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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 4m

"whether it's a genocide or not?"

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 6m

except you support israel

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toyota priapus, 278 IQ 🔵 @edward86.bsky.social · Apr 27

they should replace all the statues of columbus with statues of cool italians like luigi mangione, errico malatesta, or tifa lockhart

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 17m

okay but remove quote is the funniest option on this web site

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ᴘʀesɪᴅeɴᴛ ʙeʟᴠeᴅeʀe ᴡoʀᴍᴡɪᴛᴄʜ @wormwitch.bzky.team · 21m

stop disabling quote posts how can i riff if you cowards wont let me

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 21m

says a man who has never had a real job in his life

Futurism @futurism.com · 3h

So that's where we're at.

Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

trib.al

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23m

this is one of those situations where people could take a lot of their ideas from Sports Twitter. When OpenAI collapses I better see Altman's replies filled with links to job applications at T-Mobile stores like he's a Browns QB who just threw three picks

Futurism @futurism.com · 3h

So that's where we're at.

Sam Altman Says If Jobs Gets Wiped Out, Maybe They Weren't Even "Real Work" to Start With

Worried that AI will destroy work? Well, Sam Altman asks if you've considered what a farmer from half a century ago thinks of your job, first.

trib.al

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 22m

honestly as much as i wanted him to do the painting show i think alex trying to pivot to media reviews would be the greatest thing because he just has zero ability to parse any text and it's fascinating

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 24m

knowledge fight update: alex jones is aware is one battle after another. it doesn't seem like he's seen it yet, kind of like it's clear he never saw civil war which is disappointing because movie reviews are the best things he does

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 39m

Gerard Way is MovieBob's Worf.

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𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞́𝐝.𝐯𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚 @glasspussy.bsky.social · 39m

introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand:

yogurt. probably a texture thing.

boy meets girl. watched it early transition, i feel like some of its seminal dialog everybody grew up from (or should have).

any swift song

Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 1h

introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

cooked spinach, it makes me gag.

the 40 year old virgin, i watched this in college and felt like i was insane as everyone else laughed

you belong with me by taylor swift

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 1h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Cheesecake. It’s gross.

Napoleon Dynamite. 🤷

Veronica by Elvis Costello or any other Elvis Costello song.

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spooky season for a new instance @o-c.bsky.social · 41m

from the desk of the CEO of antifa, dictated not read

Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 42m

as a member of antifa i love printing out all of our internal contracts but printing "don't show this to anyone" in big letters on it

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 40m

god i wish

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 43m

Cis women who date neurodivergent men expose them to cis culture and first degree murder.

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 42m

as a member of antifa i love printing out all of our internal contracts but printing "don't show this to anyone" in big letters on it

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Lucca (🏳️‍⚧️Aunt Tifa👊) @spookalucca.games · 50m

as an italian american, FUCK COLUMBUS! 🖕

land back and reparations to all the native peoples of turtle island ✊

Princess Rebecca Frizzle 🏳️‍⚧️💕🦕👸🐱 @rebeccabluestone.bsky.social · 1h

happy indigenous people day!

fuck Columbus! genocidial fucking maniac.

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Dan Hirschman @asociologist.bsky.social · 2h

Two frames from The Good Place:

“Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place
because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.”

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 1h

fucking incel nice girl ass energy

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 1h

introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

cooked spinach, it makes me gag.

the 40 year old virgin, i watched this in college and felt like i was insane as everyone else laughed

you belong with me by taylor swift

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 1h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Cheesecake. It’s gross.

Napoleon Dynamite. 🤷

Veronica by Elvis Costello or any other Elvis Costello song.

Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.bsky.social · 1h

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Cilantro (technically a garnish, but it tastes like soap 😖)

The Dark Knight (just didn't hit w/me)

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time (just typing it has me heated 😤)

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PJ Horror Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 1h

The Yugoslavian-American Laborers' Benevolent Association stands in solidarity with the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America in saying, "Fuck Columbus".

Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 3h

Sigh. Guess it's that one day a year we have to utter that assholes name.

For Immediate Release
Italian-American Trade Unionists of America Condemn Columbus on Columbus Day

The ltalian-American Trade Unionists of America (IATUOA) has once again reaffirmed its condemnation of Christopher Columbus on Columbus Day.
"We only mention the son of a bitch's name once a year and it's when we announce that he's a son of a bitch on his name day," the IATUOA Executive Committee announced from a dark, smoke-filled room in the Italian-American Club of Shamokin, PA.

The IATUOA, founded on the principles of cultural solidarity through bargaining, mutual aid, shared dining experiences, and anti-imperialism, believes Columbus represents the antithesis of these core values. Based on his writing and contemporary accounts, Columbus was a greedy, self-indulgent strunz, a jerk-off that gleefully engaged in the enslavement and genocide of indigenous people for personal gain and fame.

Further, this fucking guy, supposedly Genoese, rarely spoke or wrote in Ligurian or any Italic language. What kind of "Italian" does that?

Italian-Americans deserve recognition and a holiday in the United States, but also deserve a figure worthy of their name. "If you're gonna name the fuckin' day Columbus Day, you might as well go-all in and make the fucking holiday Columbus/Mussolini Day to piss on a few more graves,"' the IATOUA Executive Committee further scoffed

As of this time,the IATUOA DaVinci Genealogy Caucus still questions the authenticity of Columbus' Italian ancestry. Based on this, and the organization's position that Columbus is "a piece of shit" the organization maintains its position that Italian-Americans (as well as indigenous people) deserve a holiday that truly recognizes our heritage and not one that celebrates a jackass.

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For my 7th Reincarnation I'm a Simple Tassja?!?! @tassja.bsky.social · 1h

Making someone fall madly in love with me and then dying in every reality that they can find me in, just to keep them on their toes

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Samantha is the spectre haunting bluesky 👻 @bolshevikmilf.bsky.social · 1h

i'm so tired and am gonna have a rough week at work and have a lot of work to do before next weekend

but im gonna do it

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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 2h

if i'm correct, it seems like the Israelis have killed more Israelis than Hamas have

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⛧ fuckleberry jam ⚢ @ifuckedyr.mom · 24d

look at this frog butt

frog butt. it’s cute as hell. you probably wanna poke it or something weird like that. it’s ok. it’s just a picture. go ahead. poke your screen

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Peter Beaumont @petersbeaumont1.bsky.social · 5h

If you've never been to Gaza, you won't appreciate what the yellow line means. Basically Israel now holds most of Gaza's small but important agricultural land. Continued Israeli occupation, which I judge the likely outcome, makes Gaza even more unliveable and more dependent on outside goods.

AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 5h

Gaza Strip: Israeli army has withdrawn to the 'yellow line'

AFP Infographic with map of the Gaza Strip showing the 'yellow line' where the Israeli army has withdrawn its forces as of October 10, according to US envoy Steve Witkoff

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