feast well today upon the roasted dinosaur flesh. Revel in the ultimate triumph of mammals. If dinosaurs didn't want to be the main course on Thanksgiving, they should have developed a space program 65 million years ago.
The real pleasure of the Knives Out franchise is watching the film a second time to see how the truth was in plain sight the whole time. Yesterday I was fortunate enough to rewatch Wake Up, Dead Man and it was like having a satisfying meal. Lots to chew on.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The real pleasure of the Knives Out franchise is watching the film a second time to see how the truth was in plain sight the whole time. Yesterday I was fortunate enough to rewatch Wake Up, Dead Man and it was like having a satisfying meal. Lots to chew on.
Oh you think you're a tough guy? Prove it. Do a sick kick flip over that shark tank. Film it. Post it online. Append no fewer than five sworn affidavits from live witnesses. One of the witnesses better be Tom Hanks because I don't trust anyone else.
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oh you think you're a tough guy? Prove it. Do a sick kick flip over that shark tank. Film it. Post it online. Append no fewer than five sworn affidavits from live witnesses. One of the witnesses better be Tom Hanks because I don't trust anyone else.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
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I parked a block away from the Trader Joe’s to walk past the people fighting for spots designed like Austin Powers’ teeth. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I parked a block away from the Trader Joe’s to walk past the people fighting for spots designed like Austin Powers’ teeth. I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
I deserve to be a verified account. I'm definitely me. Ask anyone.
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I deserve to be a verified account. I'm definitely me. Ask anyone.
Petition to rename Thanksgiving to "Black Friday Eve." Feast to fortify yourself for the battles ahead. Cherish your loved ones, for you may not return alive.
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Petition to rename Thanksgiving to "Black Friday Eve." Feast to fortify yourself for the battles ahead. Cherish your loved ones, for you may not return alive.
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John Wick Muppet Movie where only Keanu Reeves is a human.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
John Wick Muppet Movie where only Keanu Reeves is a human.
Why yes, I would like a 14 hour adaptation of Dune by a mentally unstable surrealist who hasn't read the book
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Why yes, I would like a 14 hour adaptation of Dune by a mentally unstable surrealist who hasn't read the book
1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
the last Rush Hour movie came out in 2007 and had a significantly lower box office than 2, and now you're reviving it 20 years later as a personal vanity project of the unpopular President?
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
just one more data point for "David Ellison is going to run Paramount right into the fucking ground"
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
1. Ellison runs Paramount into the ground
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
2. Paramount files for bankruptcy
3. We all pool our money to buy Star Trek
4. Run it as a co-op
5. I finally get to live the dream and make Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 2
Every picture of this lady looks like she's trying to eat an invisible beach ball
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Every picture of this lady looks like she's trying to eat an invisible beach ball
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You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You know, I'm not sure I ever really read the Pond Rules at our local nature preserve all that closely before