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Gianmarco Soresi

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Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special NOW ON YOUTUBE Host of The Downside Podcast If I have to post on another one of these things I’m gonna kms

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h

John Pinette was so goddamn funny but unfortunately every one of his albums ends with the longest Chinese accent chunk you’ve ever heard

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 19h

Liza Minnelli is the only athlete I know

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h

Upcoming show dates:
10/12 Philadelphia, PA
10/14 Ontario, CA
10/30 Lincoln, NE
10/31-11/1 Des Moines, IA
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 20h

my everything

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22h

Watch Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special on YouTube youtu.be/sB9eWtzTOq0?...

Gianmarco Soresi: Thief of Joy | Full Comedy Special

YouTube video by Gianmarco Soresi

https://youtu.be/sB9eWtzTOq0?si

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22h

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22h

The last thing we need is another fascist that’s really into trains

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump received his flu shot and a COVID vaccine booster today, per the White House.

For some of his supporters, COVID boosters are used as a perjorative when attempting to insult someone.

October 10, 2025
TO: KAROLINE LEAVITT, WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
FROM: SEAN P. BARBABELLA, D.OSK PHYSICIAN TO THE PRESIDENT CAPTAIN, U.S. NAVY
٥.٥٠ سا
SUBJECT: President Donald J. Trump Completes Comprehensive Follow-Up Evaluation at
Walter Reed National Military Medical Center
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
President Donald J. Trump successfully completed a scheduled follow-up evaluation today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center. The visit was part of his ongoing health maintenance plan and included advanced imaging, laboratory testing, and preventive health assessments conducted by a multidisciplinary team of specialists. These evaluations were performed in coordination with leading academic and medical consultants to ensure optimal cardiovascular health and continued wellness.
Comprehensive laboratory studies performed in conjunction with the visit were exceptional, including stable metabolic, hematologic, and cardiac parameters.
In preparation for upcoming international travel, President Trump also received preventive health screenings and immunizations, including annual influenza and updated COVID-19 booster vaccinations.
President Trump continues to demonstrate excellent overall health. His cardiac age-a validated measure of cardiovascular vitality via ECG-was found to be approximately 14 years younger than his chronological age. He continues to maintain a demanding daily schedule without restriction.
SUMMARY: President Donald J. Trump remains in exceptional health, exhibiting strong cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical performance.

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23h

My shows are a safe space for baristas

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 3d

Manifestation is just religion without the part where you try being a better person

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

People assigned female at birth be shopping

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

We both didn't do our research

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

My therapist got me a book called “How to Live with OCD” but the problem is if I read any of the odd pages my mom will die

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pretty crazy that Charlie was the one in their relationship with taste

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

It’s pretty crazy that Charlie was the one in their relationship with taste

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Watch Theater Adult with Hannah Solow @babymcgoo.bsky.social n on YouTube youtu.be/BV_i_1mcR_w?...

http://youtu.be/BV_i_1mcR_w?si…

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

You can't even pee with a theater degree

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

My therapist got me a book called “How to Live with OCD” but the problem is if I read any of the odd pages my mom will die

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

We both didn't do our research

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 1d

Watch Thief of Joy: A Comedy Special on YouTube youtu.be/sB9eWtzTOq0?...

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

I feel deeply uneducated (and maybe just lacking overall taste?) when it comes to music but Doja Cat is an incredible performer

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

You can listen (and watch!) the new episode of The Downside podcast #318 with Demi Adejuyigbe on Spotify and YouTube!

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Pq...

Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

What percentage of a band can I morally support?

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

People assigned female at birth be shopping

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d

TICKETS www.ticketmaster.com/gianmarco-so...

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