Daniel Aegan is still high on Elvenweed
@danielaegan.bsky.social
Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. 🌈📚 The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶🌫️
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Thought we were done, but they antisemitism has been released along with a related racist joke.
November 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Thought we were done, but they antisemitism has been released along with a related racist joke.
A falling platter took out a chunk of floor, so I got the “something breaks” square, then my nephew farted. Two more squares!
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
A falling platter took out a chunk of floor, so I got the “something breaks” square, then my nephew farted. Two more squares!
Thought I’d avoid the queerphobia, but here we are… 😒
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Thought I’d avoid the queerphobia, but here we are… 😒
Kid is whining over the card game got me the “whining and crying”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Kid is whining over the card game got me the “whining and crying”.
Wow. I can’t even repeat the Karen activity! 🫣
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Wow. I can’t even repeat the Karen activity! 🫣
Heard a dick joke, witnessed a snippy couple fight, and heard my first round of family gossip.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Heard a dick joke, witnessed a snippy couple fight, and heard my first round of family gossip.
My nephew is talking about his balls for the “genital talk” square.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My nephew is talking about his balls for the “genital talk” square.
There is poop in the shrimp! Got me the fecal matters square.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
There is poop in the shrimp! Got me the fecal matters square.
A swear-riddled tirade for the sports rage square. An unrelated conversation resulted in the first casual slur spoken.
November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
A swear-riddled tirade for the sports rage square. An unrelated conversation resulted in the first casual slur spoken.
Football bets flying already. Should’ve had an “AI praise” square since my nephew says to use it to make bets with.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Football bets flying already. Should’ve had an “AI praise” square since my nephew says to use it to make bets with.
It’s that time of year…again. I’ll be playing Problematic Family Bingo:Thanksgiving 2025 Edition. The game starts for me in a couple of hours. Feel free to play as well if you’re trapped and willing.
Godspeed, little doodles.
Godspeed, little doodles.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s that time of year…again. I’ll be playing Problematic Family Bingo:Thanksgiving 2025 Edition. The game starts for me in a couple of hours. Feel free to play as well if you’re trapped and willing.
Godspeed, little doodles.
Godspeed, little doodles.
My doggy attempted to wage war against her own anus.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My doggy attempted to wage war against her own anus.
It’s that time. If you’re willing and able to be an ARC reader for Blood Drives, a collection of five short tales about vampires, werewolves, and Vatican agent priests, hit me up. This one should be dropping soon, and you can be among the first to read it!
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
It’s that time. If you’re willing and able to be an ARC reader for Blood Drives, a collection of five short tales about vampires, werewolves, and Vatican agent priests, hit me up. This one should be dropping soon, and you can be among the first to read it!
New term for “bi-curious” people just dropped.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
New term for “bi-curious” people just dropped.
Here he is:
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Here he is:
A mostly mutant-filled comic read-a-thon for all of you keeping track of my reading progress:
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A mostly mutant-filled comic read-a-thon for all of you keeping track of my reading progress:
I implore everyone to read this ancient text about what happens if we do shit like this:
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I implore everyone to read this ancient text about what happens if we do shit like this:
Did…did Lego steal Lionel Richie lyrics?
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Did…did Lego steal Lionel Richie lyrics?
If these were on sale on Etsy or whatever, would you consider getting one?
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If these were on sale on Etsy or whatever, would you consider getting one?
Had to tweak this one for the occasion. Remember: homophobia is OK when weaponized against ‘deepthroat Donnie’.
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Had to tweak this one for the occasion. Remember: homophobia is OK when weaponized against ‘deepthroat Donnie’.
Need some help ignoring your shithead family this Thanksgiving? Look no further than right here! The Elvenweed Chronicles is available for most e-readers and digital book apps. With found family themes and happy queerness throughout, what better way to spend time away from those you’re trapped with!
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Need some help ignoring your shithead family this Thanksgiving? Look no further than right here! The Elvenweed Chronicles is available for most e-readers and digital book apps. With found family themes and happy queerness throughout, what better way to spend time away from those you’re trapped with!
I fell behind this fall (get it?) in finishing my drafts and getting my Blood Drives shorts collection released. It’s still coming, but it’ll likely be a late-November/early-December drop instead. It will still be filled with lots of vampiric goodness throughout, so keep following me for updates! 🩸🚐
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I fell behind this fall (get it?) in finishing my drafts and getting my Blood Drives shorts collection released. It’s still coming, but it’ll likely be a late-November/early-December drop instead. It will still be filled with lots of vampiric goodness throughout, so keep following me for updates! 🩸🚐