Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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Yup. A spill is a spill.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Yup. A spill is a spill.
I’m watching these fuckers pour more wine. If one drop spills….
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m watching these fuckers pour more wine. If one drop spills….
Thought we were done, but they antisemitism has been released along with a related racist joke.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thought we were done, but they antisemitism has been released along with a related racist joke.
One way or another.
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
One way or another.
More so that usual. 😅
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
More so that usual. 😅
I thought for sure I’d hear about it! Like I said before, the people who didn’t come this year would’ve had this card FILLED by now. There’s still dessert coming, though!
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I thought for sure I’d hear about it! Like I said before, the people who didn’t come this year would’ve had this card FILLED by now. There’s still dessert coming, though!
Me too! There aren’t as many people here as usual, so some of the big time offenders are missing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me too! There aren’t as many people here as usual, so some of the big time offenders are missing.
A falling platter took out a chunk of floor, so I got the “something breaks” square, then my nephew farted. Two more squares!
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A falling platter took out a chunk of floor, so I got the “something breaks” square, then my nephew farted. Two more squares!
Thought I’d avoid the queerphobia, but here we are… 😒
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Thought I’d avoid the queerphobia, but here we are… 😒
I’m agreeing with you!
November 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m agreeing with you!
Melissa Ethrige deserves praise on today of all days!
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Melissa Ethrige deserves praise on today of all days!
Kid is whining over the card game got me the “whining and crying”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Kid is whining over the card game got me the “whining and crying”.
Wow. I can’t even repeat the Karen activity! 🫣
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wow. I can’t even repeat the Karen activity! 🫣
Can’t believed that racist joke haunted him for no good reason whatsoever!
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can’t believed that racist joke haunted him for no good reason whatsoever!
Heard a dick joke, witnessed a snippy couple fight, and heard my first round of family gossip.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Heard a dick joke, witnessed a snippy couple fight, and heard my first round of family gossip.
Someone will show up for dessert later and fill out anything I don’t get between now and then.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone will show up for dessert later and fill out anything I don’t get between now and then.
I wasn’t in the room, but u heard the rant. Haha
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wasn’t in the room, but u heard the rant. Haha
For a mow key Thanksgiving, I’m racking these up quickly.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
For a mow key Thanksgiving, I’m racking these up quickly.
My nephew is talking about his balls for the “genital talk” square.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My nephew is talking about his balls for the “genital talk” square.
There is poop in the shrimp! Got me the fecal matters square.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There is poop in the shrimp! Got me the fecal matters square.
A swear-riddled tirade for the sports rage square. An unrelated conversation resulted in the first casual slur spoken.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A swear-riddled tirade for the sports rage square. An unrelated conversation resulted in the first casual slur spoken.
Football bets flying already. Should’ve had an “AI praise” square since my nephew says to use it to make bets with.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Football bets flying already. Should’ve had an “AI praise” square since my nephew says to use it to make bets with.
And we’re off and running!
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
And we’re off and running!