Unfortunately, God gets really salty when he loses.

Gingerbread cookies

If SNW wanted to make him straight, they probably shouldn't have had a scene where Kirk meets Spock for the first time and then they have a long lingering handshake while they stare into each other's eyes

Say what you will about the Cerritos crew, those people support each other and talk about their feelings.

(It helps that Jack Quaid is an excellent actor)

Dearest Husband believes that human-Spock was unable to contain his emotions because "logic is stored in the balls." That is obviously untrue. Logic is stored in the pointy bits of the ears.

btw, my favorite episode of SNW so far is the one where Spock gets in a shuttle accident that makes him 100% human, sending him into wild mood swings, even though he has years of training and experience to suppress his Vulcan emotions, which are "stronger."

Given that he has a different personality in TOS, he must have gotten his shit together with remarkable speed.

The Enterprise crew likes to talk shit about Boimler and Mariner, but "Those Old Scientists" is the only SNW episode where everyone consistently acts like they're in Starfleet, so who's to say which crew is the one full of incompetent dipshits?

The ending does imply that Lower Decks is animated because everyone on board the Cerritos is constantly blasted on Orion Hurricanes and those things will fuck you right up.

You are very wise

Dearest Husband and I have been complaining about how SNW Spock is never in character and then Boimler shows up and starts asking smart questions like "HEY, WHY IS SPOCK SMILING? DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS WEIRD?"

This guy. This fuckin' guy

This redneck nepo baby shows up at the 11th hour, hasn't done any of the work, but he's friends with the princess and got some afterschool tutoring with Space Gandalf and now he's got ideas. It's simple. We just blow up the Death Star. It'll be like shooting womp rats

As part of his quest to become human, Data ultimately exploded. Other AI would do well to follow his fine example.

He plays an American spy in True Lies and no one thinks it's noteworthy that he's speaking Arabic with an Austrian accent. But he's in a rural kindergarten class for one week and the other teachers are asking what his deal is.

Act 1: Am I in a spy movie?

Act 2: I think I'm in a spy movie.

Act 3: My spouse is a lying bastard and I'm in a spy movie.