Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream
work stuff:
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.printrunpodcast.com
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work stuff:
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www.printrunpodcast.com
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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Headwater Literary Management | Literary Agency
Headwater Literary Management is a boutique literary agency built to meet modern writers where they actually are.
www.headwaterliterary.com
Today I am officially open again for new book pitches. You will find details on how to do that on our site. I am going to do a quick thread here on some things I'd love to see in my query inbox this year.
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.headwaterliterary.com
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children in bed. dishes done. dinner went off just fine. ran around all day but I'm now stationary watching football. Happy thanksgiving everyone
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
children in bed. dishes done. dinner went off just fine. ran around all day but I'm now stationary watching football. Happy thanksgiving everyone
Joe Burrow gave that pregame interview like he knew everyone's drunk dad was watching
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Joe Burrow gave that pregame interview like he knew everyone's drunk dad was watching
my dad looked at Jack White and said "who is that, Meatloaf's worst kid" so now I'm standing outside like the uncle in that hexprax zero dark thirty tweet
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
my dad looked at Jack White and said "who is that, Meatloaf's worst kid" so now I'm standing outside like the uncle in that hexprax zero dark thirty tweet
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
on top of everything else, nuzzi has the sensibilities of your most embarrassing friend. a guy alternates between saying he wants her to have his children and ghosting her, and she's wringing her hands trying to figure out if they're really in love
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i mean it should be genuinely reputation-ruining to work with or publish either of them from this point forward. though of course the opposite will happen
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i mean it should be genuinely reputation-ruining to work with or publish either of them from this point forward. though of course the opposite will happen
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
i think that, instead, we should just jail both of them without trial
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i think that, instead, we should just jail both of them without trial
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
They should invent a library that serves beers.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In college, i had a friend who would now and then go buy a case of PBR, stick them all in a backback, and then just wander the library at night handing them out. He would simply say "study beer" and hand you one, even if you were a complete stranger. So don't tell me angels aren't real
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![vineyille @vineyille
[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus
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the study they did on your bf just came back
Researchers reveal that four ages - nine, 32, 66 and 83 - are when the brain's most pivotal development occurs.
Does adolescence last until 32? Scientists unlock brain’s five eras
Researchers reveal that four ages - nine, 32, 66 and 83 - are when the brain's most pivotal development occurs.
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
the study they did on your bf just came back
I don't like when these guys whose whole job is just posting NFL transactions we would find out about five seconds later anyway from like ten different sources pretend to have human personalities
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I don't like when these guys whose whole job is just posting NFL transactions we would find out about five seconds later anyway from like ten different sources pretend to have human personalities
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so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
Riley Gaines climbed the MAGA ladder by vilifying trans women in sports. Now, teammates are speaking out about the real problems on her team: abusive coaching, sexual harassment, eating disorders. ow.ly/o3wq50XuCzp
How right-wing superstar Riley Gaines built an anti-trans empire
The swimmer tied a trans woman for fifth. The MAGA industrial complex took care of the rest.
ow.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
so if i understand this correctly, gaines has made her career by publicly calling trans athletes predators and threats to women while completely failing to ever mention even once that her mentor/college swimming coach was sexually assaulting and harassing women on the team while she was there?
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if you think about it a prison is just a hospital for social order
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
if you think about it a prison is just a hospital for social order
broad question: do people know about Idaho
Trump’s approval collapses nationwide, turning several deep-red states negative — Economist tracker
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
broad question: do people know about Idaho
feels like this is a make-or-break thanksgiving for Bluesky. I better see some dogshit food pictures getting absolutely crushed on here this Thursday. I better see fights about macaroni. I need to see some Mishaps
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
feels like this is a make-or-break thanksgiving for Bluesky. I better see some dogshit food pictures getting absolutely crushed on here this Thursday. I better see fights about macaroni. I need to see some Mishaps
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Pulling up to the function in my Xcrox and I’ve got the haters choking
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pulling up to the function in my Xcrox and I’ve got the haters choking
not gonna get anywhere with me with counting stats over that long a period. "playing forever" doesn't make you a HoFer to me
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
not gonna get anywhere with me with counting stats over that long a period. "playing forever" doesn't make you a HoFer to me
Hall of Fame semifinalists out today. No one wants to hear this and they're gonna get in, but: Eli Manning and Jason Witten don't belong anywhere near HoF
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
26 Modern-Era Players named as Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2026 | Pro Football Hall of Fame
A total of 26 candidates in the Modern-Era Players category have reached the Semifinalist stage for possible election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2026 presented by Visual Edge IT.
www.profootballhof.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hall of Fame semifinalists out today. No one wants to hear this and they're gonna get in, but: Eli Manning and Jason Witten don't belong anywhere near HoF
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
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The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
I should still be allowed to do Brock Purdy discourse even though he's been paid
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I should still be allowed to do Brock Purdy discourse even though he's been paid
BROsmers it is time to become even more toxic online. let's go
As a BROsmer, I am so angry about this development.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
BROsmers it is time to become even more toxic online. let's go