Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
this is just a momentary ripple in the stream
work stuff:
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Erik Hane
@erikhane.bsky.social
· Mar 3
Headwater Literary Management | Literary Agency
Headwater Literary Management is a boutique literary agency built to meet modern writers where they actually are.
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Today I am officially open again for new book pitches. You will find details on how to do that on our site. I am going to do a quick thread here on some things I'd love to see in my query inbox this year.
www.headwaterliterary.com
www.headwaterliterary.com
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Pulling up to the function in my Xcrox and I’ve got the haters choking
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Pulling up to the function in my Xcrox and I’ve got the haters choking
not gonna get anywhere with me with counting stats over that long a period. "playing forever" doesn't make you a HoFer to me
Witten is 4th in all-time receptions for both receivers and tight ends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
not gonna get anywhere with me with counting stats over that long a period. "playing forever" doesn't make you a HoFer to me
Hall of Fame semifinalists out today. No one wants to hear this and they're gonna get in, but: Eli Manning and Jason Witten don't belong anywhere near HoF
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
26 Modern-Era Players named as Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2026 | Pro Football Hall of Fame
A total of 26 candidates in the Modern-Era Players category have reached the Semifinalist stage for possible election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame’s Class of 2026 presented by Visual Edge IT.
www.profootballhof.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hall of Fame semifinalists out today. No one wants to hear this and they're gonna get in, but: Eli Manning and Jason Witten don't belong anywhere near HoF
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
www.profootballhof.com/news/2025/11...
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The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
November 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The Aquarium Is Empty and Yoshi Refuses To Show Us What’s in His Mouth
I should still be allowed to do Brock Purdy discourse even though he's been paid
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I should still be allowed to do Brock Purdy discourse even though he's been paid
BROsmers it is time to become even more toxic online. let's go
As a BROsmer, I am so angry about this development.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
BROsmers it is time to become even more toxic online. let's go
If you think Minnesota sports radio can get a little out over its skis sometimes
Do NOT let former Gopher QB Max Brosmer play a remotely competent game as a Vikings starter
Do NOT let former Gopher QB Max Brosmer play a remotely competent game as a Vikings starter
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you think Minnesota sports radio can get a little out over its skis sometimes
Do NOT let former Gopher QB Max Brosmer play a remotely competent game as a Vikings starter
Do NOT let former Gopher QB Max Brosmer play a remotely competent game as a Vikings starter
if this isn't the definitive end of the line, and is instead another soft benching, they are handling this as poorly as possible
Kevin O’Connell said J.J. McCarthy is in the concussion protocol. McCarthy reported some symptoms as the #Vikings came home last night, O’Connell said.
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if this isn't the definitive end of the line, and is instead another soft benching, they are handling this as poorly as possible
It's almost Thanksgiving and you know what that means--just two days until you should move your turkey from your freezer to your fridge!
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
It's almost Thanksgiving and you know what that means--just two days until you should move your turkey from your freezer to your fridge!
How about instead we go back down to 30 teams by cutting the Saints and the Browns out
The Saints are hosting a kicker tryout and former Pro Bowler Justin Tucker is among those invited, per me and Mike Garafolo
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
This is his first workout since being suspended 10 games by the NFL for violating the personal conduct policy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How about instead we go back down to 30 teams by cutting the Saints and the Browns out
LaNorris Sellers YOU 🫵 get to wear purple next year
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
LaNorris Sellers YOU 🫵 get to wear purple next year
the thing haunting me from yesterday is when the broadcast relayed that Kevin O'Connell told them that JJ McCarthy was "the best pre-snap QB he's ever coached--all his problems come post-snap"
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the thing haunting me from yesterday is when the broadcast relayed that Kevin O'Connell told them that JJ McCarthy was "the best pre-snap QB he's ever coached--all his problems come post-snap"
The thing about Toyotathon is that, with a November start, you probably need to be planning and prepping for it by early summer. I don't think JJ McCarthy has any time to waste if he's gonna get the Ann Arbor dealership ready on time
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The thing about Toyotathon is that, with a November start, you probably need to be planning and prepping for it by early summer. I don't think JJ McCarthy has any time to waste if he's gonna get the Ann Arbor dealership ready on time
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please just get into mini painting
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
please just get into mini painting
the amount of publications calling DOGE a "failure" or saying that it delivered nothing is pretty alarming
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the amount of publications calling DOGE a "failure" or saying that it delivered nothing is pretty alarming
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Finally!
My neighborhood Ocelot is a sneaky one and I haven't been able to get a photo of it until tonight. At @casabentbill.bsky.social
#cats #ocelot #nature #costarica
My neighborhood Ocelot is a sneaky one and I haven't been able to get a photo of it until tonight. At @casabentbill.bsky.social
#cats #ocelot #nature #costarica
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Finally!
My neighborhood Ocelot is a sneaky one and I haven't been able to get a photo of it until tonight. At @casabentbill.bsky.social
#cats #ocelot #nature #costarica
My neighborhood Ocelot is a sneaky one and I haven't been able to get a photo of it until tonight. At @casabentbill.bsky.social
#cats #ocelot #nature #costarica
second part of the horror movie is starting. you thought the big bad guy was dead and in the ground but guess what
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
second part of the horror movie is starting. you thought the big bad guy was dead and in the ground but guess what
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
this absolutely happened today btw. we'll see!
if you like the Minnesota Vikings there's only one rooting interest today: a quarterback performance so bad that it requires the postgame comment "if we start him ever again we lose the locker room"
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
this absolutely happened today btw. we'll see!
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Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”
Reichard is so goddamn good lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Reichard is so goddamn good lol
They put Randy Moss mooning Lambeau in that rivalry montage just now. I don't think Fox should be allowed to do that given what they said about it at the time!
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They put Randy Moss mooning Lambeau in that rivalry montage just now. I don't think Fox should be allowed to do that given what they said about it at the time!
all around us there is evidence that Brian Daboll is simply one of the worst-vibed men in football
November 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
all around us there is evidence that Brian Daboll is simply one of the worst-vibed men in football
if you like the Minnesota Vikings there's only one rooting interest today: a quarterback performance so bad that it requires the postgame comment "if we start him ever again we lose the locker room"
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
if you like the Minnesota Vikings there's only one rooting interest today: a quarterback performance so bad that it requires the postgame comment "if we start him ever again we lose the locker room"