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Kai
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world’s okayest fighting game player
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Boston Globe's commitment to the local angle getting a little out of hand
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
i disagree
Reiterating again: it is NOT pee 👍
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It’s very funny to me that countries are trying to pass laws banning teens from social media until they’re older and can “handle it” as if the last decade hasn’t been about watching rich middle aged men nuke their brains on Twitter and then run the USA via shitpost.
Dude. Yes. Alito and Thomas are of course the standout examples, but all of the Republican justices have tells in their writing and their questioning indicating that they are, to varying degrees, marinating their brains in dumb bitch juice
My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
hmm are you hot enough to be this tiring *click media tab*

sigh.... yes
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
millennials were really into vinyl, gen x were uncomfortably into 1950s aesthetics, boomers i dunno they probably got really into hoop and stick or some shit
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I'm the weird person who prefers self checkout and has never stolen, but I am very seriously considering stopping shopping at my local grocery because the self checkout machines' "theft prevention" shit is so egregiously stupid and disruptive I'd rather shop somewhere else
December 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
what are you trying to say, bluesky
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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With the twin tools of revolutionary optimism (I believe that we will win) and revolutionary defeatism (it’s good that bad things happen to me as a person in the imperial core) I am immune to all attacks
January 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Paul Anka, thanks so much for agreeing to do a rare interview. No one has seen or heard from you in at least 40 years. I know you're a busy man so I'll just get right to the burning question that the world has been dying to know the answer to: What was Frank Sinatra's penis like?
December 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Remember One Billion Americans lmfao
I continue to think that Matty coming out against birthright citizenship a few months ago should have been taken as a major warning sign that the group chats have already decided to surrender on this.
December 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
December 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Oh so now it's illegal to have a hobby!
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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NEW — Cutting less than one day of the Chicago police would cover the $4.5M needed to ensure there are no cuts to library staffing and resources, one resident writes.

Read this opinion submission about protecting city libraries in the 2026 budget.

thetriibe.com/2025/12/opin...
OPINION: The Chicago Public Library budget is under threat. Let’s remember what libraries do for us • The TRiiBE
Cutting less than one day of the Chicago police would cover the $4.5M needed to ensure there are no cuts to library staffing and resources.
thetriibe.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I need to feel something so I'm going to begin loudly referring to all visual novels as "Telltalelikes."
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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at this time of year maybe we all ought to focus a little less on stranger things and remember the reason for the season, manger things
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
love thinking about tom cotton whenever someone says we need a strong republican party
December 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM