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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era

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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 Partnered with @[email protected] DanielAegan.com

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · Aug 24

Are you a fan of messy romances? How about a meandering adventure? Would you be opposed to some hot fantasy politics?

The Elvenweed Chronicles has a little something for everyone and a lot more. So why not score a copy, get cozy, and drift into a haze of elvenweed smoke? You’ll be so glad you did.

A pothead epic!

The highest of high fantasy

The Elvenweed Chronicles
By Daniel Aegan

Out now!

Imager shows cartoon images of a blonde elf wearing a green tunic smoking a pipe and a sandy-haired young man with a shield and squire armor. Between them behind the title is a plume of smoke and a cannabis plant.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3h

I just smoked some of the you-know-what (weed). It was pretty damn fantastic.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3h

See, and I found other stuff on our little adventure:

A book called The Master & Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakovv

A plate of spaghetti and sausage completely covered in baked cheese. It looks delicious.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3h

I know those gams!

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 4h

Who got the sexy legs there?

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

I flicked it.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 15h

It’s his chair now.

A gray folding chair. There is a tiny wasp on it.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2d

When it comes to love, sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot.

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Love Gun

Romantic! Man Shoots Girlfriend with Bullet Inscribed with "Will You Marry Me?"

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve been able to put out three a year over the last few years, but it’s a revolving process I created for myself with my engineer brain. From start to publishing, it takes around 3 years per book with the writing and the drafting and the editing and the formatting and the unknown variables, etc…

Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 @eliseswritings.bsky.social · 3d

Authors, in the interest of helping readers spot gen ai 'authored' books, how many novels do you publish a year?

I publish one 80-100k+ word (epic fantasy) novel, and I can only do that because I drafted 8 novels before I started publishing any. 📚💙

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 2d

Someone tell Trump there’s no Nobel Prize for ratfuckery.

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Susanne Schmidt @sharkiatwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Tired of being recommended the same 10 books? The Under-Rated bundle is here to bring you tons of hidden gems.

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📦 📚 💙

Itch.io under-rated bundle Oct 9th to 13th
Bringing attention to the best books you've never heard of.

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Susanne Schmidt @sharkiatwrites.bsky.social · 2d

Don't miss out.

Susanne Schmidt @sharkiatwrites.bsky.social · 4d

Tired of being recommended the same 10 books? The Under-Rated bundle is here to bring you tons of hidden gems.

itch.io/b/3305/under...

📦 📚 💙

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Yes! Thank you. I’ll text you.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

63 indie books for $38 bucks?! Find your next great read here! This bundle includes two of my books: It’s a Weird, Weird World with VCR MacDougal and The Elvenweed Chronicles!

This epic deal won’t be around for long, so get going and fill your e-reader till it pukes!

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Underrated Book Bundle
Oct 9th-13th

Bringing attention to the best books you've never heard of
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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you. Can I send you tickets to my standup?

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah? Nuggies for days.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you?

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Woohoo!

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H.S. Kallinger (he/they) @xakana.bsky.social · 3d

As requested (gotta say that's a first--I dunno if anyone's challenged me to draw anything before, let alone a random musing XD)

pencil drawing of a breech fetus with a transverse placenta rendered as a charging plug piercing the uterine wall with squiggly lines that could be seen as electricity or blood vessels coming off it. The amniotic sac is drawn smaller than the uterus, and the fundus and bladder surround it.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Great job! Send this to RFK Jr so he knows how babies are charged.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Is anyone reading this a teacher or works in a school for younger children? If you are and also willing to help me with a scene I’m writing that takes place in an elementary school, please let me know. Thank you!!!

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

I forgot about the sequel. At this rate, it’ll be a reboot.

Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

You should draw that.

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

Kung Fu Hustle

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

a man in a suit says it seems gay in front of a sign that says protect your bits

Alt: a man in a suit says it seems gay in front of a sign that says protect your bits

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Dan-yell Eekan: Eerie Elvenweed Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 3d

I’m no doctor, but the baby was in her placenta??? What’s this asshole’s job again?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."

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